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Chapter Text

—Water is Wet—

Barbara: Hey has anyone seen Kokomi?

Xinqui: No? isn’t she your roommate?

Barbara: Yeah, but I can’t find her… 

Mona: But why do you need to find her?

Barbara: I left for like 30 minutes and within those 30 she left and locked the door
My Keys are still inside.
She keeps Her phone on DND all the time so I cannot get ahold of her

Childe: How do you set your Phone to Dungeons and Dragons? 

Mona: DND like do not disturb

Childe: :(

Barbara: is anyone else in this dorm right now?

Mona: Nope

Xinqui: Nope, I’m hanging with the Bois

Childe: You aren’t hanging with the Bois, you’re hanging out with Chongyun 

Xinqui: AND? You're with Zhongli your point?!
Barbara if I were you just climb through the window it’s easy

Childe: and you have a lot of experience climbing threw windows?

Xinqui: Listen here you little shit

Childe: I’m taller than you

Xinqui: I could beat your ass any day

Childe: Bet
Let’s fucking go

Mona: Get his ass

Barbara: Guys the window is locked too.

Mona: I don’t believe that you went through with it.
Just asked yelan if she has a lockpick

Yelan: I do not
and I’m not at the dorm anyway.

Barbara: Do any of you actually even sleep at the dorm?

Mona: Everyone but Xinqui and Childe. But yes no one is at the dorm but you right now. 

Barbara: Ok :,D

Mona: Yelan, if you are at the mall can you please get a video of Xinqui and Childe fighting
More specifically, Childe getting his ass kicked

Yelan: I am not at the mall 

Mona: Awww 
:(

—Water is Wet—

Ayato: I just heard a large crash come from down the hall, what happened?

Barbara: Fun fact throwing your whole body at a door with a running leap, does not break down a door :)

Ayato: Ayo
That was you?

Barbara: You’re still in the dorm?

Ayato: Yeah

Barbara: Have you seen Kokomi?

Ayato: Nope
Why do you need to get into the room so badly?

Barbara: Cause, I Only have my phone with me and I’m in my pyjamas still.

Childe: if this helps, Kokomi is at the mall in the bookstore. 

Barbara: Can you tell her I’m locked out?

Ayato: How do you know that?

Childe: I’m at the mall.

Xinqui: With Zhongli,

Childe: And you’re with Chongyun???

Xinqui: Gay 

Childe: You are too???

Mona: I’m pretty sure nobody in this dorm is straight.

Childe: well we are hydro for a reason 

Yelan: What is that supposed to mean?!

Childe: Pasta is straight until it gets wet 😛

Yelan: you’re on cleaning duty now 

Childe: what is it slander childe day or something

Xingqiu: No tortellini that's everyday every day

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—Water is Wet—

Mona: GUYS DOES ANYONE HAVE THE MATH ASSIGNMENT, I FORGOT !!!!!!
Please 
I’ll be broke forever if I don’t pass this math class

Xinqui: I’m busy 

Childe: You are sitting in the common room reading fanfiction? 

Xinqui: Busy

Mona: Drop the link? 

Xinqui: No 

Mona: Please? 

Xinqui: No 
Didn't you say that you had a math assignment anyway? 
You should be doing that. 

Mona: :(

Yelan: Here you go Mona Link

Xinqui: How?

Yelan: I have my ways 

Mona: dang
Xinqui, please 

Xinqui: what homework? 

Mona: Dude :( 

Ayato: Neither of you did the Homework?

Yelan: Xinqui why aren’t you doing your homework

Xinqui: Homework later, Fanfic now

Mona: Yeah, but i don’t want to broke.

Yelan: I’ll help you.

—Water is Wet—

Xingqiu: Barbara

Barbara: ??

Xingqiu: Yelan said it’s my turn with the brain cell 
square up!

Childe: No, it’s my turn 

Barbara: I’m Sorry do you have an assignment due in 5 hours? 
You can all survive without it for 5 hours 

Mona: I’m pretty sure It’s my turn

Ayato: Can I have a turn with the brain cell, I’m trying to cook

Childe: No You're not!

Kokomi: You’re sure as heck isn’t cooking at all even with the single shared brain cell 

—

“Kokomi...” Said Mona “You do realize we need to pay for it now,”

“To be fair I didn’t know that the whole Cupboard would collapse, I thought it would be properly hung on the wall. It would be able to support the weight of the Pan,”

“But even so? The pot is far too heavy to be put in a floating cupboard,” Said Ayato

“Now we need to clean up the cupboard, and where just trying to make breakfast!” said Barbara.

“Guys the stoves are on fire!” Yelled Childe “Why weren't you watching it?”

“No, you where supposed to be,” Said Xingqiu. 

“YOU’RE READING A BOOK IN THE CORNER!” 

—Announcements (it's not used for announcements)—

Jean: Okay, who in the Pyro dorm set off the fire alarm this week?

Xaingling: This week it wasn’t us.

Yanfei: Yeah it sounds like it’s coming from the hydro dorm.

Yea Miko: I thought I heard a crash from there a few minutes ago.

Amber: I’m sure one of them just burnt toast. 

Venti: Then why is it still going you would’ve thought someone would’ve turned it off by now.
@hydro_dorm 

Hutao: Honestly just let it happen, they have hydro visions so I’m sure they can deal with this.

—

“OH MY GOD, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!” Yelled Mona 

“No, don’t worry you just gotta smack it with a towel,” said Ayato

“NO! THAT’S JUST GOING TO SPREAD THE FIRE!”

“Good Morning everyone at 3 am, I would like to know why- THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE?” Yelled Yelan 

—Announcements (it's not used for announcements)—

Yanfei: Should we check on them? Make sure they haven’t (accidentally) Set themselves on fire
It’s been going off for a few Minutes

Amber: I’d like to believe that they are smart enough to not let that happen

Hutao: if we see smoke coming from the building, then maybe.

Venti: Hydro, you have visions use them if something is on fire 

Xaingling: I’m going to go check on them.

Venti: I’ll come with you.

—Announcements (it's not used for announcements)—

Venti: and then they had the audacity to be surprised

Yoimiya: at least the Pyro dorm has a reason to be set on fire on a weekly basis 

Hutao: we have, both Bennett and Klee.

Itto: bro everyone in th epyro Dorm is a walking fire hazard 

Hutao: And yet we don’t need to be told how to put out a fire

Jean: That's not something to be proud of!

—Water is Wet—

Childe: We are being slandered in the group chat 

Mona: :(

Barbara: :(

Ayato: I’m hungry, i might ask Thoma to bring something over 

Mona: Will you share?

Ayato: no find your own food

Mona: Rude

Barbara: Mona, I’ll go out and get some food.
What do you want?

Mona: Just a salad 

Barbara: What do you want? 

Mona: chicken sandwich 

Barbara: Okay
Kokomi?

Kokomi: I’m good.

Barbara: Okay
I’m going now

Childe: ????

Barbara: YOU DON'T  GET FOOD YOU BRUNT HALF THE KITCHEN

Childe: That was a team effort. 

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—Water Is Wet— 

4:06am

Xingqiu: hey guys since all of us have money, let’s pool it and go somewhere and just brag for our breaks. Don’t tell anyone.
sorry Mona

Barbara: add that to a list of poor 4am ideas
where are you thinking 

Mona: am I no allowed to come because I’m broke?

Xingqiu: you can come, childe can pay.

Childe: I will?

Xingqiu: yep 

Childe: okay 

Mona: Ty <3

Kokomi: you know after the whole fire incident, I’m pretty sure it’s going to be impossible to leave to go somewhere without someone trying to surprivse 

Xingqiu: I mean we could always just jump the fence 

Mona: I say we go to the beach

Childe: beach and resort
we need to win who had the most epic break every
I will Pay extra for everyone to do this!

Barbara: I don’t think there was any competition 

Xingqiu: planning session Common room right now :) 

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Venti: Well i got permission 

Jean: For what?

Venti: To hold a party on the grounds the night that break starts :)
Only 2 rules, do not be too loud and The hydro’s are not allowed to bring food

Childe: COME ON WE SET THE DORM ON FIRE ONCE!!!!
THE PYRO’S SET THERE DORM ON FIRE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK
HECK LAST WEEK THERE WAS 3 DIFFERENT ACCENTS
HUTAO SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE!
BENNETT SET HIMSELF ON FIRE!
KLEE CAUSED AN EXPLOSION! RESULTING IN A FIRE!!!!
AND WE SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE ONCE! ONCE! AND WE’VE BEEN GROUNDED FROM EVER COOKING AGAIN!

