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The UA Staff Chat -

Rat-Demon: As some of you know, someone hacked into UA last night.

Sex’N’Sleep:...why did I just get a chill down my spine?

Loudass: I think we all did.

Yee’d Yo Haw: Bad Vibes.

Rat-Demon: I found the hacker!

BloodBoi:...please tell me they're still alive. I am not equipped to hide a body right now.

Dry-Eye: weak. I'm always equipped to hide a body.

The Void: mad concerning, Aizawa-kun!

Dry-Eye: thanks, I try.

Haunted: @Loudass, come get yo man, he's being ominous again.

Loudass: Bold of you to assume I'm not also entirely equipped to hide a body.

Blockhead: Sometimes I forget that you're both feral, and then I'm violently reminded.

Rat-Demon: It was a child! A child hacked UA!

The Void:...are you shitting me?

Yee'd Yo Haw:...either our defences are shit or that's a really smart kid. Idk which option I prefer.

Haunted: please don't tell me you killed a child, my mental health is already SHATTERED

Rat-Demon: Of course not! I adopted him! I now understand why humans choose to procreate because I've legally had this boy for three hours and I'd kill everyone for him if he asked!

Sex’N'Sleep: BAD VIBES

BloodBoi: Did Not Like That

Diggy: Nedzu, it's wrong to kidnap children!

Rat-Demon: No, he's legally adopted. His mother was abusing him, as were his teachers. I'm suing them as we speak.

Loudass: things I did not expect to experience today: Nedzu becoming a father?

Dry-Eye: so a child hacked into UA, you researched into his life, got his abusive mother arrested, and then adopted him?

Rat-Demon: Yes!

Dry-Eye: Understandable. When do we meet him?

BloodBoi: HOW IS THAT UNDERSTANDABLE?

Dry-Eye: would you prefer the child still be in danger, abused, scared, alone, and smart enough to hack UA without Nedzu making sure he doesn't become a villain?

BloodBoi: You make an excellent point, I'm shutting up now.

Rat-Demon: Aizawa understands me! And you can meet him right now!

-Rat-Demon added GreenIzu to the chat!-

Rat-Demon: This is Izuku, my son. If any of you upset him, I'm taking your kneecaps and using them as saucers for my teacups!

GreenIzu: hi!

Sex’N'Sleep: I would die for you.

The Void: He's only said one word?

Sex’N'Sleep: no I just entered Nedzu’s office to give him some papers and saw Izuku for the first time.

Sex'N'Sleep: he's…so smol

Sex’N'Sleep: and he's so smart! He knows more about my quirk than I do! And he called me Miss Midnight!

Sex’N'Sleep: so, in summary, I am his aunt now and if any of you make him sad, I'm going to murder you and use your spine as my new whip!

BloodyBoi: all of you concern me. But hello, Izuku, it's nice to meet you!

GreenIzu: hi, Vlad King!

BloodyBoi:...did Nedzu tell you who I was?

Rat-Demon: No! He worked it out within .2 of a second! I was timing it!

Haunted: New Fear Unlocked: Nedzu’s green child.

Dry-Eye: I also just met him. I'm having joint custody. Hizashi, we have a son now.

Loudass: uhhhhh, what does Nedzu say about this?

Rat-Demon: I am not equipped to handle a human child full time! I am happy to share him with you and Aizawa!

GreenIzu: I GET TO STAY WITH ERASERHEAD AND PRESENT MIC?! This is the best day of my life!

GreenIzu:...unless it's too much of a bother, I know I'm annoying…

The Void: I've only just met you in the chat but you seem to be a very sweet and polite boy! I doubt you're annoying!

GreenIzu: Mama said I was…

Sex'N'Sleep: Where does she live? What's her home security like? What heroes patrol the area? :)))))

Loudass: Izuku, how old are you?”

GreenIzu: fourteen, why?

Loudass: EXCELLENT, I CAN SWEAR. YOUR MOM IS FULL OF SHIT AND SHE DIDN'T DESERVE YOU.

GreenIzu: even if I don't have a quirk?

Dry-Eye: Even then. Especially then. You're smart enough to hack UA without a quirk? Sweet fucking God, you're a force of nature.

GreenIzu: do you guys think I can be a hero? Without a quirk?

Sex'N'Sleep: Yes, of course.

Haunted: Yes.

Blockhead: it might be a tiny bit harder, but yes!

