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- "Ramiel, A new person in the red gloves, sequence 6 beyonder, is that Correct?"
ramiel's new captain simply asked him.
- "Yes!". — Ramiel said, Hes been moved to a another red glove team ever since everyone died there.
He also knows the acting method but thats not very important.
- "Okay, Your first mission is... Clean the angel, merlin's mess, i suppose you know who?"
Merlin's.. Mess? THE ANGEL OF MIRACLES??
...Merlin hermes is an angel under Mr. Fool, the child of god and the great angel of all miracles.
- "What?"
- "...He isnt hostile or evil, only an odd angel."
Ramiel could hear the laughter of his new teammates.
Right after the captain talked to him a bit and left, one of his teammates, Sally walked over and put her right hand over Ramiel's shoulder.
- "I believe in you, we may have just met but i believe you can do it!!!!"
Ramiel : ??????
1 Hour later..
Ramiel believes he understands why.
There was a mess, Merlin and around him was a bunch of gold pounds, An uncountable amount.
- "uhhh...." — Ramiel watched as Merlin innocently smiled.
- "Ah! New person? Right the last got sent to intis.."
Intis? New person? Who am i?
Looking more clearly, the whole village was covered in gold pounds, No one seemed hurt but rather just weirded out.
- "I-im supposed to cl-clean that?...." — Ramiel barely could let out his word, his mind was in a state of shock.
Merlin smiled — "The kiddo wished for money, they didnt say how much!" — Merlin said happily.
Are you stupid? — Ramiel couldnt help but wonder that but that thought left as soon as it appeared, Ramiel really didnt wanna insult an angel then die.
...
- "Merlin, You grant wishes, right?"
- "mhm!"
- "Can i wish for this mess to be cleaned?"
- ":3.."
- "WHAT THE FUCK."
Asking for a wish didnt work, Merlin just makes a weird expression that creeps Ramiel out.
Ramiel noticed a brown haired carefree girl appearing out of nowhere next to him and Merlin just watching, She has a whole wine filled bottle in her left hand.
- "umm.."
- "I help when im needed to, You can do this!" — She gave him a pathetic thumbs up.
She seemed only lazy, Ramiel could NOT do this on his own, She grabbed some of the pounds secretly, Is she broke?
Other than that, Ramiel was deadly scared of that miracle magician, he looked again at merlin to see that ...Merlin disappeared.
- "WAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" — There was a child's sob under the coins.
- "FUCKK??" — Ramiel jumped in without hestiantion.
A week later..
Ramiel couldn't do anything, After he cleaned the Golden pounds, He got only half the amount and then forced to clean after Merlin AGAIN.
Again... But this time is with helpers!..
...Then they got sent to THE FORSAKEN LANDS OF THE GODS AND ALMOST DIED.
merlin left them with something to use as light for the four of them but still, if it wasn't for Mr fool they would've died.
Many Months later...
- "Over and over, i am TIRED.." — Ramiel complained as his teammate, Sally and one from the eternal blazing sun church, Lynn who got thrown from intis to backlund listened
- "Not only you, Oh! I remember! One time! Mr Gehrman told Merlin that father will ground him and he disappeared for a month, peaceful days." — Lynn recalled the times he had to clean Merlin's mess
- "WAIT WHAT."
Ramiel envied him, The only peaceful job he got is like years ago
Before even becoming a beyonder.
Sally sighed loudly..
- "We begged the church of the fool to watch over merlin, They never listened."
- " YEA! even the Tarot Club, Its all angels that can defeat Merlin but all they do is watch.."
Ramiel may had met most of the tarot club at this point, A bright guy, A vampire, A lazy drunkard and many more...
YET ALL THEY DO IS WATCH, They only act when lifes are in danger and dont look like they ever got paid enough...
Do they even get paid?
Just before sally could complain even more, They heard a loud noise.
BANG.
Everyone : ......
They all left from their 'hidding spot' that everyone knew about inside of the evernight's church to see..
Eminence Arianna chasing merlin barefoot with a cane, of course that event was concealed to humans
Merlin appeared out of nowhere to random children asking for their wishes while Arianna was trying to chase him.
- "Kiddo!! Do you have a wish!"
- "I want a younger sister!"
- "okay! Your parents are now very inlove, you'll get one in a few months!"
- "MERLIN IM GONNA BRING THE EVERNIGHT GODDESS'S VESSEL HERE IF YOU DONT LEAVE."
