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Summary:

bluelock chatfic 😳😳
stay tuned uwu

Chapter 1: welcome everyone

Notes:

first chapter uwu

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

         bachira has added 20+ participants

 

bachira: hay guys (◔‿◔)

this is a gc for all of us to become friends!!!!1!1

 

chigiri: whos in here

 

isagi: yeah i was gonna say that

 

bachira: oh just liek

a bunch of juniors

and maybe some sophomores

and like seniors too

 

kiyora: i dont like this

 

hiori: me neither

 

niko: well

its ok

lets all be friends

 

otoya: we all know that is NOT happening bro 💔💔

niko reacted with "🙂"

 

reo: oh

uhmmm

 

niko: ummm

what

 

nagi: niko shut up

 

niko: I WASNT EVEN TALKING TO YOU

WTF

 

reo: no one cares

shut up already

 

nagi: ^

 

niko: bro 💔

11 participants reacted with "😂"

 

karasu: hey

 

niko: shut up

 

karasu: mane i didnt even do anything

chillax

 

niko: im chillaxed

with your mom in bed

 

karasu: bro

 

isagi: all of you guys pmo

i hate it here already.

 

chigiri: who did your ass

 

hiori: for real

 

niko: you sound like rin

emo ahh

 

otoya: hey arent u that like

sophomore who almost burnt down the foods class

 

niko: that wasnt me

on everyone heres souls BUT mine it wasnt me

 

nanase: anddd we're all dead 😵

 

kiyora: we were all thriving until you said that 😔💔💔

hes so dumb he burnt butter from microwaving it

14 participants reacted with "💀"

 

niko: WHAT

NO BROOO

THAT WASNT EVEN ME

 

isagi: how do u do that

 

hiori: be stupid idk

 

chigiri: LMFAOOO

 

yukimiya: how does ur brain reach those levels of stupididty

 

niko: stupididty

 

yukimiya: yeah well i didnt burn butter with a microwave

maybe think about that

 

niko: bruhhh shattuppp 😑

it was the start of the semester

that doesnt even count

 

kiyora: mid semester and ur still failing btw

 

niko: yoooo????

helloooooo??

stfuuuu???

 

kiyora: sorry sir it wont happen again.

 

yukimiya: yeah well i didnt burn butter with a microwave
↳  karasu: AYOOO no one told me you were around 😏

whats cooking good looking

 

otoya: yo slide me in

whats the deal happy meal

im gonna eat you out

10 participants react with "🤢"

 

kurona: im uncomfortableee 🦈

 

reo: ew wtf

 

yukimiya: NO

NO

anddd NO

leave me out of it

 

karasu: are you sure baby

you wont regret it

we'll take good good care of you tonight right otoya~~

 

otoya: yes..~

 

reo: WHAT THE FUCK

 

niko: ur literally like this with nagi

even worse in fact

 

otoya: for real bro

wait dont come at me

 

reo: no tf im not

?

 

niko: yes you are

i genuinely never see you guys apart

its fucking crazy

 

reo: dont even niko

you kiss boys

 

niko: ??

no i dont

i kiss your mom in bed

 

reo: bro

can u kys

 

niko: no

can you

 

reo: im gonna

 

niko: ur gonna what

 

bachira: BRO GUYS STOPP

I DIDNT MAKE THIS GC FOR U GUYS TO FIGHTITHGIIIT (๑•﹏•)

 

reo: he started it

 

niko: you pmo

 

nagi: niko shut up

 

niko: BRO IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU

WHEN DO U EVER SHUT UR FUCKING MOUTH UP

OH MY DAYSS

 

reo: leave him alone

 

niko: this is my final straw

im going to slime both of you guys out

 

karasu: you heard him

dont mess with him

 

niko: im going to get you next

 

karasu: CHILL

 

otoya: this mf has anger issues or smth

hes just like yukiii

 

yukimiya: NO HES NOT

dont compare me with him tf

 

karasu: aww ur here

wanna kiss

 

otoya: wanna fuck

 

karasu: wanna hold hands

 

otoya: wanna

 

yukimiya: bye

 

yukimiya has went offline.