Xiangling: but you didn;t put out the fire and you can

Childe: :| i realize i cannot win
it’s 7 people verses like 35 it’s unfair 

—Water is Wet—

Xingqiu: Emergency Meeting!

Mona: It’s gonna look wired if all 3 of us leave, they already don;t trust us 

Barbara: Cover for Me and Kokomi Then.

Mona: but i wanna come too.

Xingqiu: no time, all of you come now!

Yelan: Is the dorm on fire?

Xingqiu: No! Did you see the group chat?

Yelan: I’ll cause a diversion 

—

“When Yelan said she’d cause a diversion. I didn’t expect her to flood a school bathroom,” Said Childe

“And they’ll never find out how it happened,” Said Yelan

“They won’t?” asked Kokomi

“I made it look like the pipe burst,”

“Why?”

“Because we’ve already spent the money for this trip i do not want it to go to waste,” said Yelan.

“You do know that they’ll be able to deduce that the pipe was likely tampered with? Right” asked Mona.

“None of you did it and if they ask me, I won’t tell them I did it,” 

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Venti: Eyo, I didn’t plan an entire event to not have the entire Hydro dorm just not show up 

Xinyan: Have y’all even seen them since like 3?

Hutao: No 

Amber: Should someone go make sure they didn’t burn to death or Sm 

Hutao: nvm, i’m pretty sure i saw them get on a train going the opposite direction i’m going
they were running, with suitcases

Venti: and where were they going?

Hutao: i don’t know i didn't ask them

Venti: Oh yeah talking about the hydro dorm i saw an application for a few new students.
they are getting a new Dorm-mate 

Yanfei: That’s the one way to summon them

Xingqiu: *0* One of us!

Barbara: *0* One of us!

Mona: *0* One of us!

Childe: *0* One of us!

Kokomi: *0* 

Ayato: *0*

Yelan: *0*

Venti: Are you done?
anyway where are you guys going to?

Yanfei: You are aware that the hydro dorm probably has some sort of bot set up to do that?

Hutao: Yeah… they may play volleyball with a single shared braincell. But they are all definitely smart enough to do something like that 

Yanfei: Nobody is that in-sync with each other.

Ayaka: From what i heard from Ayato, when he and Yelan showed up for the first time everyone dumped buckets on water on them.

Venti: How come I didn’t get that kind of welcome when i showed up?

Xiao: you’ve been here since the start of the term thats why
If you really want everyone in the anemo dorms can just get a bunch of fans and point them at you.

Venti: I meant to the hydro dorm…
The welcome i got last time was Fire, which is more appropriate for pyro.

Sayu: Do you wish to be surprise every time you enter anemo?

Venti: No
At least in electro i get greeted by beido offering me alcohol
It the opposite in cryo dorm, if i ever go there i get glared down by diona 

Diona: Thats just how everyone acts in the Cyro dorms we all just don’t talk.
Also because you are always drunk >:|

Ayaka: And some of us have murderous entent 

Xiao: that’s only shenhe 

Venti: No no, cryo dorms could all absolutely find a way of murdering someone and leave no traces
shenhe is the most likely one to go through with it.

Sucrose: may i ask how?

Venti: Ice
however accidentally i’d say diona 

Diona: Who would ever say it’s accidental?

Childe: See Ya later! 

Jean: Where are you going?

Childe: to the beach 

Hutao: Just you?

Xingqiu: No everyone in the hydro dorm

Yanfei: Even Mona?

Mona: HEY!

Childe: Yeah! Everyone in the hydro dorm includes Mona.

Xingqiu: together strong 

Jean: Is Yelan there?

Yelan: Hello yes, i am Yelan. I am also on the plane. Soon to take off.

Childe: Y’all have a grade kindergarten reading level

Jean: And Barbara is There?

Barbara: I certainly think so?
I seem pretty solid right now 

Mona: She’s right 

Thoma: Just making sure Ayato is there right?

Ayato: YES!

Childe: Yall really don’t trust us?

Venti: YOU SET YOUR DORM ON FIRE!

Mona: We’ve learned our lesson!

Jean: Yeah, go ahead

Childe: I mean you can’t stop us, we are all on the plane

Hutao: Well as long as you all learn your lesson, I guess the 6 of you have fun then.

Jean: as long you all double up the 6th of you should be fine. 

Childe: ?

Mona: …… dude 

Barbara: I hate to say it but..
Childe is proven correct 

Yelan: …..

Ayato: 👁️👄👁️

Xingqiu: *Smacks Lips*

Jean: Did you all lose Someone already?

Hutao: Is someone missing, did you lose someone?

Childe: Nope

—

“I can’t tell if i’m upset and offended or proud that i finally achieved becoming invisible,”

“It’s Okay, Kokomi,” 

“Hang on I wanna see how long it take to figure out we have seven people,” Said Childe

“Maybe they just trust you more,” asked Mona

“Wait until they find out I accidentally set the kitchen fire and few days ago,” Said Kokomi

“What?” asked Yelan 

“You were all out,”

“That was you?” asked Barbara

“Yep,”

“I thought I heard the fire alarm when I was over at the geo dorm,”

“I mean it was a grease fire, and i couldn’t find the fire extinguisher but i turned off the fire alarm,”

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Yanfei: Why was Childe proven correct?

Xingqiu: Guys Count 

Jean: So you are missing someone 

Ayato: 👁️👄👁️
Try again 

Venti: You guys can’t go into double and you've all been separated on the plane

Childe: Alright Then
Source: Trust us we know what we are doing 

Xingqiu: We need to put our phones on airplane mode

Barbara, Mona, Childe, Xingqiu, Kokomi, 

Yelan and Ayato

Cannot currently send or receive messages

Hutao: …
I don’t get it. 

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—Announcements (It’s not used for announcements)—

9:45 am 

Venti: Goodmorning Everyone, I am wickedly hung over.

Hutao: You were the one who spiked the punch!
I have massive headache thanks 

Diona: That why you shouldn’t drink Alcohol it poisons you!

Eula: Aren’t you a bartender?

Diona: Let Me Ruin the wine industry!

Amber: So hows the hydro dorms vacations that you all went on?

Ayato: Pretty good, The 6 of us got pizza that barbara won from a karaoke competition

Childe: She wiped the floor with everyone else

Barbara: :D

Mona: Me and Xingqiu got some neat books and other things from a neat book store
I’m going to go broke 

Xingqiu today we are gonna go to the water park we are headed their soon

Hutao: Next time bring us

Venti: i was going too say something about hydro going to the pool but…

Childe: Don’t slander our cooking 

Amber: Fine,.

Jean: Stay doubled up or as a group at the water park, so the 6 of you don’t get lost

Childe: Please just trust us, we all went out at first by our selve last night and we are All still here

Mona: !

Childe: What?
Wait…

Xingqiu: OH SHIT 

Barbara: Never mind
We are not all here 

Amber: YOU LOST SOMEONE!

Childe: Funny Story
Yes

Yanfei: who’d did you lose? I wouldn’t be worried if it was Yelan.

Yelan: No kokomi

Hutao: Wait thats right you are 7 

Yanfei: are you sure she isn’t in her room 

Mona: I mean that’s where I’d expect she’d be but
I only just realized cause we were getting ready to leave from our hotel and realized she wasn’t here since I went back to look for her. 

Jean: when was the last time you saw her?

Mona:….
Yesterday when we first got here

Barbara: in our defence she normally disappears at school and we can’t find her 

Ayaka: but? You would’ve also last night then?

Childe: that’s on Mona, we have 4 hotel rooms and Mona and kokomi are sharing 

Ayaka: I thought Barbara and kokomi were roommates?

Barbara: the situation wouldn’t have improved, I lose track of her at least once a week for more than 24 hours

Mona: also it doesn’t help Yelan often leaves and goes missing as well.

Yelan: She could be somewhere in the forest reading a book 

Ayato: Or she’s been kidnapped 

Xingqiu: Let’s go ask the hotel staff 

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Childe: Well…
Kokomi is definitely not inside the hotel

Ayaka: So she missing

Yelan: and we are the prime suspects :( 

Xingqiu: the only alibis we have are the stores we were in at 5 o’clock and the pizza place at 630 ish
So the police are checking the footage at those places 

Mona: So we are stuck in our different hotel room
I’m lonely!

