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PREVIEW
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"C-caseoh.." shrek quietly whispers. you saved me case~" *Shrek kitten says as his warrior alpha caseoh defends off the last of the Skibidi TikTok Rizz party.
"Don't worry kitten~ now your safe~" or so he thought... "c-case I-look behind y-you.."
“I'm just glad your still here.. now how about we go and fanum tax some Ohio grimace shakes?" "Omg yes! That sounds better than ice spices oiled up gyatt…
Oiled up gyatt… heh…
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PRESENT TIME
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!Breaking news! The opps have broken out with Balkan rage and now they are on their winter arc.
Chill grinch gave them max health and now they are snatching gyatts and rizzing up LeBron glazers.
They are stealing the huzz and breaking into the bop house, so watch your gyatts as we diddle our way to stop this madness.
“Oh my god… did you hear that my shreky pookie sigma boy?” Shrekussy quivers, holding the tv remote while jorking his peanits with his other.
“Don’t be scared my little femboy milk… I will keep us safe.. I’ve been drinking still water and going on my winter arc all season.” Caseoh stood up strong in shrekussy’s embrace… Shrek pulled away to clear a statement.
“Promise me..?”
Case took a breath and put his arms around his beloved huzz,
“I promise… now do you want me to cook some gedadegadigao nuggets and some still mango for you?” “Yes please my Skibidi sigma…” shrek batted his eyes.
“Bet.”
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FELLOW TROOPS! WE MUST DIDDLE THESE CHILL SKIBIDIS AND BLOW THEM UP WITH NORADRENALINE AND OUR MIGHTY BALKAN RAGE!
“YES SIR!”
“WE MUST TAKE DOWN ALL THESE NONCHALANT BRUZZ AND THEIR MASTERS, AND WE MUST HIT THEM WOTH KNEE SURGERY!”
The troops of the badussy army stood tall in their place, “YES MASTER!”
But little did you know.. the evil nonchalant Bruzz also had evil flowing in their peanis—
they would take over Ohio with their mango phone and Serbian build.. just wait and see..
will the bruzz capture the light? Or will the Badussy Army take their victory? Just wait and find out… will Shrek and case renew their love? Will they figure out how to stop the lore…?
“Not for long…” chuckled the masked alpha in the Nonchalant headquarters.