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    “Did you show her your favorite cheeses?”
    “No.”
    “Did you force her to watch all of your Oprah tapes?”
    “No.”
    “Did you embarrass her with a magic trick?”
    Josh scowled. “She liked my magic tricks.”
    “Did she think you had a low IQ?”
    “She said I was above average IQ, thank you very much!”
    “Oh! Do you like someone else?”
    Josh’s treacherous cheeks flushed, and he hid his face behind his bent knees.
    “Oh my god, that’s totally it,” Drake sounded like he found the jackpot.
    “Stop.”
    “And you’ve been going out with so many guys lately-”
    “Drake-”
    “It’s gotta be a guy. So who is it?”
    “I’m not saying it.”
    “C’mon, you like someone more than Mindy. I’ve gotta know who!”
    “I can’t!”
    “Why not?”
    “BECAUSE YOU’LL HATE ME IF I TELL YOU IT’S YOU!”

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