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1. The Human Vending Machine by riotoftime

   Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Jan 2025

   Tags

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   • Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover
   • Reiner Braun
   • Bertolt Hoover
   • Sasha Blouse
   • Connie Springer
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Office
   • Fluff
   • Comedy
   • Mutual Pining
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Reiner's Self-Esteem Issues
   • Reiner POV
   • Bertolt Hoover's Name Spelled as Bertholdt Hoover
   • Office Shenanigans

   Summary

   Reiner Braun is a human vending machine.

   He is The Office Guy, the one with the backup chargers and Band-Aids. The one who nods too much in meetings and can lift the giant water jugs for the cooler without using his knees.

   Reiner likes being useful. It keeps his mind off other things.

   Other things that are six feet, four inches and currently stuck in the supply closet.

   Reiner Braun: office hero, human vending machine, and absolutely terrible at handling his feelings, especially when it comes to his coworker, Bertholdt Hoover.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,857

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   101

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