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The watcher looks at the screen "no matter who you are every person at some point in his life dreamed about being the strongest but today you gonna say the man who's destined to be the strongest" later we see a house on fire
The fire fighters shows up "is everyone safe?" A mother shouted "my baby is inside" a boy is running to the burning house broke the door and saved the baby
The mother thanked him "what's your name son" "oh me my name is murtdha" he later disappeared
Murtdha is fighting for survival eating from trash and sleeping in streets he found a burger in the trash but later found a hungry cat he gave it to the cat and went sleep
Waking up he saw a number above his head "1" he looked at the cat he fed earlier "3" confused he said "what's going on" he saw a huge card in front of him "would you like to be the strongest" murtdha pressed yes "your power level is 1" "first opponent weevil from grounded " said the card "that's a bug?" He searched in the forest he saw a weevil and stomped him "congratulations you gained 16xp" murtdha started thinking

"That mean I have to fight 6 oppenents well that look easy who's my next opponent What the fuck" he looked and saw a big skeleton with long arms and long nails "who's the fuck is that" said out loud and the card explained it "sleep killer is a scp the prevent you from sleep until he kills you " and there's extra notes"he's invisible you gonna need a goggles from scp" murtdha started laughing"yeah like scp foundation gonna listen to a homeless person also how the FUCK is this thing power level is 1" the card explained

"His bones are so weak they are not designed to fight" murtdha started thinking"yeah fair" later he went to sleep that night but he stayed awake the whole night his eyes started getting red and he got eyebags he started washing his face with water from a river but he still felt sleepy he's hungry now he climbed a tree to grab a fruit but was too tired he fell from the tree now feeling dizzy and tired and sleepy he his eyes slowly closed
The sleep killer saw his change and put his fingers on murtdha face "aaaaaaaaugh" screamed murtdha from shock and punched in front of him which luckily landed
In the sleep killer chest breaking his rips and killing him
Murtdha felt relief and immediately fell a sleep "haha finally" said before sleeping waking up naked someone stole his clothes while sleeping "fuck" he went to the forest and put punch of leaves on his pants but still murtdha was too ashamed he started looking at the sky and said "man ..... I really need money" the card appeared again saying" congratulations you gained 16 exp" who's my next opponent "lawn mite from grounded" "thank god another bug" he stomped the lawn mite quickly and saw
A new card "next opponent butt head and Beavis..special award if you beat them both at once" murtdha was confused"but they look harmless" card responded to him "do you want to be stronger or not" murtdha sighed"fine"
Beavis and Butt-Head walked out of school and they saw me at the door and they pumped murtdha "hey dude sorry" murtdha tried to act mean to make them fight"hey you two got a problem fucking pussies " and they got angry "who you calling pussies " murtdha smile "you two are you gonna do something about it?"

they got into a brawl and traded blows for a while murtdha got hit hard and started bleeding from his head he grabbed butthead from his head and headbutt him knocking him out and kneed Beavis in the nuts knocking him down

Murtdha started heavily breathing "hah hah you two are strong that was a good" Beavis and Butt-Head started laughing "yeah dude you are really tough"

Murtdha helped them get up "would you like to go to McDonald's even tho I have no money I'm homeless"
"Yeah sure dude" the three ate in McDonalds"it's been a while since I ate from a restaurant thanks guys"
I walked in my street a new card appeared"new ability"
Murtdha got excited " that make things more interesting"

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A new ability gained "you can copy 1 stat from every opponent you beat"
Fuck yeah I will take butthead skull
It's fucking hard to break
"Head strength: butthead"
"Nice to the next goal" while murtdha was talking the wind send a paper flying he took a look its a job application for heroes (opm)
Murtdha saw this chance to get a paying job finally
After taking the fitness exam I took the written exam
They asked me questions
"Where do you live?" "Homeless"
"Why do you want to be a hero" "I like saving lives.......money"
I finished the exam and result came that night in mail from a bird because the mailman couldn't find my home
"Your rank is c 400" murtdha stared at this mail for hours
"Your salary gonna be 5 dollars a month" murtdha passed out for 2 hours was and woke up again he took and deep breath and looked at the mail again and passed out again

