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What do you want on your pizza?

Summary:

Mirio documents a class pizza party.

Notes:

Somehow I think this is the first BNHA fic I've written despite having been obsessed with this anime several years ago... the obsession overlapped with the period of time I wasn't writing fanfic. But this is Bir Bas so not being fully reviewed/caught up didn't psych me out of writing it lol

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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"This is Togata Mirio speaking, coming to you from UA's Class 2-A, where we are having a—drumroll please—Pizza Party!"

The camera shakes slightly as the person holding it laughs.

"First up— Amajiki Tamaki, Hero Name: Suneater!"

The camera pans over to a lanky teenager with dark blue hair who is smiling nervously and has a plate with a half eaten slice of pizza on it in front of him.

"How many slices of pizza have you eaten so far?"

"Um. This is my fifth."

"And that's a Mochi Mentaiko Pizza, right? With mayonnaise?"

"Yeah."

"And what were the other four slices?"

"...Squid Ink Pizza, with squid on top. Mayo Jaga Pizza. Winter Crab Pizza. And a boiled egg, tuna, and mushroom pizza. Oh wait, six. I had a little slice of the Renkon Genovese Pizza, too."

A low, impressed whistle comes from off camera.

"That's a lot of ingredients, huh? Mochi, cod roe, squid, corn, potato, prosciutto, crab, shrimp, egg, tuna, mushroom, lotus root, tomato, basil, mayo... That'll give your quirk a lot to work with! Is pizza the new power food for Manifest?"

Amajiki looks thoughtful. "There's a good variety of options but not a high amount of any one thing unless you eat more than one slice of it. And it's not very easily stored for emergency snacking. Plus if I was strategizing, I really would have wanted to order oyster pizza as well."

The camera shakes with laughter again.

"So you're really gonna kick all of our asses later, huh?"

Amajiki hides his face behind his hand but his ears are blushing.

Notes:

Honorable mention to Natto Pizza, which got nixed in favor of the crab/shrimp pizza bc that felt like something Amajiki would gravitate towards. All pizzas mentioned in this fic are actual pizzas from Japan. Multiple were pulled from the English website of the Pizza-La chain.