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NoYa: So look what i spotted when i was visiting grandpa in Tsurushihama
NoYa sent an [ image ]
Tanaka-bro: yohoho HINYATA MY PUPIL who knew he a player BWAHAHAHAAAA
Extra TM : Remember that one time… remember it… when I took one (1) picture of a similar nature. Remember what I said about Noya-san doing the same if he were in my shoes? Anyway, I have been vindicated.
Narita: Tsukishima being like { ... }
NoYa: Yes I remember WHAT~ ABOUT IT mm??
NoYa: you sure you want me to remember?
Extra TM : …
NoYa: yeah so ANYWAY look at our HINATA GO
Daichi: This better not be another debacle, i also remember last time somebody took a picture like that
Suga: forget that, beach date, eh? hinata got game.
Yamaguchi: It was kageyama’s idea, actually. Because hinata has been into beach volleyball lately, something about jumping and the soles of his feet or something or other. I may have tuned out a little. Oops.
Daichi: … honestly, that’s on us for judging.
Tanaka-bro: no no i cannot believe KAGEYAMA GOT GAME!!! No way
Suga: lol so they were not being romantic idiots they were being volleyball idiots. Again.
Extra TM : That’s just on brand, if we’re being honest.
ChikaraKa: let the kids have their date if you would please! Noya - 1 warning
NoYa: YES CAPTAIN!!! They didn’t notice me there anyway…
KinoShitAh: pffft nerds in love
ChikaraKa: im sorry why are you talking?
KinoShitAh: HEY! Friendly fire!
ChikaraKa: sorry sorry we are all proud of you and your ability to ask girls out all of a sudden
Tanaka-bro: teach us pls
ChikaraKa: you literally have a girlfriend
NoYa: hush that doesnt mean he knows how he did it
ChikaraKa: pfffffft
Tanaka-bro: MY OWN BRO HEY why you betray me so noyaaaaa
Extra TM : Yet again, I must say simply: lol
NoYa: sry it was right there
Tanaka-bro: shut up TSUKISHIMA YOU SHIT
Yamaguchi: Don’t worry, Tanaka-san, he doesn’t know how he got a boyfriend either.
Tanaka-bro:: PFFFFFFF OMG SAVAGE
Suga: i love you sm, child
Extra TM : Oh, shut up, Yamaguchi!
Yamaguchi: Sorry, Tsukki (^_~)
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Hinata The Decoy Ace: ur hands are rly nice
Setter At Birth: shut up stp saying stuff like that
Hinata The Decoy Ace: hehehe you blush
Setter At Birth: i do not i said shut up
Hinata The Decoy Ace: domnt be embarrassed bakageyama it was a compliment. u take such good care fo them and they feel nice to hold ok?
Setter At Birth: of course i have a rootine it’s for volleyball shut UP
Hinata The Decoy Ace: well i like it
Setter At Birth: …
Hinata The Decoy Ace: cman baaakaa
Setter At Birth: i like holding your hand too
Hinata The Decoy Ace: it was a good date. I rly like the beach. never seen you suck at volleyball before lollololol
Setter At Birth: do you want to die??
Hinata The Decoy Ace: SORRY SORRY SORRY
Hinata The Decoy Ace: anyway that was a lie u didn’t suck. But i will beat you
Setter At Birth: yeah yeah you tell yourself that
Hinata The Decoy Ace: i will. I like you and your tosses bakakeyama
Setter At Birth: i know
Hinata The Decoy Ace: good. Nowsay smt nice about me too dummy
Setter At Birth: …
Hinata The Decoy Ace: KAGEYAMAM CMON how will i know you like me
Setter At Birth: i took time off practice to travel to the beach and bought you shioyaki dumbass
Setter At Birth: why would i do all that if i didn’t like you why would i waste my time
Hinata The Decoy Ace: awwww kageyamaa YOU LOVE MEEEEE
Setter At Birth: you suck
Hinata The Decoy Ace: nonono u love me confirmed
Hinata The Decoy Ace: come play w me
Setter At Birth: didn’t you just bike home from the bus?
Hinata The Decoy Ace: i am too hyped the date was awesome
Setter At Birth: yeah i need to eat and talk to my mom, meet u in the evening?
Hinata The Decoy Ace: k c u (ﾉ´ з `)ノ
Setter At Birth has blocked Hinata The Decoy Ace
Setter At Birth: dumbass.
Setter At Birth: i do like you very much.
Setter At Birth: hinata dumbass.
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Asahi Ace: I got a job at a clothes store! Shimizu helped me get it.
NoYa: oh HYEEEE congrats baabe hey how is shimizu senpaiii ;)
Tanaka-bro: noya not in front of your own BOYFRIEND!!!