"Well at least I got 5 dollars now also they gave me the wanderer nickname it's cool" he went to buy a soda
"Sigh Alright stupid machine let's get this over with"
Next opponent water flea from grounded
"Ok let's go fishing" it was so small to see so I threw poison in the water to kill it
"I did it now even tho I killed the fishes" murtdha felt guilty for poisoning fish's so he gave them to animals in the street murtdha didn't now that the animals died next day from food poisoning
Murtdha started training cardio to improve his stamina
He broke a branch from a tree and took some rocks to use as weapon he even created an axe and spear from woods and rocks what's my next opponent
"Tribbles from star trek" the card showed him a picture
Murtdha is confused "that's just a piece of hair"
The card explained "tribbles are an alien specie that clone every 12" murtdha got excited " I can have cloning powers that's amazing"
The card continued explaining" tribbles cloning isn't instant you have to give birth every 12 hours"
"Yeah no forget about the ability but that's an alien where can I find him" the card showed the location in a near trash can"
Murtdha confused"a trash can? Maybe someone threw it here thinking it was a piece of hair. Well anyway" he kicked the tribbles sending it flying and won the fight
"What do you want to take from the tribbles" "I want him to he my pet "
Murtdha waited for tribbles to reproduce and used them as a shelter
Next day the scp foundation took tribbles from me because the didn't stop repopulating they filled the streets
"Well that's sucks"
Card showed up "next opponent spiderling from grounded"
Murtdha"from grounded? Say no more it's stomping time"
He stomped the spiderling he found in the woods
The card showed up "would you like to take his biting power or resistance to 25% to damage and stabbing and poison " murtdha choosed the resistances
Murtdha stats:
Skull:butthead
Resistances:spiderling from grounded
Murtdha noticed a bar fight he tried to stop it got his head smashed by a glass bottle but didn't get knocked out due to his resistance he hit the guy with an axe to the head knocking him out everyone in the bar left shouting
I see in the News papers " a professional hero kills an innocent man"
"Well here goes my reputation ' wait a minute "
Murtdha sued the newspaper for ruining his reputation and not mentioning it was a self defense
He won 50 grands gave half of it to the lawyers
Murtdha started hugging and kissing the money "I missed you so much"
He went to a restaurant and ate burger and pizza and a lot of soda "it's been awhile since I didn't eat something from the woods"
He heard a kid talking to his mom" mom can we buy pizza too" his mom shushed him "we don't have enough money"
Murtdha later paid for the food and left
The waiter gave the woman and her kid a pizza the mom is confused "but I didn't order pizza" the waiter told her" someone else paid for it " later she remembered there's a dude who was staring at them "the wanderer? The hero?"
The kids was happy and the mother too

The card added new stat : 2+ reputation current reputation -98
Murtdha shocked "my reputation is in minus? Damn that guy in the bar"
Next target scp 1813 "how many scps are there" "over 8900" "and what is this thing" "just a manatee that make scary noises" murtdha loaned a boat to started traveling
In the season to catch one he found a one walking in the beach murtdha started wrestling scp 1813 but the manatee flipped herself throwing all her weight on murtdha "fuck fuck fuck fuck" murtdha can hear his rib cage cracked but hi killed the manatee with his stone axe
"That was close" the card appeared " do you want copy manatee scary noises" murtdha started thinking "well it would help me with intimidating others but having scary voice all the time gonna scare the kids and ruin my already ruined reputation but I can take definitely take weight" "your weight now is 550kg"

Murtdha suddenly started spitting blood because of his broken ribs and passed out waking up in the hospital
The doctor said "hey good morning you suffered from broken bones and blood loss but now you have 2 stay here for 3 weeks"
Murtdha panicked "wait for your information I can't pay any of this I don't even have a house" the doctor chuckles "well everything was paid already"
Murtdha confused " wait by who"
The woman showed up with her kid "thanks for the pizza" said the kid
"What? Why?" "It's the least I can do you now that make us tied" murtdha smiled " yeah " the woman asked him "where is your house ?" I don't have one "murtdha answered "well you can live with me" murtdha shocked by the answer "is your husband ok with that?" " My husband is dead " "my son want to be a hero he would love to have someone like you" murtdha smiled " what's his name "
"His name is deku' come on deku' say hi to the wanderer "
Deku' was shy "I want to be like you when I grow up"
"I can show you how to be better than me" "yay" shouted deku with excitement
"And what's your name" murtdha asked the woman
"Call me inko" "inko a beautiful name just like you"

3 weeks later murtdha went to live with deku and inko house
They were called to make an interview inko shocked "me?"
Murtdha responded "yeah they asked the whole family to go their"

