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Part 3 of plAce Attorney Frantic Fanfic session 14
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Manfred: Into The Karmaverse
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2025-01-03
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358
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1/1
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8
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45

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Summary:

One morning, Manfred wakes up in the past and in the body of a peacock and finds himself commissioned by Napoleon, who wants him to invent homosexuality.

This is what happens when you write a fic in frantic fanfic with a one minute timer while hiding the previous parts.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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One evening Manfred von Karma went to bed and fell aslep, just like he did every evening. But in the next morning, he woke up in napolean times in the body of a peacock. This did not happen every morning.
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"Well, this is problematic," thought Manfred von Karma. "Gay people won't be invented for another 100 years. This time is dangerous."
Suddenly, Napoleon roi
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said to Manfred "Wanna be an enterprenour?" (idk how to write that word sry)
Manfred said "No I will not invent the gays, that would mess with the timeline and more importantly my perfect no homo record!"
"That's a shame"
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Napoleon sighed. He really wanted someone to invent homosexuality. Who's not better than a queergender, old peacock? Alas since he refused Napoleon had to get crafty.
"What if I take the credit so you don't lose your perfect no hmo record?"
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"Hmm that does sound like a reasonable agreement." Peacock von Karma replied, but to Napoleon it just sounded like a bunch of squawks because Napoleon doesn't speak bird.
"I'll just take that as a yes." Napoleon replied and picked up Manfred von Peacock taking him to the back room.
"This is where you'll invent homosexuality for me Manfred." Napoleon instructed holding his arms out to show the tiny room.
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It then occurred to Manfred just what he had agreed to and he was filled with outrage. He may be not cis, but that doesn't mean he isn't homophobic. No way would he invent homosexuality!
Napoleon, sensing Manfred's change of heart narrowed his eyes and began to tense up. He woul
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d simply not exist anymore if Manfred refused to invent Homosexuality. "Hey Manfred....I mean "They"fred." Napoleon whispered and tapped on his shoulder.
"L without the GBT sounds foolish, but maybe this is how it was meant to be I assume, as you take Ls constantly."
"They"fred looked up and furrowed his eyebrows.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?? ME? VON KARMA? TAKING Ls? IMPOSSIBLE!" The
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peacock was very upset. At this point he wished to be back in the normal times in his normal body so he could bring this fool to court.

Notes:

both people who are tagging this are currently fighting various illnesses, but this fic is worth the effort of tagging whilst ill

if you wish to read more of us putting manfred into the body of various birds, take a look at the collection this work is a part of. or join our discord server with the link in the series notes