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  1. Good Deal by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug  

    26 Jan 2025

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    Me: he’s actually trying sexting me
    Felix: who?
    Me: yesterday’s guy from the club that you made me give my number too, of course!
    Me: and he’s awful at this!!!
    Me: I’m either going to die laughing right now or I’m going to throw up
    Me: I’ve never been so uninspired by the idea of ​​a blow job in my life
    Me: I think he just cured my oral fixation
    Me: you have to save me, Alya!
    Me: it’s all your fault!
    Felix: I’ve been saying for a long time that you need to learn to stand up to people and not let them make decisions for you
    Me: what?!
    Me: when did you tell me that????!
    Me: damn
    Me: Felix!
    Me: shame on you!
    Me: couldn’t you tell me right away that I was texting in the wrong chat?!
    Me: you saw that it wasn’t meant for you!
    Felix: then how would I discover so many new things about your personal life?
    Me: since when are you interested in my personal life?!
    Felix: always

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