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A drunk vampire and a drunk zombie walk into a kitchen... which one throws up first?
"Like every halloween, they had been drinking. Like every halloween since sixth year, Lily and James got frisky off three or seven wine coolers, Marlene and Dorcas pretended they had something to do in the morning, and Mary and Peter were knocked out somewhere, separately. Like every halloween, Remus and Sirius were the last ones standing."
This is a canon-compliant one shot with no character death or angst. Unless you count pining as angst ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Just something I banged out instead of working on the multi-chapter fics I have sitting in my drawer. Hope you like it, and that it's not too sappy.