Just like that Merlin disappeared.
- "What the fuck."
...Why do people complain about Frank Lee being a monster when Merlin Hermes is right there?
- "The church of the fool probably do not care any bit about Merlin's behavior and it shows." — Lynn complained, The church of the fool clearly used to behaving like a secret organization...
- "Are you three slacking off?" — Leonard who appeared out of nowhere asked, He seemed to also have been slacking off...
- "NO!" — both Sally and Ramiel ran to do some works, leaving Lynn alone.
- "...Im from eternal blazing sun church."
- "MERLIN, I WISH YOU BRING THIS PERSON BACK TO TRIER AND NOT UNDERGROUND."
...The only good thing Merlin could do.
...
The church of the fool : Is it that bad?
Every other church :It is THAT bad...
...
Anyway, after that Merlin disappeared for a whole week which made Ramiel rest in peace for some nice time.
And by that, He decided to see the 'Whats merlin worst prank' list, People put notes and things written on it saying whats the worst thing Merlin did to them.
And every beyonderhas access to it, church of the fool, evernight church, yea everyone... even evil organizations FOR SOME REASON??
F W / M from the church of the fool : "Merlin threw me in a dangerously corrupted place (cosmos) for 5 seconds... The moment i advanced to a demigod... not even an angel yet. "
...oh lady evernight, the church of the fool also has it hard.
K M from evernight's church and The church of the fool : "Haha, i remember that.., i believe he got grounded for one year! That prank is quite a bother."
Are people from that church insane, WHY ARE THEY ACTING LIKE ITS NORMAL?? — Ramiel had his bad moments with Merlin but not as bad as them.
- "Ooo~ Whats that? About me?" — Ramiel felt Merlin behind him peeking over his shoulders.
- "Wehh, Fors is really sensitive it was only 5 seconds."
- "Like reall— AHHHH?!?!1?2!" — Merlin got hit with a...
CANE?
- "MERLIN FATHER TOLD YOU COUNTLESS TIMES TO GET OUT OF HERE." — Klein Moretti said calmly.
And Merlin disappeared once again, so did Klein...
- "...So Merlin is scared of canes." — Someone that watched what just happened noted thoughtfully.
...
Ramiel saw his teammates dancing a very weird dance.
- "WALKING CANE DANCE"
- "WALKING CANE DANCE"
- "WALKING CANE DANCE"
- "WALKING CANE DANCE"
The four all danced with canes in their hands...
- "OH!, ramiel join us here's a cane!, We found out Merlin is scared of them!" — Sally threw an extra cane straight at Ramiel's head, Which he of course dodged.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?? AND HOW DID THEY FIND OUT THIS FAST??????
Is there such a thing as a break when it becomes to merlin? Ramiel didnt know and it seems canes are officially the evernight church's weapon against merlin.
- "MERLIN FUCK OFF TO TRIER." — They heard a yell outside the church.
...Yea no breaks..
Today, Ramiel got sent to the fool's church because well, Merlin didnt fuck off...
He stood infront of a brownish yellow haired half giant, Derrick.
- "...Merlin hermes is at it again... PLEASE STOP HIM..."
Ramiel begged, he was prepared to get down on all fours and even bark it if he has to, the man prayed and happily spoke — "I prayed to Mr fool about it, He said Gehrman will take care of it!, How about you stay for a while.."
Ramiel wanted to refuse but his heart couldn't allow him to refuse such a cutie, he may be an angel but still....
So he stayed at Mr fool's church for a whole hour straight.
- "Ah, i didnt notice the time, i apologize."
- "NONO ITS OKAY!!" — Ramiel barely could be mad at such bright person.
- "......" — Just before Ramiel could stand up and leave, he saw Merlin screaming in a cage that was being held by gehrman sparrow himself as gehrman walked in the church coldly, Not caring about anyones attention.
- "WHAT THE FUCK.." — The one and only oracle, Danitz said very calmly.
- "WAHHHH!!!!!!!!! GEHRMAN ILL BOTHER OTHER CHURCHES INSTEAD JUST LET ME GO~"
- "So you admit to bothering churches?"
- "THATS NOT THE POINT!! WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This was probably the first time Ramiel could see Merlin like that.
- "heh..." — Ramiel took a picture with his camera and ran away from the church as fast as possible and he will probably never come back.