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Trump point of view
I was enjoying my day bcuz i was th new president of AMERICA! I was very excited to invade mexico or was it greenland i forgor. .I was walking to my ceremony while attempting to kiss my “wife”.
though to let you in on a little secret she was not really my wife but we were forced to marry by our parents since she was a lesbian to kamala karres while I was… I’ll switch to another topic later but we were practically in a ❣️lavender marriage💕💞.
I nervously 👉👈gave a speech to the world, talking about closed bored nd the usual stuff xd. I noticed my ex husband Joe biden looking at me contemplating and I felt like crying in front of the stage..! Joseph was so intinmenteijg i wished my new husband elon musk was there next to me. After i finished my speech i saw kamala harris and melania making out i smirked at them because lets go lesbians and my former political rival gave me the middle finger 🙄😒.
After the ceremony I went to my hubby musk and we danced together in the ballroom. My maga politicians were angyr on why i was gay but i smirked and said “gay rights!!!!” Kiberals cheered for me. Then they called me the f slur. I was still dancing with Elon musk since he was my submissive husband, but he suddenly clutched his stomach while s creaming.
“WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?” I roared because I thought my omega was being assasinated by someone (like him months ago and now he has anxiety over being in big places 🥺). “THE BABY IT'S COMING OUTTT” he screamed. Someone dialed the ambulance so we both got inside
After long and extensive birthing
“You have two beautiful twins and ambulance bills!” the doctor said happily. I smiled at the two baby boys that we were raising in our great and glorious nation, I had to go out of the room and into the waiting room tho because of aftercare. Looking to my right there was Melanie smirking at me. “Why are you smirking?” I was exasperated. She smirked and said “I guess pregnancies are very stressful after all” i rolled my eyes at her cockiness because what does she know shes a woman dumb bitcfh 🤣
It was midnight now, I was sleeping in the guest room waiting for my husband to recover so we could start a TRADITIONAL family. All of a sudden i hear a loud and piercing scream over at the room where my huband was. I was shooken and I ran immediately to save Elon.
Barged in the door, and the sight I saw made the orange of my skin pale. Joe biden was trying to murder Musk.
“B-Biden?!”