Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
THE GREAT "CROUCH SHAG CUP OF '79" by Blackedoutstars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
“Father wants me to be monogamous? Bet.” Barty stands up from the bench and raises his chin up high, a million dollar smile painted on his face.
“As of today I'm instituting the Crouch Shag Cup of 1979. For every good lay with a member of Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, ten points will be attributed to the rightful house. Snogs are worth… I'd say five points.” Barty pauses to add to the suspense, then proceeds with a self-satisfied nod.
“There’s no way to lose points, and whatever house ends up with the highest total amount by the end of June wins.”Or
Barty is eighteen, has quite the promiscuous casual dating life, and a personal vendetta against his father.
Somehow, unbeknownst to everybody, Sirius Black has something to do with all of that.