 

karasu: awww hes so nervous its so cute

 

otoya: hes so silly when hes shy

silly silly boy

im gonna fuck him silly

9 participants react with "🤢"

 

rin: you guys are disgusting.

 

nagi: ^

 

rin: dont agree with me.

youre just like this with the purple head

 

niko: IM SAYING

WTF

 

reo: NIKO SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOURE SO ANNOYING

 

niko: notice how i wasnt even talking to you

ur fighting with air rn

 

reo: bro

this is a public gc

im gonna reply to you when i want

 

niko: spooky 😬

 

reo: im going to slam your head in a wall

 

niko: stop talking to me wtf

if im that annoying

did you ever learn how to stop speaking

infact

can the circumference of your head even hold a brain inside

you cant even make sense of anything when nagi isnt horseback riding you

12 participants react with "💀"

 

reo: youre head is a circle

 

niko: saying that to me while using the wrong your

just stop blabbering with your mouth already

reo reacted with "😶"

 

karasu: whys he using big boy words

 

hiori: exactly

is this chat gpt

 

niko: NO BRO

U STUPID MFS

goshhhh

 

karasu: mb bro 💔

 

rin: youre just like this with the purple head
↳  nagi: reo?

nooo :x

 

bachira: i thought you guys were dating

 

niko: same theyre so gross and gay 🤢🤢

 

reo: niko genuinly shut up

 

nagi: yeah niko

 

niko: can you guys fight for yourselves

this isnt a 2v1

 

rin: well this is a public groupchat

anyone can type here without needing of your permission.

 

reo: THANK U BRO

I HATE HIM

 

niko: everyone here pmo

 

isagi: SEE

and you called ME "emo ahh"

 

niko: my bad bro 😒

 

otoya: nikos funny

i like him

 

niko: ayy wait i like you too

wait

didnt u diss me as soon as this gc was made

14 participants react with "😂"

 

otoya: um

no

i was js joking there 💔💔

were good now

right ?

 

niko: no

 

otoya: bro 💔

 

chigiri: can all of u guys disrespectfully shut up

 

otoya: ur dtm

no one was even talking to you

mf pipe down

 

niko: fr bro

no one said anything regarding ur dumb ahh

 

otoya: FR BRUH

 

chigiri: can any of you guys compose a sentence without slang

 

niko: i can

 

chigiri: say it then dumbass

 

niko: i tap your mom every night and she enjoys it each time

chigiri reacted with "😶"

 

otoya: LMFOAOOOAOAAA

UR FUNNY ASF

I LIKE YOU

 

niko: AYYY THANKS BRUH

UR HILARIOUS TOO

 

rin: that was odd and unamusing.

 

niko: please explain in fortnite terms

otoya reacted with "😂"

 

kurona: why are we arguing the gc was just created

cant we all be friends 🦈

 

kiyora: yeah guys

 

kurona: you sat there and watched everything

 

kiyora: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

I WAS GONNA GET DISSED TO

 

kurona: cant we all be friends 🦈
↳  isagi: no sorry

 

igarashi: not even gonna lie i feel like u would create the most arguments

just saying though

 

isagi: who added your ass here

do you even go to this school

 

igarashi: I DO????

im in ur chemistry class

 

isagi: oh im always skipping that class

i wouldnt notice if u were there

not like i would want to anyways

 

igarashi: dude

what did i ever do to you???

 

isagi: not have hair

idk

you lowkey piss me off

always so loud for no reason

 

bachira: isagi stop being mean (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

and stop skipping class ur failing

 

isagi: bruh im doing just fine

 

bachira: no tf ur not

 

kiyora: yeah isagi

you need to stop

be a buddy not a bully

 

isagi: are you asking me to insult you too

 

kiyora: no sir sorry sir

 

nanase: uhmmm

can i like

leave

i dont feel like i have a very special place in this gc

 

isagi: you have a special place in my heart

 

otoya: holy airball

 

kurona: youre so fricking corny 💔💔💔

 

kiyora: get out bro

ur embarrassing yourself

 

niko: you are NOT him bro 💔

 

chigiri: pack it up bro

 

nanase: i like your commitment but no thanks

sorry

14 participants have reacted with "☠"

 

isagi: i genuinly hat thus place

all of you

need to

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bachira has muted isagi for 10 minutes.

