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Stanley sat down at his computer to write a fanfiction.
Wait. No, no, no, Stanley, I won’t be part of this. You can’t write about yourself. Real person fiction? Do you have any idea how that could affect you?
Why, what if you wrote about something truly disturbing happening to you, posted it online, and then later, you read those things? You might put yourself in a coffee shop!
Or you could write yourself pregnant. You could write me pregnant!
Stanley decided to stop writing fanfiction, as he was not ready to pay child support to the Narrator’s fictional baby.