The show started with the host miles usher "ladies and gentlemen the homeless hero finally found a home" crowd laughing and inko awkward laughed but murtdha wasn't laughing
Miles usher talking to murtdha"well murtdha big step well for you " murtdha grinnig" absolutely I love this family inko is a sweet beautiful woman and deku is a nice talented kid "
"Really? What's his powers?" "He's smart" the crowd started laughing murtdha saw kid deku crying and hugged inko murtdha had enough "let's leave inko"
"Oh leaving too soon? Good luck with your son and wife that aren even yours" the crowd started laughing
That triggered murtdha he tackled miles and punched him till he broke his face and inko stopped him he got up
Reputation: -200
"anyone want to laugh? That's what I thought" he left with inko to their home inko hugged murtdha "I'm sorry you choosed me" murtdha said sadly
Inko said " it doesn't matter what other people say I will still like you"
Murtdha hugged inko and deku "I will protect you with all I got" the card appeared "sorry to cut the moment but I'm here to say congratulations"wait what??" Murtdha confused and inko surprised"what is this card" murtdha explained the card help him with his journey and tells him what to do deku asked the card "can I be a hero?" "No"
Deku' started crying "you fucking jerk" murtdha Said angrily "anyway why congratulations" the card explained that miles usher was his next target and he beaten him"well what a coincidence he's a pathetically weak fuck I can't copy anything from him"
Inko asked the card "when are they gonna make another game of cookie mama"
The card said "7 years from now" murtdha got confused"seriously?" Inko responded "what I love cookie mama" murtdha laughed and went to sleep with his family
The next day murtdha took deku to the school "what's my next Target" the card appeared "Susie Swanson luckily she's in same school as deku"
Deku' said hey to his friends in the school Susie "that's just a baby " card said "look may be deceiving"
While deku tried to touch Susie toy Susie beat up deku with the toy I charged at her and lift her with one arm and shouted "don't touch my son" Susie started crying
Murtdha realize he fucked up
Reputation: -300
Murtdha got arrested for assaulting a child
But got bailed by inko "I'm sorry" said murtdha
"You tried to protect deku it's ok I'm glad he have a father to protect him"
Murtdha talked to the card" are you happy now?"
"Very" the card responded "look under your feet" inko and murtdha looked it's an ant" it's not a normal ant it can fly it's called ant-thony from mcu" murtdha quickly stomped the ant "I will take flight" murtdha wings appear out of his back "hell yeah" Niko was amazed "can you fly" murtdha tried to move your wings but he didn't fly
The card remembered "oh I forgot murtdha you are 550kg your fat ass can't fly" the card removed the wings
Inko got confused" you dont look 550kg" murtdha responded "it's a stat I copied I can do that too"
"Well what happened when I was in jail " " I brought deku a new pet to play with him" "I can't wait to see it

Murtdha went to his home seeing seeing deku cat
"What a beautiful cat deku" thanks daddy" said deku
The card also appears "aww what a cute cat that's your next opponent murtdha" murtdha said "wtf"
The card stated "it's loth cat from star wars it's just a cat but looks different" the cat became angry scaring deku and attacking murtdha punched the cat knocking her out and slamming her to the wall
"Are you ok " murtdha hugged deku "no one will hurt when I'm here"
The card announced that murtdha power level leveled up from 2 to 3

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Murtdha went to the ketchin and picked up a knife
Inko took the knife with her powers "what are you doing with the knife" murtdha explained he need to get stronger because his power level got higher and inko made him breakfast he hugged her from behind "Iove you when everyone was against me you were here I Will never forget that" inko kissed murtdha "I love you too and no one is gonna change that"

Murtdha prepared himself he took a pan and deku baseball bat "I'm gonna buy you a new one deku" inko laughed"from my money of course" inko later opened the tv "breaking news a zombie virus is spreading"

Inko "oh no " murtdha brought his weapons "card should I go there" the card appeared"sure why not"
Murtdha kissed inko and hugged deku before going" good luck honey" said inko

Murtdha went to see zombies he he used the knife the to cut their lower jaw so they don't bite anyone "idiot just kill them" murtdha triggered " who the hell said that" he look at sweet mask "say that to my face motherfucker" bang standing in between us "no need for fighting we have another problem " the third of zombies charged at us
While fighting them murtdha got hit by an arrow with a rope "augh" murtdha looked it was Hawkeye in a zombie form

The card appeared "quick murtdha that's your next opponent right here" Hawkeye tried pulling murtdha but murtdha was too heavy to be pulled he cut the rope by his knife and hit zombie Hawkeye with a bat killing him "I will take his weapon"
Well that's a one now let's take out the rest soon the heroes discovered they are outnumbered but fortunately tatsumaki came and killed all the zombies with a giant tornado "damn bugs"

