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In retrospect, Meng Yao can recognize that it was a foolish decision to make any kind of remark whatsoever in Wei Wuxian’s presence re: anyone with the surname Lan and sex. He’d mentioned — casually, off-handedly, completely nonchalantly — that Lan Xichen had expressed disappointment in his decision to work through heat season as per his usual, and now they’re twenty minutes in on a painfully thorough breakdown of Lan Wangji’s psychosexual patterns of behavior that have likely been caused by being brought up in a rigidly traditional method in every way imaginable, which Wei Wuxian apparently now sees fit to assign to Lan Xichen as well.
The worst part about it all is that he has a point, the absolute bastard.
“I mean all of the Lans have some weird repression shit going on, you know? It just depends on their personality as to how it shows up I think. I mean I’m pretty sure their uncle hasn’t taken a shit in 20 years his ass is so tight.”
God what Meng Yao wouldn’t give to rewind time before he was forced to consider Lan Qiren’s ass in any capacity whatsoever.
“Why, YaoYao? What’s up with you and Business Insider’s two most eligible alphas — trouble in paradise?”
Oh he has no fucking idea.
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- Part 3 of Fandom Trumps Hate 2024