 

otoya: "genuinly" "hat" "thus" 💔💔💔

 

rin: you guys are weirdos.

 

niko: and ur emo

 

rin: and you're gay

 

niko: NO IM NOT YOU ARE

 

rin: no im straight

not like you would know anything about that.

13 participants react with "💀"

 

niko: kys

 

rin: no.

anyways

where are the seniors?

 

hiori: wait ur right

 

karasu: do they even know theyre in here

 

kunigami: assembly

we'll be back in 30-40 mins

 

aiku: get off ur phone

 

kunigami: no

im seeing what this is

 

aiku: they see us

get off broooo

 

kunigami: oh shit

 

kunigami has went offline.

 

aiku: lmfao

they dont see us

11 participants reacted with "😭"

but anyways what he said

30-40 minutes

 

rin: oh

ok

 

bachira: /╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\

 

isagi: wtf is that

 

bachira: your legs when we 1v1 eachother in soccer

 

isagi: dude no

those are ur legs breaking from sitting on the bench for so long

 

bachira: oh youre talking

howd you even get into the soccer team

youre buns bro

 

isagi: no tf im not

pipe down you are superior

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LMFAOAOAOAOOO

 

bachira: LOLLLL

WERE SO FUNNY

 

isagi: FRRR

 

hiori: are they mental

10 participants react with "☝"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kurona: and we wait..!

 


 

         20+ participants are online

 

isagi: they might be here now

REVEAL YOURSELVES

 

hiori: "dont make me do it myself" ahh

 

isagi: im going to shoot you

 

hiori: no captain dont throw me off the ship

it wont happen again.

 

isagi: yoooooo???

stfuuuu??

thanksssss????

hiori reacted with "🙂"

 

ness: ohhh

 

isagi: what

 

ness: nothing 🤐

 

shidou: AYYYYY

WHATS UP

wait whats this

 

kaiser: a groupchat

are you stupid

 

shidou: why tf r u so rude

like yes i can see its a gc 😐

 

kaiser: then why did you ask

 

shidou: bruh

 

kaiser: ??

 

isagi: and who added YOU here

 

kaiser: why are you following me

get off of my meat

 

isagi: ew stop

dont say that

ur a pedophiel

no spt

 

kaiser: ?

 

karasu: sorry he gets nervous when he talks to people he likes

dont worry

its all natural

 

bachira: isagi has the biggest crush ever on kaiser

its sosososoosooo crazy

he loves you a lot (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

 

kaiser: oh

okay

 

chigiri: isagis lockscreen is literally a mirror pic of him and kaiser together

its so cute

 

kaiser: oh yeah we're matching

16 participants react with "😲"

mine is that too

 

chigiri: OH WAIT WHATT

 

kaiser: and im not surprised that he has a crush on me

i mean look at me

 

ness: whatever keeps your wine sparkling

 

barou: debatable

 

shidou: the glaze

 

aiku: okay kiddo

 

niko: why are u here

pedophile

 

aiku: you kiss boys

 

niko: WHAT THE FUCK

NO I DONT

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT

btw i kiss your mom in bed

 

aiku: wtf

 

rin: youre weird.

 

reo: since you've stepped foot into this gc youve only been throwing insults at people

get a life dude

not everything needs you to make a comment

 

nanase: look buddy you might be taking this a teeny bit too seriously

but thats okay!