Loudass: Hell yeah!

Dry-Eye: if that's what you want to do then I will personally make sure you achieve that dream.

BloodyBoi: I don't see why not, a quirk is just a tool!

Rat-Demon: Izuku is currently sobbing into a couch cushion right now. Apparently several heroes told him no. Including All Might. I shall be gone from the school tomorrow for several little chats. Aizawa, Yamada, please take care of Izuku in that time :))))

Loudass: fuck em up, Nedzu!

Rat-Demon: oh, don't worry! I shall!

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GreenIzu: Can I ask you guys about your quirks?

Loudass: I'd genuinely be so sad if you didn't!

The Void: Sure, kid!

BloodyBoi: of course.

GreenIzu: Fuck yeah! Anyways I'm going to start with Thirteen, if that's okay?

The Void: Lay it on me, sweetie!

GreenIzu: So your quirk creates black holes! Do you think that if you went diving in the ocean and you activated it, you could change the currents of the ocean? Or start a tsunami?

Haunted: New Fear Unlocked: the possibility of what Izuku just asked.

The Void:....holy shit.

GreenIzu: I'm taking that as a yes! I love your quirk! I'll leave some analysis notes on your desk tomorrow for you?

The Void: I Would Die For You!

GreenIzu: please don't!

BloodyBoi: respectfully, you scare the shit out of me, Izuku.

Dry-Eye: That's my boy.

Rat-Demon: That's my boy!

Loudass: That's my boy!

Yee'd Yo Haw: The power of fatherhood right there.

Loudass: oh, sorry, my pronouns are she/her today!

Yee'd Yo Haw: and motherhood!*

GreenIzu: y’all!

Loudass: nvm he said y’all

GreenIzu: fuck you, mom.

Loudass:....

Haunted: why is Yamada screaming hysterically?

Haunted: oh, that's why.

Haunted: F in the chat for Yamada, KO’d by a small child calling her Mom.

Dry-Eye: F

BloodyBoi: F

Sex'N'Sleep: F

Blockhead: F

The Void: F

Rat-Demon: F

Loudass: fuck you all, I'm just emotional and love my son so much already!

Chapter Text

-The UA Staff Groupchat-

Bloodyboi: Nedzu, are you in the vents again?

Rat-Demon: I am out of the school on business today.

Diggy: I heard it too. We must have rats. Other than Nedzu, I mean.

GreenIzu: who the fuck you calling a rat?

Loudass: I am WHEEZING. Izuku just dropped from the ceiling and Vlad spilled his coffee everywhere and screamed like a little bitch.

Dry-Eye: excellent job, Izuku.

GreenIzu: parental affection? What is this?

Loudass: imma need you to come here right now so I can hug you and smother you in parental affection, please and thank you.

GreenIzu: say less, are you my mom, my pops, or my ren right now?

Loudass: ignoring the fact that I'm fucking sobbing and I love you very much and I appreciate you asking, I'm your pops right now!

GreenIzu: you got it, pops! Omw!

GreenIzu: Also, Nedzu isn't a rat! He's a stoat crossbred with an albino sun bear!

Sex'N'Sleep:...literally how do you know that?

The Void: Nedzu, is he right?

-Rat-Demon changed their name to SunStoat-Demon-

SunStoat-Demon: Yes! No one has ever been able to guess that! Well done, Izuku!

GreenIzu: if y'all keep praising me, imma actually gain some form of self confidence, smh.

Dry-Eye: Good. You deserve to have confidence in yourself and be happy.

Loudass: Good, you're a very sweet kid and I adore you.

Sex'N'Sleep: Good, you're the best nephew anyone could ask for.

Diggy: Good, you're very smart and you're going to be a great hero.

Haunted: Good, you're kind and clever and you might take over the world one day but I'm down for that tbh.

The Void: Good, because we love you and want you to feel good about yourself.

BloodyBoi: Good, because you're long overdue some praise.

GreenIzu: m fkn sobbingst omg

Loudass: He is, in fact, sobbing. He came barrelling into my office and hugged me and started absolutely bawling.

Loudass: I would die for him in a heartbeat.

GreenIzu: pls don't!

Sex'N'Sleep: Everyone who would die and/or kill for Izuku, say aye

Loudass: Aye!

Dry-Eye- Aye.

Diggy: Aye!

The Void: AYE

SunStoat-Demon: Aye.