From far away doctor doom watching " impossible my plan failed this green girl shall pay"
"Thanks tatsumaki " she ignored murtdha and murtdha went back home he received 3 messages on his phone he got 5 dollars next is that after killing zombies his rank went up to rank c 376 inko wanted to celebrate this moment

But murtdha was paying attention to the 3rd message from a little girl " are you a hero ? Can you find my mom she have been missing" murtdha went to her house "card show me her location" he found the house and opened the door " is anybody here?" murtdha started searching for the girl he saw a little dog and the girl in the same room "how are you doing little girl" "my mom is not here"

"Where did she go?" "Idk I just woke up and never found her" "well stay here" murtdha called the cops to investigate the case they took the little girl to a safe place the dog stayed in the house "don't worry little buddy the girl well come home " the dog suddenly became aggressive and his back turned to a yellow slim " holy fuck" murtdha backed down and sees the dog grabbing the plates and digesting them into his body after digesting enough plates the dog calmed down

Murtdha was thinking "wait a minute maybe he was hungry he ate the mother that's what there was no blood because he sucked her " murtdha in a moment of rage tried to stab the dog but it suck the knife too "you hungry little fell well eat this" murtdha fed the dog till he got full and couldn't eat no more murtdha took his chance and killed the dog with a stomp to the head

I put the body in the bag in throw it in the trash
"Congratulations on beating your opponent" the card jump scared murtdha " wait that was my opponent why didn't you tell me before? " "Because I knew you would figure it out yourself" murtdha laughed with the card and went back home he spanked inko in the ass" you are in a good mood today what happened" murtdha explained" well a lot I can't wait to spend time with you "

Later that night the police investigated murtdha after killing the dog murtdha didn't know how to convince them
But he saw card in the behind them "it was a scp called the little dog it ran from the scp foundation " murtdha showed them the wiki page and they are convinced"thanks card" the card replied" your welcome"

"Anyway back to banging my wife"
Next day inko went shopping and a guy in the shop head exploded because of the crab inside his head
Everyone went to check on the victim
Inko took the crab with her home "I'm making crab for dinner" murtdha helped her cooking that crab
"Good job on your next target" "is everything I touch is my next target now"

"Sorry I don't control your fate or maybe I do"
Murtdha ate crab for dinner with his family
"You know card I have been thinking can I be a ufc fighter there's good money in there" the card explained he can't because his weight will stay 550kg no matter what "maybe choosing scp 1813 weight wasn't a good idea"

Inko asked murtdha"trying to be an athlete? How about football you will earn good money" "I will try that too"
The card wanted to talk about something"hey murtdha there's a cute horse in the street" murtdha"let me guess my new target?" The card said "well yeah " murtdha looked outside "it's a baby horse" "his name is pipsqueak from my little pony " murtdha went outside and pushed him and pipsqueak started crying " I hate my job"

Murtdha saw the tv " a hero does animal cruelty" "FUCK where were they when I fought bunch of zombies"
Murtdha went outside to find someone to save the card told him "there's a cat on the tree catch her "

Murtdha climbed to catch the cat she scratched murtdha and murtdha smacked the cat and the cat fell from the tree"you are in big trouble that's black widow cat" murtdha ran away before paparazzi show up

"What's my next target" "bank robber"
Murtdha heard a screams for near and found the bank murtdha broke the door and found the penguin robbing "penguin l? You don't have money already?" "Someone had to pay your mother after fucking her"

"You bastard" from above a woman fall it's black widow "the wanderer?" "Black widow?" The penguin laughed "what a surprise I can hit 2 birds with a rock now"
Penguin revealed his robot with to guns "2 target detected...3..2..1." the robot started blasting and murtdha and Black widow begin avoiding the bullets the penguin took advantage of the moment and ran with the money "where's batman when we need him" said murtdha "it's daytime" said black widow

While the robot was distracted shooting murtdha black widow sneaked behind the robot and shot it from behind till it stops shooting "good job bla..augh" black widow kicked murtdha in the face "that's for my cat"and left
"Now murtdha what ability do you want to take" "I mean it's made of steel so I will take durability"
Now my stats updated :
Skull: butthead
Durability: e-209

Weight: manatee
Murtdha felt tired so he went back home at the dinner table he saw a stranger he called inko "hi dear that Mexican guy was really hungry and wanted food " " what about me?" "Oh your dinner is right here" he saw the Mexican guy actually ate his dinner " you motherfucker"
Murtdha kicked the Mexican guy out "wait that wasn't my target?" Murtdha asked the card"no it's your target but do you know how boring it would be for readers to congratulate you on everyone you beat there's like thousands more" "fair enough who's my next target " " a high school girl" "what's her powers " a highschool girl"