NoYa: oh mu love for shimizu senpai transcends time, is not about lusting, and it DOES NOT interfere with my deep and profound love for Asahi <3
Asahi Ace: Noya (///￣ ￣///)
NoYa: Sorry babe sorry
Asahi Ace: Shimizu is fine. She helps in the back but she got me a part-time-job stacking the shelves and the owner said if I am a good student I can do my internship there to learn about what sports equipment is sought after. It was a lucky break.
Tanaka-bro: that was really nice of her
Saga: omg congrats asahi!! that’s awesome. good luck on your new job
Tanaka-bro: sou sou!!! good luck, asahi-san!!!
NoYa: yeah, do well, babe <3
Asahi Ace: Thanks, guys
Daichi: Good job, Asahi!
Daichi: Anyway heard front he volleyball idiots?
ChikaraKa: yup they’re coming to practise normally, but they are also spending a lot of time after school together
Extra TM : And in other things which aren’t new…
Suga: Oh hush, let some other kids be in love too
Yamaguchi: Yeah, Tsukki, don’t be salty ;)
Extra TM : Shut up, Yamaguchi
Suga: Shut up, Yamaguchi
Narita: Shut up, Yamaguchi
NoYa: Shut up, Yamaguchi
KinoShitAh: Shut up, Yamaguchi
Extra TM : Stop that!
Saga: hehe possessive possessive
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Hinata The Decoy Ace: yeah shit up saltishima
Hinata The Decoy Ace: i like holding kageyama’s hand it’s hard to text sory guys thats why i haven’t answered
Setter At Birth: BAKA SHUT UP DONT SAY THAT
Hinata The Decoy Ace: what is true???
Extra TM : Ugh, disgusting. Kill me now.
Koutarou: omg tsukki let the kids be in love u kno they cute
Hinata The Decoy Ace: BOKUTO SAAAN THANK YOOOOU
NoYa: oh shit u still here
Koutarou: well yeah (*/ω＼)
Hinata The Decoy Ace: hey hey kenma told me about kaashi san so sorry he didn’t want to date yoiu or your bfrds bokuta ssaan you sre super dateble thats not fair
Koutarou: um yeah thanks hinta
Daichi: Hinata, Bokuto might not want to talk about that
Hinata The Decoy Ace: aash SO SORRY BOKLUTO SAN i wont mention it
Koutarou: yeah tnx appreciate it. It’s gonna be ok, we’re talking so it’s not too bad. I have 2 great bofriends i cannot complain
Asahi Ace: It’s very good you’re staying positive, Bokuto. It’s important to appreciate the good things you have in life.
Koutarou: hehe (>ᴗ•)
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Hinata The Decoy Ace sent an [ image ]
Hinata The Decoy Ace: he’s my boyfriend now (─‿‿─)♡
Hinata The Decoy Ace: sofhlrehflegherg omg HOW DO YOU DELRTE THINGS WRONG CHAT RONG CHAT WRONG c`hAAT JAJSJDJWJ
Extra TM : Kill me. Please. Please, smite me now. I beg you, Lord, please.
Setter At Birth: Hinata boke you are dead
Setter At Birth: DEAD
Tanaka-bro: SO CUTE that’s our kouhai look at them go ehehehehehehe
NoYa: get it shoyo
Setter At Birth: DEAD
Hinata The Decoy Ace: I AM SORRY I WANTED TO SHOW THE PEOPLE FROM MIDDLESCHOOL THAT WERE DATING NOW
Setter At Birth: THa’ts not any better run hinata run
Hinata The Decoy Ace: somebody helpjwfhelhlrh
Extra TM : Oh, good. If they kill each other we’ll get peace.
ChikaraKa: hmm with practice in an hour i guess i gotta replace a setter and a middle blocker quickly
Setter At Birth: i’ll be there. Hinata’s dead. Narita-san can be on A team now,
Hinata The Decoy Ace: nahejrf cmmooon
Tanaka-bro: rip hinata
Yamaguchi: RIP
Suga: lol rip
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Hinata The Decoy Ace: IM NOT DEAD
Setter At Birth: yet
Hinata The Decoy Ace: σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡
Setter At Birth: shut up boke
Setter At Birth: …
Setter At Birth: ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉ ♡
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Suga: … dorks in love the both of you
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Hinata The Decoy Ace: hey bakageyama if you doin t want me to tell ppl i wont ok?
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Hinata The Decoy Ace: hey baaaaka answer me
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Setter At Birth: it’s fine
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Hinata The Decoy Ace: YOU DUMMY QUIT REPLYING SO LATE ABT IMPRTNT THINGS!!!
Setter At Birth: … good night
Hinata The Decoy Ace: night <3