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"And what's that one?"
"A penis, clearly."
Alastor rolled his eyes and turned to the man laying beside him, "Here I thought you were being smart and naming actual constellations."
Valentino grinned, "It's like you don't even know me."
"For what it's worth, I was impressed up until that."
"I'll take it." Valentino hummed, shifting onto his side and supporting his weight on his forearms as he leaned over Alastor, "To be honest, I don't know anything about stars, I don't think I can even name all of the planets."
"What a horrid man you are, lying to me like that." Alastor spoke, trying for accusatory but failing miserably as he dragged the other down into a kiss. He left his hand tangled in Valentino's mane of curls as he asked, "Shall we go back to yours?"
He was met with a sigh of relief, "I thought you'd never ask, it's fucking freezing out here."