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1. the one where the author tries to emulate deadpool's speaking voice and has a tough time by Pav_lova

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)  

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   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Feb 2026

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   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
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   • Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

   Summary

   You there! Yes, you. I know you came out of Deadpool & Wolverine 2024 (the one with five scriptwriters, and hoo boy did none of that talent end up on the page) missing a certain someone's certain sex scene with a certain half-Australian with metal claws.

   Well. Here it is.

   After some tangential attempts at plot, of course.

   Series

   • Part 25 of One-Off Media Ficlets
   • Part 9 of ongoing

   Language:

   English

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