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“You want me to what?”
“It’s really not that different to what you normally do.”
“It damned well is.”
“It’s not. You’re just being obstinate. Sir.”
“I notice, Sergeant, you always call me ‘sir’ when you’ve said something mean.”
“We always hurt the ones we love, sir. Now, can we please get on with this?”
“No means no.”
“I promise you’ll enjoy it.”
“Just how do you plan to manage that?”
“I have my ways.”
“Sergeant, you could promise me dinner, a pint, a backrub, and a blow job under me desk. I’m still not wearing those purple bloody socks.”