BloodyBoi:...aye.

Haunted: Aye

Yee'd Yo Haw: Aye!

GreenIzu: How about we don't do that?

GreenIzu: don't want the only people who seem to care about me for some reason to die lmao

Sex'N'Sleep: Kiddo, you are getting so fucking SNUGGLED when I managed to get you out of Yamada’s grasp! You deserve love! And affection!

GreenIzu: I'd like that, Auntie.

The Void: Kayama just started hysterically sobbing, oh my god.

GreenIzu: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to upset you!

Sex'N'Sleep: Shut the fuck up, you're so precious and I adore you and imma be the best goddamn Auntie ever.

GreenIzu: you already are!

Sex'N'Sleep: we are going SHOPPING and I am going to BUY you things and we are going to eat ICE CREAM

GreenIzu: isn't that a waste of your money? Save it for something more important.

Sex'N'Sleep: I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this…

Sex'N'Sleep: Literally nothing on this earth is more important to me than you, sweetheart.

Loudass: aaaand he's crying again.

Loudass: Hey, Nedzu? Want to add withholding food to the list of crimes his mother did. Because I have an armful of sobbing child and also if I move, I'm committing a murder.

Dry-Eye:...I have no child in my arms and I have no moral qualms about murder.

BloodyBoi: if I wasn't 100% also having the same feeling, I'd be concerned about that.

The Void:...I'll fucking kill her

Yee'd Yo Haw:...I'll fucking help

GreenIzu: you're overreacting! It wasn't real bad!

Loudass: Did you, or did you not, just tell me that “mama didn't like when I ate because it was a waste of her hard-earned money to feed a disappointment like me”?

GreenIzu:...yes?

SunStoat-Demon: Izuku, I would like you to talk to a therapist. That is not healthy, and I realise that I have not seen you eat more than two meals in the last two days.

SunStoat-Demon: Don't worry, Yamada, it's being added to the charges as we speak.

Dry-Eye: Izuku, love, that's not normal or healthy. That was abuse.

Dry-Eye: Or to put it in a way you'll understand - how would you feel if I started refusing to let Yamada eat?

GreenIzu: I'd fucking kill you where you stood.

GreenIzu: Oh.

Dry-Eye: Yeah, oh.

Loudass: Have I truly gone off the deep end? Because it genuinely warmed my heart that Izuku got so angry about that.

Dry-Eye: You were also abused, both of you have messed up views of what affection is.

Loudass: Yeah…that's true.

GreenIzu: Someone hurt Pops? Who? Where? When? Are they still alive?

Loudass: They're gone now, sweetheart. Nedzu and Shouta helped me. Got me into therapy and got me safe. Like they're trying to help you.

GreenIzu:...okay, I'll talk to a therapist. But only if Dad comes with me.

Dry-Eye: Me? Why me? I mean, of course I will, but I'm not the most comforting person available.

GreenIzu: Because you let me be silent when I want to. Because you're kind and you help calm my anxiety down.

Dry-Eye: I can't fucking cry but by God, I think I want to.

Dry-Eye: of course I'll go to your therapy sessions with you, Izuku.

SunStoat-Demon: Excellent. I'm proud of you, I'm going to add Lunch Rush and Hound Dog to the chat now.

-SunStoat-Demon added Munch Bunch and Kibble to the chat-

SunStoat-Demon: Please read the chat and then comment what is needed.

Munch Bunch: Okay, a meal plan for Izuku is needed. Several smaller meals throughout the day will be much better for getting weight on his body to a healthy level. I'll start a plan now. Izuku, is there anything you're allergic to? And what's your favourite food?

GreenIzu:...thank you, Mr Lunch Rush. I'm allergic to mushrooms, grapefruit, and pineapples. My favourite food is Katsudon!

Munch Bunch: You're very welcome, Izuku. Oh, and feel free to ask me any questions you have about my quirk!

GreenIzu: Hell yes!

Kibble: First of all, your mom sucks ass and I'm very glad Nedzu found you.

Kibble: Secondly, how about biweekly therapy sessions? 40 minutes each, I'll make sure to schedule them around Aizawa's patrols and classes.

GreenIzu: if that's okay!

Kibble: Kid, anything to make you more comfortable. We're here to support you.

GreenIzu: Please don't make me cry again, my eyes hurt.

Dry-Eye: Go take a nap, kid. We'll wake you when it's time for lunch.