"YOU WANT ME TO BEAT UP A HIGHSCHOOL GIRL?" "don't blame me blame superherodb.com" "what even is that" " listen do you want to be the strongest or not" murtdha later got in jail for assault a highschool girl the next day inko dragged him by his ears to her home after bailing him out
"Now what's next no women please" inko called murtdha to say hi to the new neighbors? "Hello my new neighbors I'm borat from khazakhstan" murtdha knew that was his new target? "Wait is that a fake mustache?" Borat got shocked by the question " how rude. It's real mustache" "meh always liked Uzbekistan more" borat got more pissed "this is not a way to greet your new neighbors" "meh I thought you would look pretty like jean Claude"

Borat got triggered and punched murtdha in the face which broke his arm because of murtdha durability made of steel " I won haha"
Reputation:-1000

"Yeah I assaulted a highschool girl and my neighbor I don't think anyone will love me" inko looked at him " I do " deku looked at him " I do dad" he gave them a big hug
Late murtdha stayed at his home because he knows nobody want to see his ass but he left next door just to buy some milk for deku he wore a mask so people don't recognize him the mask lowered his vision a little bit and he pumped by an old lady he took of the mask it's aunt may passed out on the ground because of murtdha steel body was too much for her she passed out "congratulations you are now level 4 but now you will need to run away from spiderman"

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Spider men sixth sense working "something happened to aunt may I gotta see her" he checked on her and saw her knocked out on the floor and in front of her murtdha"you are dead" murtdha ran for his "you are the most hated hero in the world you don't deserve to be called a hero" murtdha triggered he saw a kid tsubasa in front of him he threw him to spiderman to distract him "card tell me how to beat this guy"

card spawned out of nowhere "that's my boy"
Spider man chasing junior and junior entered a building
And spiderman crashed the building "boys I have a birthday gift to you"said murtdha laughing spiderman crashed the window to see kingpin and his gang in front of him "GET HIM" kingpin shouted in the middle of the battle murtdha escaped "teaming up with the villain huh? That's pretty nasty" murtdha threw a rock at card "hey what was that for?"

Murtdha said"you ruined me card before I was something people loved my heroes now i can't even be in public now my wife can't stop bailing me out of jail and I'm not a good father figure for my son I would rather stay homeless again then putting my family in trouble " card replied "so do you quit" murtdha smiled "no it's too late for that"

Inko saw a sticker in the fridge"I'm not gonna put any more weight in your back you deserve better I'm sorry for everything bye" deku went to his mom"mommy is dad gonna come back" inko cried"I hope"

Murtdha running in streets"Well card you know that better ends well" card responded"don't worry you will become the strongest in the end" "well I hope that" murtdha replied worried
"Next target and old man called Thomas topaz break into his home" murtdha break and beat up thomas"what next"he's next to you " murtdha saw a kid named theo and smacked him sending him flying"
Murtdha ran to a girl painting on the walls he knocked her out"that's illegal

He ran and met Terrence from south park in the streets "holy cow a Canadian " then proceed to beat him up
"Don't worry everyone stupendous man here for the rescue" murtdha looked at that kid" he can fly? " Murtdha grabbed stupendous man by the cape and threw him to the wall
"Card give me abilities" "his only ability is flight " murtdha started flying freely in the sky " murtdha went to a highschool to meet Shizuka from highschool of the dead"damn she's hot I would like if she join my time" murtdha kindapp Shizuka and flew from the school "listen I'm not gonna do anything weird with you I'm married I'm just gonna keep you with me to heal my injuries" Shizuka replied terrified" ok"

Then murtdha fleed to see a little girl running from the cops "what's going on card?" "That's little girl is scp 191 in a scientific accident she died and they rebuilt her body making her look half robot she also run away searching for freedom
Murtdha landed in front of her the little girl terrified strike with her metal hand but murtdha grabbed and pinned her to the ground the little girl started crying and murtdha released her "I'm sorry" murtdha hugged the girls Shizuka hugged her and comforter her "Dont worry we will protect you" card asked murtdha "making a new family really fast huh?" Murtdha responded "I can never be in a normal family I'm not a normal person" murtdha flee with little girl and Shizuka and sent Shizuka to her home with little "I will come to you when I need you now and little girl stay safe and listen to Shizuka ok?" The girl nodded
"Let's get this over with" murtdha eliminated the rest of his targets and his power level went up to 5
"I'm the greatest"