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1. Call me by maximumeffort

   Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Apr 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Phone Sex
   • Masturbation
   • Cooking Lessons
   • Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • What Have I Done
   • I Don't Even Know
   • Humor
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Angst
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Eventual Fluff
   • but angsty
   • Deadpool Thought Boxes
   • I made plot
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Blow Jobs
   • Bittersweet
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • inappropriate use of donuts
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Mild Gore
   • Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   They talk, they joke, they have accidental phone sexes AND I decided to continue this, yay me! So once again I don't know what will happen. No killing of the characters this time I PROMISE!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   22,669

   Chapters:

   19/19

   Comments:

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