Xingqiu: You are right now? I don’t have a roommate?

Mona: Dude
My roommate is missing. 

Xingqiu: ???????
At least you have a roommate at school

Mona: Also i’m not in my room, i’m in a different room, so the investigators can make sure there was no fool play or sm 

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Barbara: Good News
We are no longer suspects :D

Xingqiu: Bad New
Kokomi is still missing 

Barbara: D:

Yanfei: you don’t seem to concerned 

Childe: We are using humour to cope

Venti: …..

Mona: since our whole day was wasted, we are going out to get dinner.

Barbara: Also like i said before this isn’t the first time Kokomi has gone missing
But it is the longest 

Amber: Should i be worried that, this si the first time.
Or today is the first time i’m hearing about the fact that Kokomi goes missing regularly and nobody is ever informed.

Barbara: She’s always come back in the past.

Xingqiu: Most of the hydro dorm is aware, most of the time too. 

Jean: MOST?
What do you mean by MOST of the Hydro dorm knows when Kokomi goes missing. 

Childe: It depends who is at the dorm.

Mona: Considering that Xingqiu and Childe are rarely at the dorm unless it’s to go to sleep, Yelan can also be gone for days. Barbara Spends most of her time also not at the dorm, either working in the library with me and ayato or with other people in the dance/music wings. 

Mona: Or helping in the health office 

Hutao: But wouldn’t barbara realize her roommate is missing.

Barbara: It’s a common occurrence so i don’t question it.
Ever 

Hutao: But you two are in almost every class together 

Barbara: and your point?
I’d be more worried if, Noelle or Bennet or Razor or Fischl went missing. 

Noelle: Thank you 

Venti: Would you fly home Immediately if one of them went missing 

Barbara: Yes 

Venti: Would you be worried if you didn’t see or hear from them 

Barbara: Of course
What kind of friend to you take me for? :( 

HuTao: But you aren’t worried about Kokomi 

Barbara: Right now i am cause we are in another city
But at school, i don’t cause she always comes back.
I trust

Barbara: Wait… I’d be more worried if Noelle or Bennett went missing. Cause Noelle is always there and i’d be worried if she had gotten sick or collapsed and Bennett could have fallen down a hole or into a river.

Noelle: Thank you for worrying about me, but i’m fine.

Bennett: thats a fair assessment… yeah 

Itto: you just fall down holes like they just appear?

Bennett: Yeah, Pretty much 

Jean: Electro?

Beido: I’m not at the dorm have the time anyway, nobody is really. But Fischl has her raven oz and razor also runs off into the forest and always comes back.
I’m not worried

Jean: I’m keeping closer tabs on hydro and electro now too.

Childe: We are fine, and electro is fine
Leave us be.

—

Yelan: Good new Kokomi wasn’t kidnapped
And she’s not dead

Amber: where did they find her.

Childe: She went and sat down on a rocky part of a beach, which is quite isolated to read a book.
she lost track of time and then fell asleep
For nearly 24 hours 

Mona: She walked into the hotel, when we were out for dinner and was confused by the police being there. 

Jean: Where is she now?

Xingqiu: She’s with, Ayato and Barbara, they went out to get food.

Xingqiu: (Ayato wanted to go to the specialty boba tea place and convinced Barbara by saying they had a spicy flavoured one, Kokomi went cause she wanted dinner)

Yelan: I didn’t know there was a spicy one, he didn’t tell me. :(

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—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Zhongli: Just letting everyone know we have some new students now, coming in to the school now. I hope that someone from each dorm is in and can help and welcome the new students.

Venti: WOOOO! The dendro Dorms aren’t gonna be abandoned!

Amber: Thats now?
One of my friends said she was coming and i said i’d help her move her things. 

Yelan: Can someone please check on the dorm for us please, we are stuck in traffic right now.

Xiangling: I thought you were suppose to come back two days ago.

Xingqiu: well a storm moved in and our flight was cancelled, TWICE and redirected once.
so we are a little late coming back.

Childe: And we got stuck two different airports and our phones got back power just now since we all left our chargers in our checked 

Jean: well atleast that makes sense that we couldn’t get ahold you guys 

Venti: but we also didn’t hear about any missing planes or crashes.
but don’t you guys normally welcome new people by way of surprising them?

Barbara: We had planned but now… I don’t know

Childe: I’m not saying anything cause I still would like to do something.

—Water is Wet—

Xingqiu: Hey guys?

Mona: what?

Xingqiu: we are suppose to get another person in right?

Childe: we are but I never saw anyone.

Xingqiu: You also were at the dorm for 2 minuets and then left to meet up with Zhongli.

Childe : How would you know either 

Xingqiu: … I wouldn’t
is anyone at the dorm?

Mona: No, I went out with Yelan to get some things like Milk and eggs 

Barbara: Sorry, I’m not either. Kokomi and I were asked by the nurses office to help Move things around and restock a few things.
But I don’t think it should be too long, Noelle, Qiqi and Bennett are here helping 

Mona: Isn’t Baizhu a volunteer there, and I thought Noelle and Bennett didn’t.

Barbara : since the dendro dorms are getting 4 new people he’s off helping them. Noelle and Bennett are here cause they wanted to help.

Mona: Ayato are you at the dorm?

Ayato: Nope

Mona: And you are all to busy to really keep up a conversation
….

—Nilou arrives and all other hydro vision holders get banned—

Venti Added 7 people (Nahida, Collie, Tighnari, Alhaitham, Dori, Deyha and Nilou)

Venti: This is the school chat, this is suppose to be used as a place for announcements.
but we just use it to share memes 

Jean: Welcome to the academy
I hope you all have found your dorms okay
And i should also mention each dorm has it’s own group chat, but you’d need to talk to someone in your dorm to give you access
I suppose the Dendro dorm needed to make one still, but look for someone who is in the student council. 

Venti: They are also suppose to be used for announcements but, there mainly used to plan things with the dorm in protest or something.

Mona: and if you keep bringing up the fire, and us not going to your party. We will continue to protest. 

Hutao: Legend says if you even slightly bring up the incident they appear

Childe: Says you?
You can’t cook!

Hutao: My point is proven 

Yelan: I just want to point out, I wasn’t involved with the initial fire that was the the other 6.

Venti: You didn’t put it out though.

Xingqiu : The Fire was caused by childe and we all know that.

Childe: you where suppose to be watching the stove?

Xingqiu : No

Childe: Well at that point i wasn’t worried about the stove cause Kokomi caused the cupboard to collapse 

Kokomi: I thought it was properly anchored!

Barbara: Initially the reason why we were all in the kitchen was to prevent Ayato from burning down the dorm.

Venti: and you failed. 

Ayato: :<

Venti Timed out 7 people (Xingqiu, Mona, Barbara, Childe, Kokomi, Yelan & Ayato)  for a week

Venti: Okay now I can continue to slander them without getting rudely interrupted.

Amber: ok for context for the new students, The hydro dorms accidentally set fire to the kitchen a month ago.
And then venti told them they weren’t allowed to cook for a party, so they all left on a vacation where they presided to lose Kokomi and they didn’t realize for over 12 hours.

—Water is Wet—

Xingqiu: rude

Childe renamed the “Water is Wet” to “Everyone else is mean >:(” 

Barbara : ah yes we get bullied and then We get timed out 

Kokomi: it sounds worse when you say it like that.

Mona: So did we get a new student?

Yelan: I have no idea, and we now can’t see any messages

Ayato: This time they can’t blame us if something happens, cause we wouldn’t know.
I also got back awhile ago i saw no one 

Barbara: We are both coming back now, and i don’t see anyone either.

Yelan: same here, we didn’t see anyone either and we walked all the way through the to our building. 

Mona: In case you haven’t guessed, Both Childe and Xingqiu are not going to be at the dorm tonight.
Or maybe they might be Idk 

Kokomi: :|
Aight i’m going to go read, and hopefully pass out 

Ayato: I can confirm childe is not here.

Barbara: I am also going to go to sleep.

—

Nilou: Hi
I can’t find my dorm 

Jean: You’d be in hydro
Why did nobody from hydro help you?

Venti: Message Deleted
idk, hydro being hydro
Spite

Xiangling: everyone in hydro is so nice :(
they wouldn’t propose fully do that 

Hutao: are you only saying this cause you timed them all out?