 

niko: whys he spewing paragraphs

that was NOT needed bro 💔💔

 

lorenzo: whyd he take it so personally

 

isagi: 

 

chigiri: dont think we forgot about you and kaiser

matching wallpapers is soooo lovey dovey and couple

 

bachira: yeah isagi

is there something you need to tell us ヾ(・ω・*)ノ

 

isagi: i just scrolled up and WHY WOULD U GUYS SAY THAT

OMG I HATE IT HERE

KAISER WJHAT THEY SAID WERE LIES

LIEKS

PLEASE

I DOTN LIKE YOU

AHHHHHHHHH

 

chigiri: he literally just let out the loudest scream ever

btw kuni wanna go out today

we could go get ice cream and go to the park

 

kunigami: yeah that sounds fine

 

chigiri: okay meet at my dorm at around threee

 

kunigami: okay 👍

chigiri reacted with "❤"

 

otoya: are they dating

 

sendou: are you sped

what do you think

 

otoya: k sorry

 

aiku: woah sendou

that was mean

 

sendou: sorry

 

aiku: thats it baby

 

kurona: ew. :V

gross gross gross

 

karasu: u say that to every couple ever

 

kiyora: yeah

not everything has to be gross

 

kurona: watteverrrr 🦈

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shidou: is sae bae here

9 participants reacted with "🙄"

wink wink

yo shut up

 

bachira: yeas im pretty sure i added everyone !!!!

 

shidou: oh yeahhh

i am so shooting my shots

and also giving back shots today

 

barou: no genuinely you are digusting

 

shidou: i dont care

 

barou: kys

shidou reacted with "😱"

 

lorenzo: you wouldnt say that to me

right baby

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barou channnn

 

barou: shut the fuck up

 

lorenzo: you love meee 😉

rightthtthtttt

 

barou has went offline.

 

lorenzo: wait im coming to your dorm

dont move

 

lorenzo has went offline.

 

niko: are they dating

 

kurona: yah

if they are then grossss :V

 

shidou: to be honest i dont know

are they

guys

 

aiku: not sure

 

kaiser: i dont know

 

sendou: are they

 

tokimitsu: They can't be

 

kunigami: i dont know

 

ness: idk

 

sae: why should i care enough to know

 

shidou: SAEEUESUSUEP

HEYY BABU

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

 

sae: um

hey shidou

 

shidou: HORIHFUEIOJJHIEUYWUEWU

HOLLYYY SHIT IM GONNA BSUUTUDT

 

rin: stay away from my brother.

lukewarm piece of shit.

 

shidou: yo chillax its not like i was flirting with you

gosh why do you need to be so snappy for no reason

shut up

 

rin: give me one reason why i shouldnt smash your head right now.

 

shidou: i love sae

 

rin: im going to fucking kill you.

 

sae: rin calm down

hes not doing any harm to you

no need to be so aggressive.

 

shidou: yah what saesae said

 

rin: .

 


 

         12+ participants are online

 

bachira: is anyone up to ft 🙁

i cant sleep well (〒﹏〒)

 

rin: oh i can

call me

 

bachira: YAYAYYAYY OKAY RINRINN

I LVOEE YOUUORU <3

 

rin: oh

uhm

love you too

.

<3

 

bachira has gone offline.

 

isagi: what the fuck

 

rin has gone offline.

 

isagi: ?

someone sleep call me too

 

kaiser: i can

 

isagi: someone else

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LOOK I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HERE

UGH WHATEVER

@kaiser lets go i guess.

 

kaiser: okay

you call me?

 

isagi: ok.

 

isagi has went offline.

kaiser has went offline.

 

hiori: awww

 

nanase: wait they are kind of cute together

i can see it working out!

 

chigiri: yeah it would tbh

if kaiser wasnt such a prick all the time

but its fine

if isagis happy then i am

19 participants reacted with "😄"

 

kurona: same!

 

bachira: ya (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) 

 

ness: can we talk about the elephant in the room

 

aiku: wait what is it

 

ness: you

youre fucking big

 

aiku: .

 

niko: LOLLL

 

karasu: that is lowkey crazy

pls fight back

if i was u i would NOT take that 💔

 

aiku: i am simply just going to remain civil

because

i am i student athlete

and

 

ness: shut up

aiku reacted with "😶"

Notes:

hahah im so funny
i love karasu and kaiser btw 💗