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1. [Podfic of] Damned if We Don't by blue_string_pudding, nockout

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger & Sirius Black
   • Hermione Granger/Minerva McGonagall
   • Sirius Black/Neville Longbottom
   • Hermione Granger/Cuthbert Binns
   • Sirius Black/Viktor Krum
   • Hermione Granger/Viktor Krum
   • Sirius Black/Rubeus Hagrid
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Sirius Black/Sybill Trelawney
   • Sirius Black/Filius Flitwick
   • Sirius Black/Hermione Granger
   • Hermione Granger
   • Sirius Black
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Cuthbert Binns
   • Viktor Krum
   • Rubeus Hagrid
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Sybill Trelawney
   • Filius Flitwick
   • Crack
   • Smut
   • Smutty crack?
   • Cracky Smut?
   • Be gentle it's my first time
   • can't say the same for Sirius
   • Or Hermione
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • no really what epilogue
   • let's pretend no one died
   • Everyone lived
   • except dumbledore
   • he's dead
   • very dead
   • and aren't we all glad
   • Binns is technically dead too but he's been dead so long it doesn't count
   • if you think that will stop him from participating in the shenanigans of this story guess again
   • Undressing
   • Naked People
   • shed sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Natural Lubrication
   • Pegging
   • hand stuff
   • finger stuff
   • boob stuff
   • butt stuff
   • broom stuff
   • Voyeurism
   • being watched
   • Watching
   • ghostly emissions
   • Flitwick has a surprise for Sirius and it's not a gobstone
   • oh god did I just type that
   • fandom bicycles go for a nice ride
   • or four
   • there actually is a plot
   • guess that makes it
   • Porn With Plot
   • and that plot is
   • Fuck Or Die
   • also
   • Fuck the Faculty
   • allll of them
   • I didn't stutter
   • neither did my narrator
   • we mean ALL of them
   • prepare yourselves
   • no one is safe
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 1.5-2 Hours
   • Audio Format: Streaming

   Summary

   "Oh, Hermione, it's just sex. People do it all the time. What on earth have you got to be so worried about?"

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   English

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