Venti: No i would say this even if they were here

Thoma: Is it apart of your Daily agenda to slander Hydro now 

Venti: yes

Diona: Can’t you just take them out of time out and ask them?

Venti: When someone gets timed out in this group chat I can’t undo it until the time period is over.
Ehe  

Xinyan: Hey xiangling if Nilou needs to she can stay in out room until we can get in contact with hydro.

Xiangling: If that would work for Nilou.

Jean: Just bring her to the hydro dorm
I can text them individually see if someone can unlock the door 

Xiangling: did anyone do what Yelan said or did you all ignore her? 

Jean: oh right they were stuck in the traffic jam.

Venti: I just figured someone else would do it 

Jean: Nobody is answering 

Hutao : what do you expect it’s 12am 

Jean: the only response I got was from kokomi, which was an automatic response.
Nilou I guess get your dorm tomorrow

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Nilou: I don’t know if i can ask this here but…

Ayaka: Ask away.

Nilou: I’m walking to my dorm and i see two people leave the building, but one is pratically dragging the other?
I found my room, but i’m just confused.

Yunjin : you Just saw Barbs with a half awake kokomi

Nilou: I take it, that this is a common occurrence?

Xinyan: yeah
Me and yunjin will be outside the dorm, since you are in the same building as us.

Nilou: Okay

Xinyan: Also barbs will be in our building later on after her classes finish.
She’ll be able to give you access to the dorm group chat

—Every one Else is Mean >:(—

Barbara: i’ve been informed by jean that we do have new student in our dorm
And she was stuck outside at nearly midnight and nobody told us :< 

Yelan: we didn’t know cause we can’t currently see the group chat 

Barbara: I’m looking for her now

Xingqiu: You could’ve left Kokomi in the classroom to continue to sleep instead of continue to drag her around half asleep 

Barbara: She asked me to try and keep her awake this morning, so thats what i’m doing
For now, I’m bringing her back to dorm after this.
Alright i found her 

Barbara Added Nilou to Everyone else is mean >:(

Xingqiu: Hello 

Childe: we normally surprise people when they first come through the door but 

Mona: Hello
-Hang on each of you are in the student council don’t you all have a group chat too?

Xingqiu: can someone please go get Kokomi from barbara, I’m worried she might collapse
we do but, no one uses it. 

Barbara: I’m bringing her back right now
I’m also bringing Nilou back to help her put her things away. 

Nilou: Why is the group chat name everyone else is mean?

Childe: The main group chat keeps slandering us 

Nilou: is this because of the fire?
But we have hydro visions?

Barbara: It looks bad when in retrospective but they keep dragging us it’s been a month 

Mona: :/

Childe : They still let the pyro dorms cook and they cause fires weekly 

Xingqiu : May I ask why kokomi was so tired 

Barbara : When she said she was going to read last night and pass out she indeed did not pass out and read 2 books
also her sleep schedule was already messed up, i think she was on like 4 hours of sleep for the past 3 days
I just hope she doesn’t wake up until tomorrow 

Xingqiu: I read that as I hope she doesn’t wake up 💀

Yelan: Nilou can you let the school group that you found your room, and that you are okay

Nilou: Yeah
I already did

Mona: what about the other group chat.

Barbara: honestly I forget it exists we have it only for emergency meetings which never happen.
the last message that was sent there was the schedule for the meetings like 8 months ago.

Nilou: wait how many of you are in the student council?

Mona: literally everyone but me
Which is why we don’t have a dorm head 

Xingqiu: Mona is apart of the student council through Osmosis 

Childe: We aren’t the only dorm with out one
Both Cryo and Pyro don’t have a head student really

Yelan: They do 

Childe: Oh yeah i forgot that. 

Yelan: They only exist to speak for everyone else in the dorm and requests that should be made to the dorm or school.
So we have that covered 

Xingqiu: We are the student council and we speak for the hydros

Barbara: and what do they Hydros say?

Childe: The Hydros say fuck you

Barbara: I might use that later 

Mona: At what point is that useful?

Barbara: Group chat 

Mona: I see
Understandable

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—Every one Else is Mean >:(—

Childe: our time out expires soon :D

Barbara: We aren’t doing anything, I don’t want to get timed out again 

Yelan: what if they start mentioning the incident again?

Barbara: :/
The Hydros say fuck you

—Announcements—

Jean : Now we have the hydro’s back again, i’d like to mention that we are getting a few new students.
a few of them are coming later today, Hydro you’ll be getting one new dorm member cryo you’ll be getting two.

Diona: CHILDE JUST BUSTED DOWN THE DOOR OF OUR CLASS AND KIDNAPPED BARBARA AND KOKOMI!!

Hutao: WHAT?!

Bennett : I can confirm.
we are all sitting there taking notes, when the door nearly flies off it hinges.
He runs in a grabs Barbara and kokomi and runs away 

Chongyun: I should point out he also kidnapped Xingqiu.

Kayea: How about we stop mentioning when the hydro’s getting a new member 

Mona: Since i’m already at the dorm, and safe
we were disappointed we didn’t get to welcome the Nilou to the dorm
Cause someone timed us out >:(

Venti: UwU

Mona: Your existing on really thin fucking ice right now 

Venti: owo

Mona: you better run

Venti: OwO

Mona: I’m outside your window 

Venti: >w<
down't huwt me pwease
im sowwy u-u

Xiao: Mona if you don’t maim him
I will 

Diona: DO IT!

Venti: i wont evew time uwu out again im sowwy
:3

Xiao: you are dead in 3 

Venti: SHIT!!!!!

Bennett: i just saw, venti getting chased by Mona and xiao, and childe in hot pursuit of them dragging Barbs, kokomi, Nilou and Xingqiu

Yelan: I feel like alot of our problems would be solved if we just removed venti from this group chat 

Jean: I agree but unfortunately i cannot do that
as He is head of the anemo dorm 

Yelan: May i ask a question 

Jean: Yes

Yelan: Why?

Jean: I don’t know! He just is!

Venti: how dawe uwu say thawt
don't u enjoy my company? UwU

Diona: I won’t lie you are committed to soly texting in uwu
especially when you are running for your life 

Venti: :3

Bennett: this classes numbers are dwelling

Noelle: we were already one person short today, qiqi never showed up 

Ayaka: Diona just ran past me with her bow?

Venti: why is thwee peopwe chasing me now?!? >W< 

Ayaka: I read the previous message’s…
I understand now…

Itto: Shinobu come! It’s a 1 v 3 out here! 

Kuki: don’t you get involved too 

Itto: who’s gonna win?

Noelle: Kuki just ran out of the class now

Kuki: i need to provent itto from doing something stupid

Bennett: Uh Should we leave to?

Sayu: Whats going on?

Noelle: Barbs, Kokomi and Kuki are out their already, nobody should get seriously injured 

Yelan: I’ve seen xiao fight, someone will get hurt. 

Hutao: which class is this again?
i’m not familiar.

Jean: Thats one of class’s for people who’s visions which have to do with healing.

Hutao: Eww
Just buy a coffin
i can get you 10 for the price of 5 :D
Venti i’ll come help you :)

Venti: Weally! :3
Thank uwu <3

Noelle: Yeah i’m going to go help 

Qiqi: is this for class?
sorry i forgot
i’ll be there soon

Bennett: i’m also gonna go see whats happening .

Itto: everyone get out here!
fight!
Wooo!
Cause people aren’t out here watching i’ll narrate
so hutao isn’t fighting with venti, she just fighting the healers it’s literally 9 v 1 and a 3 v 1
and she’s losing lmao, badly
i’m fearful now, I didn’t know that some of these people knew how to fight.
Also who gave the short tanuki a claymore?

Hutao: I’ll take the L
i’m not winning
but the offer of 10 coffins for the price of 5 is still available :) 

Jean: Please don’t burry them.
Diona didn’t even fight you. 

Hutao: but she is still apart of the class
The class which brings down my sales >:(

Bennett: I’m sleeping with one eye open for the next week, Hutao is only like 3 doors down from me. And i don’t want to get buried

Sayu: Itto you should sleep with both eyes open tonight.

Itto: What-
I already do that

—A Spider and Candance arrives—

Childe: Summon circle by the door
All lights off

Nilou: what?
Im kinda glad you guys didn’t welcome me like that.

