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FriendofOwlsandTitans to RULERZREACHF4N
FriendofOwlsandTitans: hi hunter!
hi!
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
i know you are there
both of us know you are not sleeping, mister
also
i can see you reading this
don’t ignore me!
or i will go and find you
you know i can!
RULERZREACHF4N: yo u,knw
Iam tempted,.
.to
See,how.
Far i ca,n pushh
This.
Also,,g ood luck,.
Darius,.woullld just,teleport yu ba ck, hom.e
FriendofOwlsandTitans: actually that would be pretty funny lol XD
RULERZREACHF4N: Darius would,nevver let it,.go
So,d on’t
Pleas,e
FriendofOwlsandTitans: in that case, i can just spam you all night if i have too
don’t test me!
RULERZREACHF4N: go,for .it
Why,
Are,yu
Messagin,g. Me. thiis
Late,,
?
FriendofOwlsandTitans: can’t i talk to one of my bestest buddy in the world :3
RULERZREACHF4N: idon’’t,kno w
Areen’t you,
Alway,s on.my cas e
For,.
n.ot sleepin,g,,
enough?,,.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: to be fair, you don’t sleep
like ever
so we kind of have a point there
RULERZREACHF4N: :/
Go,to
Sleeep,. luz,
FriendofOwlsandTitans: tried, can’t :/
RULERZREACHF4N: try,har,der..
You,. don’tt have.
The, excuse of,being me.,
And,you wwill be,.cranky tomorro,w.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: come ooooon
i am boooooored
humore me
i know you aren’t going to sleep anytime soon and i can’t fall asleep
we might as well talk
RULERZREACHF4N: oka y
Sure,.
That.check,s out.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: i could feel the sarcasm from there all the way to the owl house, lol
so
what kept you up so late this time?
are you working on something?
RULERZREACHF4N: no.,
I was,talking
With,.t he Captainn.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: ah, right, willow
by the way, that reminds me
i know your little secret >:3
RULERZREACHF4N: ?
Why,a re yu,making thatt face.?
FriendofOwlsandTitans: >:3
> :3
>:3
> :3
>:3
RULERZREACHF4N: stop..
FriendofOwlsandTitans: okay fine
but you totally have a crush on willow, don’t you?
and don’t even try to deny it
i can see right through you!
all of us with half a brain cell can tell that
RULERZREACHF4N: .djh
Gjht
!
FriendofOwlsandTitans: lol!
that’s what i thought!
you are so obvious!
RULERZREACHF4N: wat,i meant .to type,
Was,that of couurse i like,the Captain
Wy wouldn’tt i?
And.
I thhink,.
Shelikes,m e ,.back. As well,
Or i,hopee so
FriendofOwlsandTitans: awwwwwwww!
that was the sweetest, hunter!
like sugar and marshmallows, you are a big softy
RULERZREACHF4N: hy,woul d,i
Be like,suggar?
And,marsh mallow.s?,
Also,i am,.
not,soft..
FriendofOwlsandTitans: it’s just my way of saying you are cute :3
and you are a big softy, hunter
positively squishy and very huggable
RULERZREACHF4N: now,y ou are,justt saying ,.wor ds.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: you know, i was going to tease you about having a crush
because that’s what people do when their friends are having crushes, you know
but i don’t feel it anymore
RULERZREACHF4N: go.od
I.would,,have put dowwn the,scroll
FriendofOwlsandTitans: so when are you planning on asking willow out >:3
RULERZREACHF4N: i’m putting,th e scroll,.. down.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: nooooooooooooo
you need to tell me!
i am your friend, you are contractually obligated to tell me these things!
RULERZREACHF4N: i.dont reme,mber.
Signin.g anythin.g,.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: ha!
caught you!
you are still on your scroll!
now answer me!
RULERZREACHF4N: puting.the scroll,down
Ths.time fo r,, real.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: don’t leave me hanging!!
the thing i said about the contract is totally real and not made up!!
it’s a human thing!!
you could ask anybody
RULERZREACHF4N: i.only knoww.,
Two,humans
Andd,you are.one,, of them.,
FriendofOwlsandTitans: but aren’t i your favorite one
RULERZREACHF4N: debatabl,e
FriendofOwlsandTitans: how about if i say pretty please? :3
RULERZREACHF4N: good,nighht,.luz
FriendofOwlsandTitans: nooooooooooo!
RULERZREACHF4N: go.to sleep,.
FriendofOwlsandTitans: >:p
RULERZREACHF4N: :p