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Shelly walked over to the ichor machine to find vee, powered down, laying in a pool of water. Fucking shrimpo added insult to injury and fried her hardware too. Shelly didn't know about the 100 terabyte zip bomb. All she knew was the water damage.
So, she did the reasonable thing anyone would do in her current situation, and brought vee to the computer repair shop.
Shelly didn't know how to secure Vee to the back of the dinosaur she was using to go to the repair shop, so she tied her to her own body and rode out of gardenview and to the computer repair shop. (There was probably one on campus. Who knows.)
Once she got there, she untied the rope holding Vee on her back and asked the repair guys to fix her.
"Another robot? Please tell me it wasn't another zip bomb." He said.
Shelly told him that it was water damage.
She handed her girlfriend over, and sat in the lobby to wait. In the meantime, she played the no internet dinosaur game. (Where did she get this device from?)
In the repair room, the robot surgeon found Vee's hard drive.
"Fuck. It's fried! She's short circuited AND got a goddamned zip bomb!!!" He got to work replacing her hardware and stuff. (Idk about this process, and I don't really want to research it for a dw crack fic)
The situation was intense, with a whole team of repair people surrounding Vee, face down on the repair table like a bunch of surgeons doing surgery on a person. The only difference was that their patient was a machine, and they were technicians.
Pretty soon, they had removed the damaged parts and replaced the hard drive. (Only the zip bomb was removed. She will still remember that Shrimpo killed her. Somehow. I'm not a computer expert.)
They booted her up, and she turned on.
"Fuck you, Shrimpo." She said as she got off the repair table.
Then, the manager came out. "Oh, hey Vee! Our favorite customer! Welcome back!"
Vee left the room and saw Shelly in the lobby waiting for her.
"Yay!" Shelly said.
"Shrimpo sent me a zip bomb."
They both got back in the dinosaur and went back to gardenview to get revenge on Shrimpo before he could kill any other toons.
THE END.