Mona: It was actually barbara who accidentally started this traditions

Xingqiu: Yeah she was here like an hour before us 

Barbara: I accidentally Hit them with water as they came through the door i was trying to kill a spider
A rather large spider

Mona: did you ever kill the spider?

Barbara:....
*Smacks lips* 

Childe: I got a bunch of cups of water on the floor all the way  to our hallway 

Kokomi: Water balloons

Yelan: Ayato and I got buckets of water 

Xingqiu: what happened to the spider

Barbara: Ran away, i live in fear 

Mona: Maybe if we did burn down the dorm it wouldn’t be so bad…

Childe: how big was the spider? 

Barbara: Size of my Hand 

Xingqiu: chunky 

Mona: Hairy 

Barbara: Fast 

Xingqiu: Menacing 

Mona: And it disappeared 

Kokomi: :|

Barbara: Have fun sleeping :D

Nilou: Your telling me a large spider is just living in the dorm somewhere? 

Mona: Unfortunately yes

Nilou: fun

Ayato: Do I have permission to set the dorm on fire under the pretext of destroying the spider and it family 

Childe: Yes, if you must. 

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Ayato: Due to incidents that occurred before i got here, one day we might set the dorm on fire.
Don’t worry, we know what we are doing
if we set the dorm on fire, It was necessary 

Venti: Stop trying to validate you accidentally setting the dorm on fire 

Jean: No what Ayato is talking about is a incident that occurred when we all first got here 

Itto: ?

Jean: There was apparently a very large spider in the common area.
Which Barbara, Mona and Xingqiu didn’t kill, as it ran away 

Hutao: that seems reasonable. 

Ayato: i was only informed of this spider as of earlier today.
we discussed this, and decided if we find out it spawned more spiders
will need to burn the dorm down
thank you for your time. 

—Everyone Else is Mean >:(—

Yelan added Candence to ‘Everyone Else is Mean >:(‘

Candace: Was a summon circle necessary?

Xingqiu: yeah, we welcome new people to the dorm like this normally 

Candace: I see 

Childe: Also a fair warning the main group chat keep dragging our dorm cause we accidentally set it on fire a month ago 

Barbara: Also there is a large spider, somewhere in the dorm
If it made more of it’s self
we need to burn the whole place down 

Mona: Also Kokomi and Yelan go missing like once a week, sometimes for more than 24 hours
don’t worry they are fine

Kokomi: And if Ayato tries to cook, don’t let him
unless the spider has been seen and it has reproduced
let him burn the building down 

Yelan: Mona is broke 

Mona: Hey!

Xingqiu: Book club is on wednesdays and fridays
we discuss books and fanfiction 

Nilou: I don’t have a lot to say, i’ve only been here for a week :\

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Mona: O/////O
Help 

Xingqiu: Hm?

Mona: i think im in love 

Xingqiu: you woke me up for this?

Mona: yep 

Xingqiu muted the conversation 

Mona: rude
I’m having a crisis 

Childe: if it’s not a financial crisis
i can;t help 

Mona: you are in a relationship
aren’t you

Childe: lol
It doesn’t mean i know i how i did it 

Mona: :<

Ayato: you know none of us have boyfriends/girlfried
other than childe and Xingqiu 

Nilou: I thought Yelan and Shenhe?

Yelan: nope

Barbara: girlfried

Ayato: you know what i meant 

Mona: but seriously i need advice 

Kokomi: Didn’t you like that one edgy anemo boy 

Childe: you gonna have to be a little more specific 

Kokomi: the short one?

Yelan: Kokomi…
they are all short
Jean Is the tallest in the dorm. 

Ayato: don’t let sayu hear you say that

Kokomi: Ei’s brother 

Ayato: not Childe’s ‘I swear it’s a theatre group, not a criminal organization’ ex member 😭

Childe: It’s Not 😔

Mona: No
One of new transfer students 

Barbara: Cryo??
Or Candace 

Mona: A fellow astrologist
i don;t she;s just 

Candace: Just talk to her?

Mona: I’m to broke to be in a relationship 

Kokomi: Bruh
stop spending all your money 

Mona: no <3

Childe: the why did you ask us?
if you don’t care?

Mona: you are all very helpful 

Childe: your welcome :) 

Candace: do you want help like this?

—Candace > Layla—

Candace: Hey Layla I’m adding you to a group chat

Layla:?????

Candace added Mona and Layla.

Candace left

—

Candace: there you go

Mona: Ayo
wtf 

Candace: a thank you would be nice 

Xingqiu unmuted the conversation 

Xingqiu: I care now
i want an update 

Mona: she’s as sleep deprived as I am broke

Xingqiu: oh
so you’re prefect for each other 

Mona: I still stand by my statement of before
I’m too broke to be in a relationship 

Xingqiu: Now that does sound like a thing i can help with
I’ll give you 100 if you go on a date with layla 

Childe: I’ll double it
take 200 

Barbara: I’ll give you 50

Kokomi: 50 

Yelan: take 50 and buy her a coffee 

Ayato: 75 as well 

Candace: You are aware you guys are the reason mona doesn’t have a job 

Barbara: Mona has a job she just blows all her money on astrology shit 

Mona: 🫠

Barbara: ???
it’s true 

Mona: yeah don’t call me out like that 

Xingqiu: okay have fun on your date :}

Mona: I haven’t even asked her out?

Yelan: Consider this, you’ll only get my 50 right now, and if you don’t take her out on a date
than all the other money is void
you don’t get it 

Xingqiu: I agree

Childe: I second this 

Kokomi: Yeah, it only has to be a coffee shop date 

Xingqiu: Coffee shop AU’s are pretty good 

Childe: Dude when do you ever read fluff? Or comedy? Or a slow burn?

Xingqiu: I’ve heard?
At least i’m reading something with sustenance, not angst and no confront only hurt 

Childe: there is no plot in anything you read, it has the tag pwp for a reason 

Barbara: I can attest to coffee shop au’s being nice very cozy :)
or any AU at all 

Kokomi: Got any new recommendations?
I don’t have any preferences, send them all 

Mona: there are 4 types of people. 

Nilou: I’ve never read anything online before
story-wise
I’d like some recommendations

Mona: There are 5*
the only difference is 3 of them know what Xingqiu reads
and nilou doesnt 

Nilou: What does Xingqiu read?

Kokomi: one of main genre’s of fanfiction 

Ayato: Okay, but Xingqiu makes chongyun read the fics to him 

Barbara: That doesn’t make it any better
Some how worse 

Kokomi: Our dorm is next to his :( 

Nilou: what are you all talking about
i’m confused 

Xingqiu: would you like some recs?

Nilou: Sure :) 

Mona: GUYS WHAT DO I DO?!
LAYLA AGREED TO GO WITH ME TO A COFFEE SHOP AND NOW I”M GOING TO DIE!

Ayato: go on the date? Lol
you asked her out ?

Barbara: Xingqiu, don’t scare nilou away from fics before she’s even started reading them
But i’ve seen and read some pretty wired fics years after i started reading fic and they still scare me 

Kokomi: ah yes the weekend we spent seeing who could find the strangest fics on AO3 and Wattpad 

Childe: who won? 

Barbara: Kokomi

Kokomi: Me 

Nilou: Xingqiu?
whats this

Kokomi: why did you send her that one!?
you had to send nilou one of the most hard core ones first

Nilou: but what is it 

Kokomi: 😐

Nilou: but these are characters from a tv show?
did the writers really write this?

Barbara: no, its a fan work
thats why its called fanfiction 

Nilou: Oh i get it
i don’t want to read anymore 

Barbara: I can send you recs instead
all of them are very nice and not nasty
Xingqiu is the only one who (publicly) reads stuff like that 

Xingqiu: what do you mean publicly? 🤨 📸

Barbara: you’re the only one who sends us that stuff in our fanfic/book club group chat
also i’m aware kokomi reads it to but she reads anything anyone sends in the group chat 

Xingqiu: Says the girl who sends at least five coffee shop AUs a week

Barbara: But hear me out The SAME characters are Meeting a coffee shop this time 🥹
They’ve been through so much so they deserve the best and happiness 🥺

Xingqiu: They’ve been through so much so they should be aloud to fuck 

Childe: they haven’t been through enough and suffer worse each time >:)

Xingqiu: Okay but hear me out
Barbara you get your wholesome fluff but they still fuck 

Barbara: But why not just them being cute 

Kokomi: all above are very good combine them and it’s still chef kiss
i’m willing to read everything so im not starving :)
Just read everything
(I have seen some shit)

Childe: NO

Barbara: NO

Xingqiu: NO 

Mona: Ah yes, a typically Friday in book club 😞

Nilou: are other dorms in it?

