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1. THE GREAT "CROUCH SHAG CUP OF '79" by Blackedoutstars

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2024

   Tags

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   • Sirius Black/Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Sirius Black
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • James Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Evan Rosier
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Remus Lupin
   • Smut
   • this whole thing is smut
   • with feelings eventually!
   • Bitchkiller
   • Bottom Sirius Black
   • Switch Sirius Black
   • Switch Barty Crouch Jr
   • they are unserious your honor
   • regulus is out to hunt both of them
   • One-Sided Regulus Black/James Potter
   • One-Sided Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Past Rosekiller
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Semi Public Sex
   • does it count if the invisibility coat is there?
   • i think it does
   • innapropriate use of magical tools
   • barty is bad at feelings
   • so is Sirius
   • but they work it out
   • Porn With Plot
   • No Underage Sex
   • they are all of age I made sure of it
   • Barty is in looooove!
   • this fucking loser
   • long and ridiculously drawn out description of Sirius Black's beauty
   • Feelings Realization
   • Crack
   • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort

   Summary

   “Father wants me to be monogamous? Bet.” Barty stands up from the bench and raises his chin up high, a million dollar smile painted on his face.

   “As of today I'm instituting the Crouch Shag Cup of 1979. For every good lay with a member of Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, ten points will be attributed to the rightful house. Snogs are worth… I'd say five points.” Barty pauses to add to the suspense, then proceeds with a self-satisfied nod.
   “There’s no way to lose points, and whatever house ends up with the highest total amount by the end of June wins.”

   Or

   Barty is eighteen, has quite the promiscuous casual dating life, and a personal vendetta against his father.
   Somehow, unbeknownst to everybody, Sirius Black has something to do with all of that.

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   English

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