GreenIzu:...you won't all watch me eat, right? Because that'll be awful.

Loudass: No, but we'll make sure you're actually eating what's on the plate, as much as you can.

Munch Bunch: Don't push yourself, your stomach will need time to get used to regular meals. Just eat what you can, and we'll be happy with it.

GreenIzu: I don't know what I did to deserve you all

SunStoat-Demon: Izuku, you don't have to do anything to deserve kindness. Now go to sleep, hm?

GreenIzu: mkay, night Aunties, Uncles, Pops, Dad, and Papa Nedzu.

Yee'd Yo Haw: I'm fkin sobbing, night kid.

Diggy: Everyone Is Sobbing

BloodyBoi: So are you!

Diggy: Never said I wasn't.

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-The UA Staff Group Chat-

SunStoat-Demon: Izuku, who is Bakugou Mitsuki and why is she all but breaking down my office door?

GreenIzu: Oh! She's Inko’s best friend. Used to be like an Auntie to me.

SunStoat-Demon: Understood. Am I alright to tell her about what has happened?

GreenIzu: Sure. Worst case scenario is she explodes.

Loudass: Uh, what?

Yee'd Yo Haw: What was that loud bang?

SunStoat-Demon: I did not think you meant that literally. Her quirk is explosions.

SunStoat-Demon: Izuku, you have burn scars.

SunStoat-Demon: Did she cause them?

GreenIzu: Not her, no.

Dry-Eye: Not liking the careful wording of that, Izuku.

SunStoat-Demon: Her son, Bakugou Katsuki, shares the same quirk. He went to your middle school. The same middle school I'm suing for quirk discrimination and turning a blind eye to abuse.

GreenIzu: …

Sex'N'Sleep: Today's a great day to murder a teenager!

Loudass: We aren't killing anyone!

GreenIzu: Thank you, Mom!

Loudass: Irreparable maiming, however? Entirely on the table!

GreenIzu: Mom, no.

GreenIzu: Kacchan didn't take it well when I didn't get a quirk. We were going to be heroes together! But everyone told us that I couldn't be anything but a burden because I don't have a quirk, and then he got angry.

The Void: So he hurt you? Repeatedly? That's not okay, Izuku. And I think you know that.

The Void: Sure, there were environmental factors, but it was entirely his choice to start hurting you.

Dry-Eye: Do I have to use another example so you understand that it isn't acceptable?

GreenIzu: Is that a genuine offer?

Dry-Eye: Yes. Sometimes we need things explained in a different way to understand. Sadly, with the way your brain works (and Hizashi’s too), that often needs to be an extreme scenario regarding someone you love.

GreenIzu: Then yes, please.

Dry-Eye: Alright. Imagine if Midnight and Thirteen had decided that they would raise a cat together. Then it turns out that Thirteen is allergic to cats. So Midnight starts hurting them, and leaving scars. Would that be okay?

GreenIzu: No, that's out of their control and isn't fair.

GreenIzu: I think I get it now.

SunStoat-Demon: What would you like me to do, Izuku?

GreenIzu: I…don't know.

GreenIzu: Explain everything. Give Katsuki an ultimatum - either be blacklisted from UA (and likely from the other hero schools, knowing you), or intensive therapy.

GreenIzu: Mom, where are you? I want a hug.

Loudass: I've just dismissed my class a whole thirty minutes early and if any of you have an issue with that, then I'll scream at a frequency that boils your brain inside your skull, okay? I'm gonna hug the fuck out of my son.

Haunted: Literally no one had a problem with it, Yamada, don't worry.

BloodyBoi: New Fear Unlocked: Whatever the fuck Mic just said.

BloodyBoi: I hope you're okay, Izuku!

Munch Bunch: I put Izuku's comfort snacks in your office, Yamada!

Kibble: You're doing so well, Izuku.

GreenIzu: Then why do I feel awful?

Kibble: Because learning and healing hurts. But it'll fade eventually.

Loudass: He fell asleep on me and I can't feel my right arm at all but Cat Rules Apply.

Loudass: I'm stuck here either until he wakes up or until death.

Loudass: I'm okay with this.

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Diggy: Nedzu, why didn't you tell me that Izuku was a fucking great engineer?

Diggy: He just fixed a support item that I've spent two weeks struggling with. He did it in an hour.

SunStoat-Demon: I had no idea! How wonderful!

