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A video feed turns on, revealing... a very neato black and white bear!
Wait a minute... I know who that is! It can only be...
long john jones:
hey guys
long john jones here
if you're seeing this video, congratulations
it means you've been selected for a very prestigious program
due to a continued surge of interest in hope's peak academy, a decision was made to expand the number of campuses worldwide, and so that is why you are here
welcome to hope's peak talent development campus, i'm long john jones, the rootiest tootiest bear in town
...hm?
He tilts his head.
long john jones:
did that sound like anything you've heard before?
i don't know why, this is like
unrelated to
everything
like everything at all
we just have a lot of mentally sound teenagers but also maybe a few not teenagers (i'm not really keeping track?) hanging out in a theme park that's also a school and doing stuff
where nothing bad happens
ever
murder? i don't even know her
anyway, let me get a little more long john personal with you all
Long John Jones waddles towards the camera and seems to be looking you directly in the eye. This feels very personal!
long john jones:
by the long john power invested in me, i need to shatter this realm of fiction and nonfiction and just cover a couple things so uhh...
normally in these things, you can kinda just dive in and start wherever, yeah? read the second one first who cares it's all new teenagers screaming at each other and killing each other in increasingly hilarious ways
but uhhh, this is just some idiots playing around with established characters who may or may not have experienced similar character developments off camera where your little eyes can't peep
so what i'm saying is if you don't read the hit classic turbo danganronpa x and the other hit classic hyper danganronpa xx, this bonus mode spectacular is probably a really bad idea because you will meet a lot of strangers and will be given no help in avoiding the future that is stranger danger
you have been warned the stranger bus will now come for you if you are not careful
and that's a long john warning
He's looking through a small stack of index cards in his paw, shuffling through them increasingly fast.
long john jones:
for the sake of not going actually insane, this is indeed the same hope's peak abroad campus seen in the award winning hyper danganronpa xx
you should just kinda assume every location is the exact same and we're not going to spend like any time explaining that shit
except uhh, just imagine the hotel has like extra floors to house all the other characters in this stupid game
i'm sure you can use that imagination for me, long john jones
like i can imagine getting paid for my tireless efforts
what a dream.............
Long John Jones sighs wistfully before continuing.
long john jones:
also the scenes you will see here in this realm is dictated entirely by what scholars have deemed
"vibes"
for those who haven't got a degree in vibes like me, long john jones, that pretty much means there's no rhyme or reason to what lovely characters show up, and more importantly, which ones just never will
sometimes it be like that
anyway phew that was a lot of needless words coming from my beautiful and very marketable lips
get out of here you crazy kids
go do whatever you want in this bonus mode world
seeya
Long John Jones waves as the camera fades to black.