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1. And I'd tell you, that I loved you, if I did. by Patchwork7987

   Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Apr 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds
   • Dee Reynolds & Dennis Reynolds
   • Mac McDonald
   • Dennis Reynolds
   • Dee Reynolds
   • Charlie Kelly
   • Frank Reynolds
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fake Marriage
   • Episode: s07e04 Sweet Dee Gets Audited
   • Fat Mac McDonald
   • Fat Shaming
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Jealousy
   • Angst
   • Mutual Pining
   • Eventual Smut
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Praise Kink
   • Temporarily Unrequited Love
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Dennis Reynolds Has an Eating Disorder
   • Codependency
   • Religious Guilt
   • slow burn but theyre kissing the whole time
   • Mac McDonald Loves Dennis Reynolds
   • Semi-Public Sex

   Summary

   “Why not?” Dennis questioned. “It’s not like we have anyone to marry anytime soon. Plus, we get all the benefits without dealing with the drama women love to bring, I see this as only a good thing.”

   “Yeah, I guess.” Mac shrugged, accepting Dennis’s answer rather quickly. “I’ll do it if you get me another beer.”

   In the wake of some troubling revelations, Dennis and Mac agree to follow through on a new scheme to fool the government. As always, it gets more complicated than it needs to be.

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   English

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