GreenIzu: You'd miscalculated slightly, that's all! I'm good at math!

Diggy: Nedzu, if this boy doesn't at the very least have a blended curriculum between the hero course and support, I'm going to go Apeshit.

Diggy: If that's what Izuku wants, of course! If he doesn't want to, that's entirely fine :)

GreenIzu: I could do that? A blended course?

SunStoat-Demon: Izuku, what part of me telling you I'd move heaven and earth for you didn't you get? It's never been done before, but I'll make sure it does if you want it!

GreenIzu: I'd like that, if it isn't too much work! Uncle Power Loader's lab is awesome.

Diggy: I would kill, maim, and die for you.

GreenIzu: How about no? How am I 14 and the impulse control for this entire chat?

Loudass: Heroes are feral! No one becomes a hero and has a fully working frontal lobe. I once saw Shouta bite a chunk out of a villain's shoulder!

Sex'N'Sleep: I don't think you or Shouta are good examples - you've both been feral since high school.

Dry-Eye: Do I need to mention the Tsubana Incident, Nemuri?

Sex'N'Sleep: …okay, you might have a point.

GreenIzu: What's the Tsubana Incident?

Loudass: Oh, Nemuri shattered every bone in her classmate's leg in multiple places because he was misgendering Thirteen.

GreenIzu: I see no issue with that. Good for her.

Sex'N'Sleep: And this is why you're my favourite!

Dry-Eye: Oh, I never saw an issue, but I'm just pointing out that Midnight is just as feral as we are.

The Void: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO TSUBANA?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A VILLAIN!

Sex'N'Sleep: If defending my friend makes me a villain, then I'll happy hand myself in the Tartarus Prison right now :)

The Void: Do Not. Also thank you! I love you, Nemuri!

GreenIzu: Transphobes can suck it.

SunStoat-Demon: Agreed!

Yee'd Yo Haw: TRANSPHOBES SUCK

Dry-Eye: rt

Loudass: YES

Diggy: rt

Munch Bunch: rt

BloodyBoi: RE-FUCKING-TWEET

Kibble: rt

Haunted: Fuck Transphobes

The Void: RT

Sex'N'Sleep: re-fuckin’-tweet

GreenIzu: In other news, I'm trans!

Loudass: Fuck yeah! Do we have your name and pronouns right?

GreenIzu: Yeah! My name is Izuku and I use he/him and they/them pronouns!

Dry-Eye: Binding safely?

GreenIzu: Mhm! I did a lot of research.

Dry-Eye: Good. I'm proud of you, kiddo.

GreenIzu: Fuck you, I'm crying again

Sex'N'Sleep: You're so valid, Izu! And tbf, when aren't you crying?

GreenIzu: Just because you're right doesn't mean you should say it!

Haunted: rt if you love and accept our nephew/son Izuku!
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Loudass: RT
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SunStoat-Demon: rt!
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Dry-Eye: rt
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The Void: rt!!!
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Sex'N'Sleep: RT
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Bloodyboi: rt
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(Four other people replied to this message)

GreenIzu: I love you guys so much

Blockhead: We love you too, kiddo.

Loudass: So much!

Chapter Text

-The UA Staff Group Chat-

*GreenIzu added Purple! to the chat*

Loudass: whatcha got there?

GreenIzu: Brother.

Dry-Eye: uh, what?

GreenIzu: Brother.

Yee'd Yo Haw: Gonna need a little bit more than that, kiddo.

GreenIzu: @SunStoat-Demon, I don't care what you have to do, who you have to blackmail, or who you have to kill - I want him as my brother.

Sex'N'Sleep: Sweetheart, what's going on?

SunStoat-Demon: I'll need his name and some details, Izuku.

GreenIzu: His name is Shinsou Hitoshi. He's got an awesome brainwashing quirk and they put a fucking muzzle on him.

Purple!: Don't tell them my quirk! They won't want to help!

Dry-Eye: How old are you, kid?

Purple!: 14.

Loudass: Shouta, I don't care what we have to do, I'm keeping him.

GreenIzu: Nedzu, help him. Please. Or so help me, I'll adopt him myself.

Haunted: I'm not sure that's how it works.