Kokomi: no, it’s just Barbara, Xingqiu, Myself, childe and Mona 

Xingqiu: we agreed to not let anyone into book club unless they are hydro.

Nilou: Why

Xingqiu: to keep the purity of the group chat 😌

Childe: there is nothing pure and holy about that group chat 

Xingqiu: it keeps the quality good
Meme fics are okay, only if they are of the highest quality

Kokomi: Also we have a collective fanfic group chat for all the dorms
that's where you find the really weird stuff

Childe: we have one?

Kokomi: Yeah, the main group chat 

Childe: So a typical day?

Barbara: I found the one hutao sent last week started my villain origin story 

Xingqiu: is that why you’ve been so aggressive recently?

Barbara: yes 

—Everyone else Is Mean >:(—

Xingqiu: Okay Mona, I wanna know how your date with layla went

Mona: She was really quite, and seemed really nervous 

Xingqiu: Okay, You guys should go on another date to the park
and buy her another coffee

Kokomi: <3
That’s very cute

Xingqiu: and what do you know about dates?
You;ve literally never been on one.

Kokomi: Theres a thing called books
Just because i’ve never been on a date doesn;t me i can’t call one cute 

Xingqiu: Lonely 

Childe: What did Kokomi do?

Xingqiu: she told me yesterday morning that my hair looked like shit 

Childe: THATS BECAUSE IT DOES,
WHO CUTs HAIR THAT LOPSIDED!!! 🥴
Don’t worry Yelan you make it work 👑

Xingqiu: Any way, Kokomi your lonely and make a effort to isolate yourself
You literally don;t have any friends
you’re gonna die alone lol
I only speak the truth <3

Barbara: You made Kokomi cry
>:( 

—Announcements (It’s not Used for announcements)—

Bennett: I’m in the nurses office cause i fell down 5 flights of stairs and Xingqiu came in with a two black eyes and a bloody nose that looks broken.
and then barbara came in and said she thinks she broke two of her fingres???
I’ve literally never seen barbara look so mad
can someone please explain 

Childe: Kokomi told Xingqiu that his hair looked like shit
Xingqiu told her she has no friends and she’s gonna die alone and she started crying 

Hutao: Xinqgui, your hair looks like shit.
L

Venti: lmao, What?
Barbara broke her fingers punching Xingqiu in the face?
I’m terrified 

Nilou: I’m so proud <3

Xingqiu: My nose is broken and i have two black eyes :( 

Diona: Thats deserved for bullying Kokomi
kokomi is one of the nicest people in the school
And your hair does look like shit 

Xingqiu : Says you?

Bennett: 🙂

Bennett: I’m terrified right now
Just So you know and you have it writing Barb, you are one of my best friends and I would never say anything mean about anyone of your friends 

Barbara: I know <3

Hutao: Why did you write that, what happened 

Bennett: Xingqiu is unconscious 

Barbara: Xingqiu is unconscious 

Ayato: Bennett praying for his life right now 

Barbara: 🥺 I wouldn’t ever hurt Bennett 

Amber: The only two good people left in this world are these two right now 

Childe: Rosaria taught Barbara well apparently
Chongyun Keep a leash On your boyfriend, or at least stop him from bullying other people 

Shenhe: Xingqiu bullies Chongyun daily
Thank you Barbara, You probably did less damage than I would have

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—it’s 3am, and a brief glance at the other dorms—

-Electro-

Keqing: Fischl Please stop yelling It’s 3am i’m trying to sleep 

Fischl: Never 

Miko : Don’t worry keqing everyone is still awake, not just you 

Cyno : What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sara: I will end you 

Cyno: Fsh 

Sara: Get back here 

Razor: slep 

Dori: I have a good technique for sleeping
But it will cost you 

Fischl: The wolf boy makes a point i will sleep 

Keqing: FINALLY!

–Cryo– 

Kayea: The Non-verbal understanding I just witnessed between Ganyu and Layla
Was beautiful
It was ✨ immaculate ✨

Shenhe : That understanding is literally universal
Nobody Ever sleeps in this dorm for one reason or another.

Kayea: I would be asleep but your nephew is meditating or some shit in the main room of our dorm
and I can’t get in 

Shenhe: then my point still stands 

Ayaka: I can agree, I needed to go to a meeting and came back late and see eula, rosaria and Diona all sitting in the common area all awake. Trying to help qiqi with homework

–Anemo– 

Venti: Does anyone want to go out drinking?
Any takers 

Xiao: Your are 1 door down from me, give me reason I shouldn’t end you 

Venti: Cause you never sleep anyway 

–Dendro & Geo–

*silent, everyone is sleeping*

–Pyro–

*Silents, but that is because they are throwing a rave* 

–Everyone Else is Mean >:(–

Kokomi: is it really our luck that we got put in the same area as pyro
They need to move them to the middle of the field
this is the 3rd time this week, they’ve had a rave
I can literally see their strobe lights from here 

Childe: *flame thrower’s*
Those are Flame Throwers kokomi

Nilou: !?

Yelan: why do they have flame throwers?!

Childe: IDK 

Ayato: How tf are we considered a bigger risk than the pyro dorm 

Childe: I DON’T KNOW

Barbara: IM IN TEARS

Mona: EYO
I’m literally pilling shit into bags so fast right now, I’ve spent to much money on this stuff.

Xingqiu: Same, I cannot lose my notes for the books i’m writing 

Yelan: well depending on the ultimate result, we might not have to pay for the damages 

Kokomi: At least the spider will be gone 

—Student Council—

Jean added Mona, Nilou and Candace 

Jean removed venti from ‘Student Council’

Jean: Nobody blames you all for the dorm burning down
your all going to be moved to the cryo dorm for the time being (if anything to save any other dorm from Xingqiu, they’re used to him too)
while the roof is being repaired
Luckily, your hallway was mostly spared with only smoke and Water damage 

Mona: most of my stuff survived?

Jean: I thinks so

Mona : :D

Jean: as for the pyro dorm the school will be doing a dorm search for any other possible fire hazards, before their dorm get burnt down
too

Childe: Wrong time to say this, but the pyro dorm are a fire hazard
Why wasn’t anything done before?

Jean: The a giant wall exists between the two buildings and the rest of the dorms
of course no one could’ve predicted fire starting on the roof.
or the fire alarm failing to go off

Kokomi: 🙃
that’s right I unplugged the fire alarm system well cooking one day and accidentally starting a grease fire 

Jean: what?

Barbara: at least the spider is no more ✨✨✨

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Yelan Created A new group chat and added 19 people to it

Yelan: I know Cryo probably already has a dorm chat, but I figured it would better to create a new one that for us to joining your’s or verse versa 

Ayaka: Yeah, that makes sense 

Ganyu : Yelan does the Hydro group chat have any rules we should know about?
I can implement them here 

Childe: You guys have rules 

Layla: You guys don’t?

Kokomi : Our group chat and dorm is lawless land
anything goes

Diona: that sounds more fun, we aren’t aloud memes in our group chat 

Rosaria : You also won’t let me ask if any one in the dorm wants to go drinking
Fair exchange 

Diona: >:( 

Xingqiu: May i ask how that happened?

Ayaka : Diona liked to send memes but got mad at rosaria for asking is anyone wants to go drinking
Diona threatened her and any one else that went drinking that she would incase their organs in ice
So Ganyu banned all mentions of drinking alcohol in retaliation rosaria told ganyu that she finds memes offensive and got them banned from our group chat as well

Kayea : and thus we now have three group chats for that incident alone :)
the asks if anyone wants to go drinking chat and memes are banned. The meme chat, but alcohol memes are banned still and the everything goes meme chat. 

Kokomi: implying that there are even more group chats 

Kayea: you don’t even know

Diona: I still will incase your organs in ice if anyone comes back drunk

Ganyu : The only thing we don’t have rules about is time when we all sleep.
None of really sleep in this dorm 

Barbara: Are you guys okay?

