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Nile walked into the kitchen and found Joe working on something she had only seen in movies.
Nile: "Don't tell me you used to be a pirate."
Joe: "Sorry, what?"
Nile: "I thought it was only pirates who used those kinds of binoculars."
Joe looked at the object in his hands.
Joe: "Oh, this one. It is called a spyglass, and I bought it back in the 17th century. It is still the most trustworthy item I have for spotting something from a long distance. And if you want pirate stories, ask Andy. It was more her thing."
Andy: "Only because you and Nicky get seasick as soon you see a wave."
Joe: "We just prefer the dry land because it is so much easier to enjoy sex when your bed doesn't move during the act."
Andy: "Too much information, Yusuf."
Joe: "No, that is a fact."
Nile: "Before you two start fighting, can I try your spyglasses one day, Joe?"
Joe: "Sure, I just need to make sure it works."
Joe left the kitchen with a smirk on his face.
Andy: "Joe is lying."
Nile: "What do you mean?"
Andy: "You have known Joe for over forty-two years now, so what do you think is the real reason why he bought a spyglass to begin with if I tell you that enemies are number two on that list?"
Nile: "You mean, he is spying on..."
Andy nodded as she stood up with the bowl of Coco Pops.
Andy: "Exactly, so stay away from them unless you plan on not sleeping tonight."
Nile: "I think I will spend the day buying shoes."
Andy: "Very wise, Kiddo. See you."
Andy left with the Coco Pops while Nile found her laptop so she could buy shoes because that was her way of having fun.