GreenIzu: Wrong. I'm quirkless and he has a so-called ‘villains quirk’. Quirkless people can emancipate themselves into legal adults from the age of thirteen upwards, considering most of us don't live past 17. I will make myself a legal adult, adopt Hitoshi and no one would blink or even do a background check because of quirk discrimination, rob a bank and move somewhere else. I'm not joking or being dramatic. I'm smart enough to do it and not get caught and you all know it.

The Void:...I'm genuinely so scared of you right now.

SunStoat-Demon: No need for that, don't worry, Izuku. I'm working on it. Breathe for me.

GreenIzu: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Dry-Eye: Where are you both? I'll come and get you.

Purple!: He's not responding. We're at --------- --------- ------.

Purple!: Holy fuck, wait! Nedzu?

Purple!: I'm going to join him having a panic attack. Peace out.

Diggy: Oh, fuck me.

BloodyBoi: @MunchBunch - maybe make some food when they get here? I can imagine they've been feeding him enough if they've kept him in a muzzle.

Loudass: I'm going to find who did this to a kid and I'm going to murder them.

Sex'N'Sleep: I'll fucking help.

Dry-Eye: We're almost at UA, they're curled up together in the back. I think Hitoshi needs to see Recovery Girl.

Dry-Eye: @Loudass, breathe, sweetheart. It'll be okay.

Loudass: No kid deserves to be muzzled. No matter their quirk. I fucking didn't and neither does our new son.

Kibble: Shit. Okay, clearing my schedule for if you want to drop in, Yamada.

Loudass: After I see that they're okay.

****

GreenIzu: I'm sorry for earlier. I got angry, I didn't mean to be so cold with you all.

SunStoat-Demon: It was an impressive display! It's alright, however, no one is angry at you.

Sex'N'Sleep: It's okay! It shows how good of a hero you'll be. Willing to do anything to save someone.

Haunted: Are you doing okay, Izuku? It must have been intense for you to witness.

GreenIzu: It was. I'm okay, I went to see Hound Dog and I'm processing it as we speak.

Purple!: Izuku, sincerely, what the fuck? When you said “my family will take care of it”, I did not expect your family to be Nedzu and the UA staff!

Purple!: But thank you. Also, when were you born?

GreenIzu: July 15th!

Purple!: fuck yeah! I'm an older brother! July 1st!

The Void: this is so sweet

GreenIzu: It's 15 days, we're basically twins. Which is better.

Purple!: Fuck yeah. Now, can I please have an introduction to whoever the fuck is in this chat?

Loudass: I'm Yamada Hizashi! I'm currently using they/them pronouns but they change. I'm genderfluid. My hero name is Present Mic.

The Void: I'm Thirteen! I use they/them pronouns.

Sex'N'Sleep: Kayama Nemuri. She/Her. I'm the R-Rated hero Midnight.

Dry-Eye: Shouta Aizawa. He/him. Eraserhead.

Purple!: ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW?

Purple!: that's fucking Eraserhead!

GreenIzu: I'm fucking wheezing. Hitoshi just dropped his phone. Apparently he's a big Eraserhead fan.

Dry-Eye: I'm an Underground Hero? Most other heroes don't even know about me?

Purple!: I've kind of been following you on your patrols for months?

Loudass: I'm sorry, you've WHAT

Yee'd Yo Haw: excuse the fuck out of me?

GreenIzu: Why is that shocking? I follow heroes too!

Sex'N'Sleep: I-

SunStoat-Demon: How interesting! And none of the heroes saw you?

Purple!: I think Eraserhead caught a glimpse of me a few times, but I'm small and I'm good at disappearing off roofs.

Diggy: I can feel some form of emotion within me. I don't know if it's awe, fear, or something like protective rage.

Dry-Eye: I'm sorry, you've been pitching yourself from rooftops every time I caught sight of you?

Purple!: For my own health, I feel like I should say no

GreenIzu: Is that not normal?

Loudass: I'm going grey with stress. You're killing your Ren, both of you.

Dry-Eye: WAIT. Last month I got cornered, and someone threw a can of soup at the villain trying to stab me. Was that you?

Purple!: mayhaps

GreenIzu: Use a brick next time. They're heavier than soup cans.

Kibble: Izuku, we don't condone violence.

The Void: Hound Dog, have you even met the people in this chat? Condoning violence is all we do.

GreenIzu: when they're trying to hurt our dad? You're lucky I'm not gifting Hitoshi throwing knives.

Haunted: How is this both heartwarming and terrifying?

Dry-Eye:...I need a fucking nap.