Ayaka: No 

Mika: But at least you always have someone to talk to 

Diona: you never talk 

Mika: :( 

Diona : Don’t :( me
I’ve literally seen you scale a 10 meter high wall to avoid talking to someone outside before 

Childe : Dully noted Cryo dorm rules are?
No Dank memes
Bed time is whenever
Murder is okay, and may be encouraged
Don’t talk
don’t mention alcohol in fear of facing diona’s wrath
All of your are really strong, so don’t anger anyone 

Ganyu : there are a few other ones
i’ll link you to the google doc 

Candace : THE
WHAT

Ganyu: Link: Rules for cyro dorm

Barbara: why is it 10 pages?!

Diona : because we aren’t allowed to have fun.
When the hydro dorm is rebuilt i’m moving in with them
They seem more fun, and I assume they all sleep.

Nilou : I’m sorry but that depends on the day
If you want to woken up by Ayato making charcoal pancakes at 4am, be my guest 

Diona: Never mind i chose life 

Ayato: :< 

Ganyu: Will this be a problem?

Kokomi : depends
Just don’t let ayato near the kitchen unless it is to get something from the fridge

Layla: And you don’t have rules in your dorm because of???

Childe : We were only 4 people at the beginning of the year and Ayato has only ever caused like one fire
burnt many things
made many thing inedible
but only caused one fire

Ayato: :(

Nilou: we also don;t have dorm rules because I don;t think any of us would follow them. 

Ayaka: aren’t you in hydro because of Justice?

Xingqiu: Justice for no rules <3

Diona: That sounds like Anemo

Mona : I believe its actually justice for the arts
for you guys it just is duality, which is kinda sad
‘The Element of tragic contradictions’ if you will 

Childe : and Anemo is dead or lost friends aka therapy
Dendro is Wisdom and Dreams
Pyro is a war for passion or passing the torch  

Layla: Electro is eternity??

Diona: Yeah something like that

Barbara: Anyway a few month ago we had some of the staff members in our dorm to check how we were doing and the condition the dorm was in
And they talked about how we didn’t follow the rules or something (like pyro doesn’t exist)
and said we should follow rules and stuff more strictly and tried to enforce more rules on us.
That ended after Ayato, Mona and I continued doing what we were doing (and not listening)
Yelan kept sneaking around
and Xingqiu, Kokomi and Childe started to plan a rebellion 

Mona : I only follow the bare-minimum of dorm rules cause I’m broke and can’t afford it. Ayato and Barbara do it Cause don’t they care enough to break the rules but don’t follow them to a T either
Of course that all goes out the window if either wake up and decide to ‘have a little fun’

Shenhe: Whats that suppose to mean.

Mona: For barbara it’s disturbing the peace of the dorm with music at 6am and Ayato is cooking setting off the fire alarm at 5am 

Shenhe: I see…

Chapter Text

Ayato Renamed ‘Combined Dorm’ to ‘Slushie’
Ayato: I’m right 

Ganyu: Ok
Just letting everyone know we do have a new person joining the dorm 

Childe: 0v0

Ganyu: We already added her the other group chats and she’s been here for an hour
We didn’t want you causing chaos 

Childe: It’s literally a welcome party???
It’s not just us being weird we bring cakes and food
we just like having fun 

Candace: Yeah, I got a summoning circle but the food was good. 

Ganyu: by all means you are welcome to throw a party are your dorm when you get new people but we don’t want a party
Or the mess

Diona: Another example on why I will be leaving the Cryo dorm and moving into literally any other dorm
you all are boring 

Childe: Don’t be so cold :(
Don’t you want to be welcoming 

Ayato: Cold
Heh

Diona: We aren’t allowed to have a good time here why do you think anyone here would be welcoming 

Childe: Does anyone know when we can go back, I want to commit arson 

Yelan: Should be a few more weeks 

Barbara: :<
I miss my room 

Ganyu: Please don’t commit arson 

Kokomi: Childe, We can go commit arson in the forest down by the river.

Barbara: 🥳

Ayato: I think Kokomi and Barbara have a bad influence on each other

Xingqiu: I think childe
Nilou Mona? are you coming?

Mona: Sure 

Nilou: Should I bring anything 

Yelan: check other group chat 

Nilou: Alright 

Ganyu Added Charlotte 

Ganyu: This is the temporary group chat we have with the hydro dorm 

Charlotte: oh are those the people i saw leaving from my window 

Ganyu: Yeah
They’ve gone and to commit arson

Diona: Campfire

Charlotte: what! arson?

Diona: Campfire

Ganyu: how do you know?

Diona: They told me
They planned it before since it’s the last nice weekend before the weather gets cold 

Kayea: why weren’t we invited?

Diona: cause most of us wouldn’t go?
safe for you and maybe chongyun but only if xingqiu dragged him there
and he didn’t
I’m sure we would’ve been invited but ganyu doesn’t allow fun 

Ayaka: :( I’ve never been to a campfire before 

Nilou: Diona, Kayea and Ayaka are allowed to come 

Childe: Charlotte you are also allowed to come if you want 

Kayea: Is this just an after thought?

Childe: Yeah, but your allowed to come 

Diona: I just said I wouldn’t go 

Childe: you were complaining about no fun 

Diona: Fine I’ll go

Chapter Text

Childe : My room <3
Be quite everyone I’m going to go feral

Yelan : I also got news that we’re getting two maybe 3 or 4 new people.

Barbara : very broad number there 3-4 

Kokomi : guaranteed three more people
also Candace I saw your application for a member of student council
two others also already applied to be on student council

Candace : yeah, I figured I’d apply

Mona: NO
Come on!
>:(

Barbara : ????

Mona : is it just me?
am I the only one here who has no say in the school 

Childe : L

Ayato : Thats not Pog 

Yelan : … No it’s not very Pog
Who’s teaching you slang?

Mona : I’m taking Nilou and Leaving making my own college

Nilou: I’m okay with it, Not being in the student council 

Kokomi : Just join the student council then?

Mona : BUT THERE IS TOO MANY OF US!
THE RATIO IS 9/7

Ayato : cope

Barbara : yeah and other than the other dorm reps some dorms have like 0
Though hutao tried, she didn’t get in we won’t let her sell coffins at school 

Mona : see that sounds like a hoot and a riot 

Barbara : Then JOIN

Mona : NO 

Barbara : Then stop complaining then :)
I started another villain arc again, don’t

Mona : Okay have mercy 

Barbara : :) 

Kokomi : what happened 

Barbara : I woke up and choice violence we are finally free
we can do what we want without
Being possibly stabbed
Dealing with Xinqgiu and chongyun everynight 

Xingqiu: You aren’t free from me yet bitch 

Barbara : Would you like some holy water
Or worrying that our organs would be incased in ice 

Kokomi : Okay, I took away barbara’s phone and we are going for a walk.

Ayato : Kokomi, I’m sorry for saying you were a bad influence on Barbara
childe, you are a bad influence 

Childe : Rude

Yelan : yet it’s true?
Possibly the truest thing ever said. 

Mona: At least this week.
But I agree that Cryo dorm was stuffy 

Xingqiu : I got the vibe they wanted us gone

Childe: that was because of you
Almost Exclusively because of you and Chongyun 

Xingqiu : And?????

Yelan: You were so loud I heard you outside the dorm
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Geo dorm heard and they at the other side of campus 

Xingqiu : 😛

Ayato : I will unleash Barbara on you again 

Xingqiu : She broke my nose last time.
you won’t dare 

Ayato : I would
@Kokomi Give Barbara back her phone and tell her it’s okay to send Xingqiu flying 

Kokomi : Will do 

Barbara : Do you want another broken nose?

Xingqiu : No?

Barbara : Then stop please. 🙂
this is a threat

Mona : I like how this implies that Xingqiu has multiply noses

Yelan : Why do I hear screaming and running upstairs?

Ayato : Childe said he was going to go Feral
And thats what he’s doing
childe_screaming_and_running_jumping_off_walls.mov

Yelan : The walls are new, you are gonna get in trouble
hang on… 

Ayato : childe_and_yelan_screaming_and_running_jumping_off_walls.mov

Candace : …
There_Is_3_Now.mov

Xingqiu : bout to be 4 😛

Candace: I’m enjoying watching this
4_people_going_Feral.mov

Mona : I’m getting as far as I can get from the dorm I aint getting blamed for this

Candace: And through it all Nilou seems un-bothered reading stuff on her phone.

Nilou : watching dance covers*

Candace : Xingqiu ran back into his room and closed his door now 

Xingqiu : Bestie Link?

Nilou : ???????????

Xingqiu : :)
Link Please

Nilou : ??????
for? The? Dance? Cover?

