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1. A Substitute For Pudding by orphan_account

   Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   23 Feb 2014

   Tags

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   • Bilbo Baggins/Fíli/Kíli
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins/Bofur
   • Bilbo Baggins/Dwalin
   • Bilbo Baggins/Nori
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield/Dwalin
   • Dwalin/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Fíli
   • Kíli
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bofur
   • Dwalin
   • Nori
   • Thorin's Companions
   • Orgy
   • Humour
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Group Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Size Difference
   • Fantasy
   • Laughter During Sex
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Intracrural sex
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Fellatio
   • Spanking
   • Body Hair
   • Facial Hair
   • Hair Kink
   • are dwarves a kink yet
   • Fisting
   • Anal Fingering
   • Hair-pulling
   • Polyamory
   • Class Issues
   • Sibling Incest
   • Uncle/Nephew Incest
   • Rough Sex
   • Rope Bondage
   • Crying During Sex
   • BDSM
   • Cultural Misunderstandings
   • Creampie
   • Verbal Humiliation
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • Master/Servant
   • Painplay
   • consensual sexual objectification
   • Consensual Kink
   • Consensual Sex
   • Tit Torture
   • Double Penetration
   • Deepthroating
   • First Time

   Summary

   This is the 'Hobbit Sex Lottery' story which arose from my wondering aloud on Tumblr, shortly after seeing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey for the first time, whether anyone had written dwarves-on-hobbit orgy fic yet. I was astonished at the eager response to something I'd chiefly meant as a joke, so I wrote... this. It has grown far, far beyond the original concept and has been very kindly received. Lots of affectionate filthy sex, occasional forays into character exploration, and more Thilbo and Bilbofur than you can shake an Oakenshield or a mattock at.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   126,166

   Chapters:

   25/?

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