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Part 1 of MCYT/DSMP Lore $#‡† {AU's & Stories}
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Jeepers it's a Creeper, AHHH It's A Cat!!

Summary:

Just a small funny thing that happened in my AU during the Prison Arc, Since in Minecraft Creepers are afraid of Cats, and Dream has a cat in the prison-

Well- The Story kinda wrote itself from there.

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***/|Dream has been in the prison for a few days, Sam is visiting inside the prison|\***

Dream: *Talking*

Sam: *Paying attention, but is getting distracted by sounds coming from something in the room, he puts a hand up* "Pause."

Dream: *Stops speaking, the scratching sounds a bit louder*

Sam: *Looks around the room, pin pointing where the sound seems to be coming from* "What is that?"

Dream: *Plays dumb* "I don't really know......."

Sam: *Glances over at Dream* "I doubt that highly. What is it?"

Dream: *Fake sighs* "Alright, I'll say. I still have something that was from outside."

Sam: *Annoyed Persistence* "And what is it?"

Dream: *Waves a dismissive hand* "No need to get so worked up, it's nothing dangerous."

Sam: *Stares at Dream with a blank face, not one ounce of believe in his eyes* "Again, I doubt that highly."

Dream: "No no, I'm serious. You can look for yourself and if you think it's dangerous you can tell me that I can't have it here."

Sam: *Complete Suspicion* "I'll check.......... But I don't trust you near it."

Dream: *He puts his hands up and shrugs* "Fair enough." {Insert H!AU_EX!AR Drista appearing and shouting "That's not your line!" [There's a whole joke about the "Fair enough" line, it's so stupid but so funny, but I'll take way too long to type out 😹😅]} *Dream walks over to the opposite side of the room of the noise*

Sam: *Still cautious, he slowly turns his attention to the sound and carefully walks over to a little table with a cloth draped over it. He slowly removes the cloth, and a small cat leaps onto the cloth on the floor. Sam lets out an instinctive Creeper hiss in defense, sprinting to the other side of the room. He turns back to the Cat, standing as far away from it as he can* "What the heck is that!?"

Dream: *Amused grin beneath the mask* "A Cat~"

Sam: *Glances over at Dream quickly* "That was a rhetorical question!" *His gaze snaps back to the cat, who's just playing with the cloth laying on the floor* "Why do you have a Cat?!"

Dream: "I've had a Cat, they aren't new."

Sam: "Who let you bring it in here?!"

Dream: "Well, you weren't here when I was brought in, and they saw no harm in it, after all, it's just a Cat."

Sam: "Just a- that thing's a creature of evil!!"

Dream: 'Okay Karen-' "What about Antfrost? He's a Cat Anthropomorphic? Is he a creature of evil?"

Sam: "Not the same! He has morals!"

Dream: *Silent judgement* 'Bish you can't talk-'

Sam: "That thing!" *Points at the Cat, who is curling up under the cloth like a small sheet ghost and meowing* "Is Evil!"

Dream: *Gets a chaotic idea* "Hey Sam-"

Sam: "What?!"

Dream: *Walks over to the cat and gently picks it up* "Just what makes Cats so evil?"

Sam: "What are you doing?!"

Dream: *Mischievous Smiling under his mask, he walks towards Sam holding the Cat* "I'm just asking a question."

Sam: *Backs up* "Put the Cat down."

Dream: *Still walking towards Sam* "What's wrong with Cats?"

Sam: *Still backing up* "Put the Cat down."

Dream: *Amusingly Grins under the mask, picking up his pace slightly* "Just answer the question, there's nothing wrong with it."

Sam: *Keeps backing up, Picking up his pace as well*

***/|The scene soon derails into Dream chasing Sam around the prison room, holding a very confused Cat, and saying for Sam to hold the cat. Sam is sprinting away from Dream, well- mainly the Cat. He finally leaps onto the platform and then the cell walls close, keeping Dream and Sam separate|\***

Sam: *Gasping, trying to catch his breath* "I am never going there again! You cannot make me! Not with that thing!"

Dream: *Shrugs* "Alright. I'm not going to complain about that." {Yet}

Sam: *Sarcastic* "Yeah Sure." *The platform moves away, and the scene comes to an end*