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  1. The Self-Help Guru by

    Fandoms: Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

    01 Jan 2013

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    One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.

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