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“I’m just sayin’, if a girl came into my house and ate my porridge and slept in my bed, I’m eating her ass” Melissa declared.
You knew what she meant. Of course, you knew what she meant. In this hypothetical scenario, Melissa imagined herself as one of the bears who believed that the appropriate consequence for home invasion and theft was to simply devour the blonde intruder.
But something about hearing Melissa use those particular words to make her point lit a spark in you that quickly evolved into a roaring flame that sent white heat straight to your core.
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Melissa Schemmenti told an entire room full of teachers that she would eat a girl's ass. And none of us will ever be the same.