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"Alfred, why is there a cat in the batcave?" Batman asked, looking at the cat that was peacefully spinning on the computer keyboard.
"I don't know sir, maybe young Richard knows, he was the last one to use DNA access" Alfred said.
"And where is he?" Batman asked.
"I haven't seen him yet" Alfred said.
The cat, seeing that the supposedly smart adults couldn't help him, left without either of them noticing.
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Kid Flash took off his suit and went to the shower, only to find a black cat with blue eyes on his bed.
Wally approached the bed and let the cat sniff his hand "And where did you come from, little one?"
The cat caressed his hand with its furry cheek and let out a meow, looking the redhead straight in the eyes.
"Are you lost or did they bring you here?" Wally asked scratching the kitty's chin
"You're adorable" Wally said as he heard the cat purr
The redhead went to take a shower and came down with the cat curled up in his arms
"Did any of you adopt a cat?" Wally asked his housemates
"No" the titans of East said
Wally frowned as the cat dug its claws into his hand to keep his fingers from the attention it was giving to his belly
"So how do I get into my room?" Wally asked looking at the animal
"It's a cat, they do what they want" Aqualad said
"And they know how to climb" Speedy said
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Wally was walking through the city when a cat fell on his face
"Hey Mico" Wally said taking the animal off his face and putting it around his neck like a scarf
He had started calling the cat Mico since he had frequently found him in the East Titans Tower and had decided to give him a name
Mico accompanied him to the pet store to get his food and when they saw a poster of a lost cat stuck to a post next to a phone number
"Hey Mico, that cat looks like you" Wally said turning to look at the cat only to find that the feline had gone without him noticing
"How come he always disappears without me noticing?" Wally asked himself mentally
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Kid Flash could feel the cat judging him with its eyes for his life choices
Wally had stayed up until 4 in the morning studying for his University exams
The cat meowed and Wally looked at him with a frown "No Mico, I'm not going to sleep"
The cat jumped on the redhead's head and hit him with its paw in the face while meowing in discontent
"Ouch, bad cat" Wally said grabbing the cat by his lanky body and putting it in front of him
"Meow" Mico said
"You don't hit people Mico" Wally said with a frown
Mico looked at him as if he was scolding him and Wally gave in to the angry blue eyes
"Okay, I'm going to sleep, stop looking at me like that" Wally said placing the cat on the ground
Mico smiled triumphantly and Wally sighed before go to his room to sleep
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"Did you ask Dick why his cat keeps coming here?" Bruce asked scratching the kitten behind the ears
"He won't pick up the phone" Alfred said
"Weird" Bruce said looking at the butler
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The cat watched from the roof as his team searched for him unsuccessfully throughout the city
"ROBIN" heard Starfire scream
The black cat climbed down from the windowsill to the ground and stretched before heading in the opposite direction of his friends, towards Wally's house
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The cat meowed furiously inside the carrier
"Shh, we're only taking you to your family" Kid Flash said
Mico continued to meow angrily as the speedster took him to Titans Tower
The Titans were outside looking at the sea when Kid Flash arrived and handed them the cat that scratched him when he grabbed him
"Finally" Beast Boy said when he saw the blue-eyed black cat
"Quickly un-jinx him before he runs away" Cyborg said grabbing the hostile cat in his hands
Raven began to read a spell from his book and the cat flew through the sky while Kid Flash watched the spectacle bewildered
Wally saw how his cat Mico turned into his boyfriend Dick Grayson
A naked Dick Grayson
"Raven" Robin said blushing and covering his private parts with his hands
Raven snapped his fingers and Robin appeared wearing gray joggers, a light blue t-shirt and a Jump City State University sweatshirt from the biology department
"Thanks" Robin said dressed
"Umm could someone explain?" Kid Flash asked
"Robin was put under a spell by a villain to turn into a cat and the son of a bitch ran away at the first opportunity" Beast Boy said
"I wanted a vacation" Robin said shrugging his shoulders without meaning it at all
"You're a threat" Kid Flash told him
"Yes that's why you love me" Robin said with a smile
"You're right about that" Wally said with an amused smile