—Xingqiu > Nilou—

Xingqiu : Bestie, Ao3 doesn’t have dance covers
Link Please

Nilou : I’m reading an article. About dance cover

Xingqiu : I live on ao3 i know what it looks like.
Bestie Link <3

Nilou: I’m not on ao3

—

Xingqiu : Nilou’s reading fanfiction 

Kokomi : You act like you don’t?

Xingqiu : Im merely stating that and I want the link
She;s not giving me the link

Nilou : Cause I’m not Reading Fanfiction.

Candace : Ayato_steals_nilous_phone_and_Runs_out_the_Door.mov

Xingqiu : Ayato Bestie you gotta drop the link

Ayato : :)

Candace : It’s been a long time since Ayato left, Nilou went off chasing him. Yelan went back down stairs and Xingqiu also left the dorm.
and Yet childe is still going feral
How much energy does he have?

Ayato : alot, i’m in the library right now hiding 

Xingqiu : bestie link?

Ayato : shortly I need to make sure I’m safe first. 

Kokom i: just saw nilou and told her your in the library, give her phone back.

Xingqiu : when i get my link 

Candace : !
Childe, just knocked over the new students when they came up stairs both clean off their feet
content for days
one of them just accused him of being guilty of attempted murder 

Barbara changed their name to Nilou(Barbara)

Nilou(Barbara) : Barbara lent me her phone until i get mine back
please give me my phone back 

Xingqiu : Not unless you drop the link 

Ayato : It was just a dance cover article 

Xingqiu : :( 

Nilou(Barbara) Reverted their name to Barbara

Nilou : Thank you for giving me my phone back 

Candace: I need a someone who can give these four accesses, they're not listening to childe

Kokomi gave Admin access to Candace 

Candace : i'm not even in the student council yet

Kokomi : you are
cause i say so
now go be free
do a crime <3

Candace: aight 

Candace added Neuviellette, Furina, Egeria and Siggewinne 

Kokomi: Hello
Don’t tick off barbara, Don’t let Ayato cook(please), Childe goes feral once a week, Yelan and I go missing occasionally, Mona is broke as hell, Xingqiu is well you’ll find out…
there is a spider somewhere in the dorm unless the fire has destroyed it (which is a good thing) 

Yelan: Neat…
Ayato i need you :/ 

Ayato: ????????
why 

Yelan: I_Found_It.png
light switch for scale 

Kokomi: 😃
WHAT

Ayato: WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?

Nilou: I refuse to believe that has been living in the dorm with us. 

Childe: I UNDERSTAND WTF
THAT IS NOT A SPIDER THATS SATAN HIM SELF

Xingqiu: 😟

Barbara: 😰

Mona: I have very bad news for you guys
Thats not the spider 

Kokomi: 😃
WHAT

Barbara: It was bigger than that 

Nilou: Okay, I don’t care if i’m murdered by Diona or Shenhe.
My ears will bleed in either this dorm or cryo I’m rejecting hydro and becoming ice
I’ll some how figure out how to be a tragic contradiction.

Yelan: …
I have worse news 

Ayato: 👁️👄👁️

Yelan: There is More than one
I see a nest on the ceiling
I’m trapped in the kitchen by like 10 spiders I require assistance

Barbara: Just hit them with water!

Xingqiu: it just made it run away last time 

Barbara: 😖

Yelan: I’m not angering them

Mona: The spiders can have everything i own im not coming back until there all dead 

Siggewinne: I have a gun :D 

Childe: You’re gonna fit very well into this group

Siggewinne: 😊

Furina: shut up you nearly killed me 

Yelan: Childe does that weekly get used to it 

Furina: But I nearly died!

Childe: you’re fine
Xingqiu is who you really want to worry about

Furina: why?

Childe: well like Kokomi said
You’ll find out 😓

Yelan: I have worse news

Nilou: 🫡

Ayato: ..

Yelan: The largest spider ran away behind the kitchen cupboards
and I can’t move it…
But shining my phone light behind the cupboards I can see it and a larger spider.

Nilou: 🫡

Furina: 🫡

Barbara: We are coming back with a vacuum and Bug killer.

Yelan: THATS NOT GONNA HELP THERE TOO LARGE
EVEN WITH ONE CAN OF BUG KILLER IT ONLY MAKE THE SPIDER A BIT DIZZY 

Furina: 😭
What?

Yelan : AND THE VACUUM WON’T BEABLE TO SUCK UP THE SPIDERS THERES TOO MANY

Childe: 😏
WAIT
wrong one 

Mona: childe what was the right one?
???????
Childe what the FUKC was the right one?

Childe: 😞
There right next to each other in in my emoji history 

Kokomi: who? Are you sending both 😏 and 😞to?

Xingqiu: It’s childe he’d send
😩
To anyone

Mona: …. 

Xingqiu: Wrong one as well but he would send
😫*
🥵*
🤤*

Mona: how do you mess up 4 times

Xingqiu: 🤪
This one 😏

Kokomi: I don’t think Xingqiu is 100% wrong with the former 4 emoji’s 

Mona: You’re right

Barbara: Xingqiu did you use your emoji history to type that out?

Xingqiu: yeah, you got a problem?

Barbara: Holy water
If there wasn’t a NEST of spiders of kitchen right now
I’d go and boil the Hell out of water to make more holy water and Splash you with it

Kokomi: and with that I will be taking Barbara’s phone away again 
Barbara said she’s going to get pure spicy and put it in your water tonight
In other news we bought a flame thrower 😀
will spray the spiders with the bug spray and then will have a nice spider roast
😊

Yelan: It’s always the quite ones 

Mona: I think they both decided to try and one up our chaos by becoming the more violent ones
or we are rubbing off on them
Or kokomi has been around albedo too much recently 

Furina: It gets worse?

Childe: Barbara has broken Xingqiu nose, and has threatened him on multiple occasions at this point
all because Kokomi Said Xingqiu hair looked like Shit and then he made her cry 

Ayato: Far cry from the crimes everyone else has committed though so…
:D
Childe is apart of a criminal organization or something

Childe: 😭
It’s not it’s a theatre group

Ayato: Then when do you perform?
Cause thats what you’ve told me before and you can never tell me what you do.
Thus the logical conclusion Probably crime or a cult. 

Egeria: a brave thing to say when there is now 2.5 law students this chat?

Ayato: wdy 2.5 

Furina: i’m the .5 or something because i’m only minoring in it

Mona: Anyway
Barbara has a reason to threaten Xingqiu daily 

Furina: Is this?
because of the reason I’ll find out about

Kokomi: yep
🙂

Candace: Backreading
Ignoring Childe may be a criminal
Kokomi why do you have a flame thrower?

Kokomi: The Spiders need to burn thats why 

Candace: are we going to be forced to become a tragic contradiction again after not even a day?

Kokomi: it is a possibility
Try not to think on it too hard
K? 

Candace: So we don’t have more of a reason to not be trusted
How about we don’t?

Ayato: The spiders

Yelan: Come down here and see for yourself 

Candace: I believe you
But Isn’t there a better way to get rid of the spiders?
Without burning the dorm down 

Furina: ???
Suggestion?

Candace: no i have nothing 

Childe: Yelan, catch a spider
Then will set it on fire and see if it’s even capable of being burned
Given they survived the first fire.

Furina: The First? Fire? 

Yelan: If I lose my arm it’s your fault :(
- Sent at 3:27pm

—3:56pm—

Mona: Well I can now check off my “before I die list”
Accidentally set a flaming spider lose on campus and discover some spiders are resistance to fire.
Before it explodes from the heat and send flaming bits of spider raining down

Furina: Personally I am glad that I live on the opposite side of the dorm.

Ayato: what do you think the spiders aren’t in our walls? 

Furina: key words there is dry wall and I do not think the spiders can fit through the floor vents 

Barbara: You saw how big the spider was?
It could chew through the walls if it wanted
No floor vent needed
AND WE NEARLY ARMED THEM ALL WITH FIRE 

Furina: 🫡

Mona: If anyone needs me i’ll be at the cryo dorm.
I’ll come back when the spiders are gone. 

Candace: so kokomi?

Kokomi: Yep

Candace: Now that we’ve figured out that the spiders can’t be burned
What are you gonna do with the flame thrower?

Nilou: what were you gonna do with it after even if it worked 

Kokomi: idk
Defend the dorm?