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Ranger’s Apprentice: The Digital Archives

Summary:

[Gilan Davidson has started a group chat.]
[Gilan Davidson added Horace Altman, Cassandra, Will Treaty, and 6 Others]

Gilan makes a group chat, supposedly in preparation for the royal wedding. Nobody is convinced, however, and chaos ensues.

Or; a Ranger’s Apprentice chatfic.

Notes:

What is up gamers. I’m Ame but around here I’m the Almond Ranger even though I’d never actually make it in the Ranger Corps

Ummm first fanfic here! I terrorize the EPIC fandom too don’t worry I’m everywhere

Fair warning, updates will be. Very erratic and unscheduled. Oopsies

Chapter 1: Gilan causes problems, nobody is shocked

Chapter Text

Gilan Davidson started a group chat.

 

Gilan Davidson added Horace Altman, Cassandra, Will Treaty, and 6 Others.

 

Gilan: Hey losers

Gilan: Oh I should name the chat that

 

Gilan Davidson renamed the chat to “Losers”

 

Will: huh

Halt: What is this for

Gilan: The wedding... duh

Halt: I. Highly doubt that

Halt: Wh y did you name the chat losers

Gilan: It’s the first thing I said

Halt: No it’s the second . The first thing you said was hey

Gilan: 🤫

Halt: ???

Pauline: Hello.

Horace: ??? We were doing fine Gilan

Gilan: :]

Duncan: hello all

Will: Gil. Gil what’s this actually for

Crowley: Well hello I guess. I think Gilan just wants to cause problems …

Halt: Anyone with half a brain knows that

Crowley: I am neither encouraging nor discouraging this behavior ^_^

Erak: whatt . the actual shut

Erak: shit**

Erak: ducking hate phones

Erak: hi

Alyss: …Hi?

Will: hi Alyss :D

Alyss: Hello :)

Horace: Is my wife here even

Cassandra: Not wife yet. But yeah

Horace: Yay!!

Halt: Sigh

Pauline: I do believe this is going to cause problems.

Gilan: Yes ma’am I can confirm this

Halt: Gilan you are sleeping in a tree

Gilan: I’M NOT EVEN YOUR APPRENTICE ANYMORE

Halt: Do you think that’ll stop me. Genuinely

Gilan: not really actually

Pauline: Halt.

Halt: yes ma’am

Gilan: Aight username check

Halt: what

 

Gilan Davidson changed their name to Gil 🔥

 

Gil 🔥 changed Halt O’Carrick’s name to OLD guy

 

OLD guy: Fucking excuse me

Gil 🔥: <3

 

Gil 🔥 changed Will Treaty’s name to chocho

 

chocho: NOT THIS AGAIN

Gil 🔥: it’s a term of great respect :)

chocho: NO

 

Gil 🔥 changed Horace Altman’s name to kurokuma

 

kurokuma: ok I guess

 

Gil 🔥 changed Crowley Meratyn’s name to the Boss™️

 

OLD guy: ok why are you being nice to HIM. he’s older than me he’s the old guy

Gil 🔥: Hes the commandant I’m not doing shit

the Boss™️: smart choice 👍

Gil 🔥: Ok I’m out of ideas. The rest of y’all are getting names Later

Cassandra: I’m a bit worried now

Erak: I domt really give afuck

OLD guy: I’m too old for this

Gil 🔥: Hence the name change

OLD guy: Shut

chocho: Gilan why are you like this

Gil 🔥: Why aren’t you

chocho: because I have a sense of self preservation

Gil 🔥: Can’t relate 😔

kurokuma: you really didn’t need to use the wedding as an excuse to start a group chat

Gil 🔥: I don’t know what you’re talking about, this IS for the wedding

the Boss™️: Sure it is

Gil 🔥: I prooomise. :)

 

Chapter 2: Gilan causes problems, part II

Summary:

I’LL GET TO THE STORY EVENTUALLY I just. Entirely forgot what I was gonna do with this chapter. Apologies for how short this one is.

Sorry folks I left you starving for much longer than I intended, I really appreciate the support I’ve gotten on this already, though!

I have no doubt that I’ll finish this, I just have many, many prior commitments on AO3 alone, including ANOTHER chatfic and a full semi-original series.....

And!! A Hunger Games AU featuring some beloved characters from THIS fandom.... and many others! Unfortunately, that one’s also going slow, but do stay tuned if you’re interested!

As you can see, I’m a very busy person. But I’ll come around for you guys eventually!

Alright, Almond Ranger signing off... for now :]

Notes:

Psst, I have no clue what happened to the font at the beginning. I tried fixing it. I failed. Oops

Chapter Text

Losers

 

Gil 🔥: Morning guys

OLD guy: die

Gil 🔥: WOAH

Gil 🔥: WHAT’D I DO 😨

OLD guy: haven’t had my coffee yet

OLD guy: don’t chat to me

Gil 🔥: Oh word ok

Gil 🔥: Wait WHERE did you learn that

OLD guy: you

Gil 🔥: 🙂

The Boss™️: I see we’re already threatening people with death

OLD guy: I didnt threaten him I just told him to die

The Boss™️: Still kinda rude don’t you think

OLD guy: when has that stopped me

chocho: ghghghghgh morning

OLD guy: hi

Gil 🔥: Oh but you’re being nice to HIM I see how it is.

OLD guy: he’s my son and he did nothing wrong

Gil 🔥: IM YOUR SON

OLD guy: no you’re Crowley’s son I disowned you

The Boss™️: Wait why are you dragging me into this

Erak: hello

Gil 🔥: HIIII

Erak: why.are you screaming

Gil 🔥: Because

Pauline: Halt.

OLD guy: what did I do

Pauline: You’re telling people to die.

OLD guy: ok it’s One person and I still haven’t had my coffee

Pauline: And?

OLD guy: fair point sorry

chocho: guhhhhh

chocho: can we not fight first thing in the morning :(

chocho: actually. this is a chat full of rangers nvm

Alyss: Good morning

chocho: hii :D

Gil 🔥: I have a job to finish. (Said cryptically)

kurokuma: WHAT. are you scheming.

Gil 🔥: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

kurokuma: somewhere

 

Gil 🔥 changed Alyss Mainwaring’s name to will’s gf or something

 

will’s gf or something: Really

Gil 🔥: My bad I’ll fix it later……..

 

Gil 🔥 changed Erak Starfollower’s name to cannot type

 

cannot type: I canr even argue wuth that

OLD guy: you’re really not creative

Gil 🔥: Pauline he’s being mean to me again.

OLD guy: i am not

Pauline: Halt.

OLD guy: yes ma’am

 

Gil 🔥 changed Cassandra’s name to the Bride ✨✨

 

the Bride ✨✨: I’ll kill you

Gil 🔥: pls don’t 🙂

Duncan: No killing people

the Bride ✨✨: Aw man