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my fake plastic love by cursedtobevirgodominant
Fandoms: luigi mangione - Fandom, Real Person Fiction, United Healthcare CEO Assassin - Fandom, United Healthcare CEO Shooter - Fandom
12 Jan 2025
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Brown eyes, dark curls, thick brows,and sharp features… that’s the one frat boy who’s room is right across from you! You’ve always wondered why he doesn’t live in the fraternity with the rest of his brothers.
“Hey!” you call out, pushing couples aside as you try to reach him. He glances towards you for a second, pointing at himself with an arched brow. “Yes, you!” Sprinting down the steps, you clutch onto his shoulder, squeezing it firmly as you catch your breath.
“Uhh… do I know you?” he asks, pulling earbuds out of his ears and staring at you in a judgemental manner. As his eyes rake over your face, his head tilts up in recognition. “Oh, you go to Penn, right? You’re that girl who—”
“Yes! Sorry, come with me. This’ll be quick, okay?” Before he can decline (or accept, who knows?), you move your hand from his shoulder down to his forearm to pull him towards the house.
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Or, your ex gets with your now ex-friend and hides out in a party where only couples can get in. A familiar man jogging down the streets catches your eye, and you decide he will be your date for the party, but word gets around quick. Now you're both forced to stay committed to the bit.