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Number One: The Cuddle
Do not think for one god damn moment you are allowed to escape this. Once trapped, you're doomed. Which one is worse about it? Who knows? They both growl like feral animals if the other tries to wiggle away.
Number Two:
Sarcasm and playful barbs are a love language. Dirty jokes can be a hit or miss, and dark humor might get a dry laugh, so consider out of pocket humor a Meh.
Number Three:
You found a little puppy crying outside alone, but then immediately found its rightful family? And you didn't tell the other first so they could look at it and hug it? No bed privileges for you that night.
Number Four:
Don't make it weird, but if you do... It's usually Cloud's fault.
Number Five:
Television is boring. You know what isn't boring? Finding out you can play fetch with your werewolf boyfriend on full moons.
You know what else isn't boring? Finding out your vampire boyfriend can drink wine and other liquids with his teeth, not just blood (Now spend five hours just testing out different substances until he gets sick).
Number Six:
If you have a partner who is a vampire who reads too much there's only one good solution: walk around topless.
Number Seven:
Vampires cheat at games. Often. Even if they remind you that they're over 600 years old and have played some version of the same game for centuries.
Number Eight:
Your vampire boyfriend has to get used to not having modern conveniences anymore after having lived in cities so long, and his complaining voice is oddly cute (You may choose to claim things are more difficult than they are just to watch him roll his eyes and make the annoyed noise he always does).
Number Nine:
Your vampire boyfriend is not a chewtoy, but lovebites will happen. It's just a fact of werewolf living.
Number Ten:
Your vampire boyfriend is having to get used to temperatures again. He discovers how much he finds cold annoying. Do not then pelt him with snowballs to "help him grow an immunity" to the cold.
Number Eleven:
Don't over-rub your werewolf boyfriend's head... unless you're willing to deal with the consequences. This can also be applied to vampires, apparently.
Number Twelve:
Turns out vampires are picky eaters, or at least the one you acquired is. He mostly wants meat, but since his body came back alive (so to speak) he now needs veg. Who'd have guessed? Also, he hates veg, which is something else you both have in common. You both choose to wait until your adoptive father threatens to beat you with a tree and make you eat it before you add any green to your diet. Bonding~
Number Thirteen:
You both hate watching the adoptive dads make out. Also, they hate catching you two make out. It's just taking turns disgusting your fam, and that's beautiful.
Number Fourteen:
The bartender who makes the amazing apple ales you are now addicted to can also kick your ass. New friend acquired. Your werewolf boyfriend is so proud, but says next time it might be better to avoid getting physical to make connections. Whatever.
Number Fifteen:
Your vampire boyfriend is re-discovering flavors. You are kind enough to stick to pleasant things, which not only makes you a good partner but watching his face get all relaxed each time he likes something is heart racing. Do more of that.