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[The following is a transcript of a video that appears on the Ladyblog]
Hi girls and guys and in general every fan of the Ladyblog! We've gathered here today... Ok, ok, I'm joking. No one is getting married. Yet! But once you see what we're talking about today, it might seem like there might be a wedding soon.
So, I'm sure you're all aware of an article that has been the hot topic of the day for a week now. The views count is astronomical and the comments are a hoot. Thanks to everyone who contributed to that and I have to say that I've been approached with suggestions that might fill a follow-up article!
Is it getting hot in here already? Phew! Of course we're talking about "The 10 weirdest places Ladybug and Chat Noir have been caught having sex". As usual, a reminder that we're trying to keep this clean in spite of the titillating topic. So please refrain from comments of explicit nature. Otherwise, I'm all for hearing what you have to say.
But before we look at what the readers have to say, we have a special guest today who has first-hand experience so to say and can give us valuable insight. It's Ladybug herself!
Um, hi everyone.
First, I would like to note that you wanted to give this interview. Out of courtesy, I reached out to both of you for comments on the article, but I didn't pester your or anything.
Yes, of course. I'm here because I want to and because I have some things I'd like to say. Before, well, someone does something stupid and blames us for being a bad example.
Sorry, did anyone accuse you of that?
Not outright, no. I'm honestly flabbergasted by the positive reactions to this rather unconventional article. But I'm also worried because there is always at least one person who will try to replicate and... yeah.
I can see why you would be concerned. Especially looking at number 2.
That's a good point to start this, I guess. First and foremost, we were not having sex while hanging off the side of the Montparnasse tower!
It sure looks like this. There is a picture I could include because it wasn't very graphic.
It wasn't graphic because there wasn't anything to see. Is this a good moment for me to mention that I didn't know that our fans were so adept with drones!
That must have come as a surprise to you, I can imagine. Will you let us know what happened and set the record straight?
Oh, it was just more of the usual. Chat Noir was being his silly self and slipped and fell and I had to catch him.
And this explains how you ended up hanging on your yo-yo. But then?
Then... it just happened, ok? We were just kissing.
Ahem, that looks like more than kissing.
Maybe a touch of dry humping. It was quite a thrilling experience so forgive me for forgetting the details.
It does look rather thrilling. I still can't imagine how you agreed to this. Chat Noir must be very persuasive.
You have no idea. I mean, it's all his fault, yes.
After you shed light on this, we can remove it from the list. That leaves nine others...
Oh dear.
I imagine that you have something to say about number 5?
The top of the Eiffel Tower? I think that this one isn't a moot point. It did happen, I regret to inform you.
Wasn't it a little... breezy?
The suits take care of that. Most of it anyway. It was also a warm night. Anyway. Without going into too much details, I have no objections to that one.
Which one do you object to then?
Um. S*cough*even.
I didn't hear you, sorry
Seven.
Oh, the rooftop of Le Grand Paris?
That's the one, I'm afraid.
I have a photo going along with that one but I couldn't really include it. It was rather...
I would have objected on the spot if I'd known that we were being photographed!
Except that this would have been difficult since your mouth seemed rather full.
Alya!
I'm just stating the facts! Without being too graphic about it.
Since you know, why is this even in the top 10? Is this even classified as sex or...
It really depends on your definition, I guess. I agree on the basis of it being a sexual act at a rather daring location. So if you admit that this wasn't photoshopped, which I must say was my first reaction....
It wasn't.
Goodness. And what about number 10?
I'm pretty sure you can't have a photo for this one!
Well, no. But the akuma saw you and he told someone else before they forgot and...
I was so ready to deny it.
Honestly? The sewers? Oh, wait, we have Chat Noir on the line.
He's joining us as well??
You didn't know?
N-no. I'm afraid to imagine what he has to say about all this.
Hey there bugaboo, I hope you didn't miss me too much!
What are you doing here?
I thought that Alya told you that I'd be here. I was just late.
I thought that she knows! Aren't you joined at the hip or... well, other body parts, most of the time?
He didn't tell me!
I knew that you'd react like that.
My, my, looking at the two of you bickering like that, it's hard to imagine that you can't keep your hands off each other.
Alya, Alya...
Oh dear, here it goes.
You know about make up sex, right?
It's not make up sex!
Ok, but it's the same idea. All that tension has to find an outlet. Sex is as good as any.
Oooh, ok, I see it now. Yes. Was this what happened in the sewers by any chance? You know, it was the middle of an akuma fight and you did just...
Yes, this was what happened! Can we not comment further?
Why get all huffy about this, m'lady? I thought that we wanted to be open about this.
Go and tell the people just how irresistible you are while you're at it.
They already know. So do you.
Aw. You' two are so sweet. So, sometimes Chat Noir falls, sometimes he's too irresistible...
Too often.
And sometimes Ladybug wants a snack.
Hey!
No need to go all red in the face. We're all adults here. And sometimes it's just me wanting to spoil her.
Oh, Chat Noir, could this be about...
No!
I'm afraid she doesn't want me to talk about it.
Number 1? The Eurostar train to London. Like, right on top of it. Seriously.
It's the vibrations. They can be...
Aaah, yes. I totally get it.
Kitty, you didn't have to tell everyone about this.
Sorry, m'lady. They kind of know already, remember?
Unfortunately, I do.
That has been rather enlightening. Any other instances you'd like to comment on?
Nope. I think the rest all got it right.
Well, I have to say that I never took you for this adventurous. Especially Ladybug.
Oh, you have no idea.
Chat Noir!
My lips are sealed.
Well, at least this time they are not busy with...
Alya!
I think we're done here. Although we never got to the public service announcement.
It should be obvious, honestly. Don't try this! We're superheroes, we have protection that others don't. We're not trend setters. We don't want to go around saving people from embarrassing and dangerous situations they got themselves into because they thought it would be hot.
I'm afraid that plenty of people already do this even without your inspiring input. But yes, this is a good message.
Just... forget about it?
I think it's pretty obvious that they can't.
Ugh. Ok, then be careful. Also, we're sorry that this has somehow become public knowledge. We're hoping we won't get arrested for public indecency. In all of those cases, we were pretty sure we weren't noticed.
But we were. And yes, we're sorry for being too horny.
Apology accepted, if I may speak for everyone. It's a lot of free entertainment after all. I haven't had any calls from the authorities, so you should be fine.
And after we end the call, you can tell me about the other times we've been caught.
Sure, Chat Noir, no problem.
You'll be the death of me!
I mean, so we can be more careful in the future!
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