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"Well, now you all know the truth," Marie sighed. "Frank and I conceived outside of our marriage."
"Why didn't you say anything sooner?" Robert demanded. "Is that why you submitted all of my personal documents to the NYPD?"
"Of course," she said dismissively. "I didn't actually think that you'd lose them. I didn't want you to find out I'd lied about when you were born."
"I think lying about my birthdate is a big deal, Ma!"
She clucked. "You're just too sensitive, Robert. You can't be upset over something so simple. It wouldn't have hurt to you never find out."