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Her fire and his smoke will cleanse this land of impurities. And you, little black snake? You can love or hate them, but you can’t stop them.
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I actually dk how to communicate how stupid this is and how many brain cells you will lose by reading
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- Part 2 of Arknights Crack
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Class of ‘097 by worthlessness
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven, 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game)
28 May 2025
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It’s not a dating sim… it’s a murder sim.
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- Part 8 of Arknights Crack
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Hm, you know, I think IS5 has the best endings of any IS. There are two endings with an alt version of my pretty princess Amiya, the dead one from Twin Kings and multiversal fourth wall breaking boss Furnace Core Finale Amiya. There’s Theresis and Theresa teaming up to rule a utopian Kazdel as twin kings. There’s Fremont and Ermengarde being funny. There’s Tin Man feeding the ancient ghosts fast food. And Nymph is a treasure. But you know what the best ending out of those was? The one where Theresa and Theresis started a millennial burger place…
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- Part 9 of Arknights Crack
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You’re all about writing poems, but I’m about throwing parties / Think you should come to my party and put your hands up / I think we’re totally different, but opposites do attract / Maybe we’re so meant to be, just you and me?
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I love GreyThroat, I wish birds were real by worthlessness
Fandom: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
01 Jan 2025
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I LOVE GREYTHROAT I LOVE GREYTHROAT I LOVE GREYTHROAT
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Arknights Crack by worthlessness
Fandom: 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven, 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game)
23 Aug 2025
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Arknights crack fics that I write with friends who don’t play Arknights.
I promised myself that I wouldn’t post anything else serious until I rewrote my only unfinished post on here, so that’s why this keeps happening.
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“were they friends?” (she probably killed him) by worthlessness
Fandom: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
19 Jun 2023
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Canon universe stories about Faust and GreyThroat. You can choose to read most of these as shipping or not.
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….Một thời gian dài sau khi biết tin Talulah được dựng tượng ở quảng trường, Alina không dám đến nhìn. Nếu có việc gì phải ra quảng trường, cô sẽ đi đường khác, nhờ người khác đến, hoặc là không đi. Nhưng rồi Talulah trong ký ức cô cũng dần mờ đi, cô sợ lắm. Giọng nói của cậu, có những hôm cô không thể nào nhớ lại được.
Được thôi, vậy thì hôm nay cô sẽ đến tìm cậu.
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05 Aug 2025
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The story of a Taran caster and her squadron's travels through what was once Tara, now nought but Victorian soil, though... Mandragora disagrees.
The stories of the members intertwining, some strands break, some withstand, we all know how this tale ends.
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the game is on again by Ilavendermenace
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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Maybe I should have expected this. It's funny, in a morbid sort of way. All these years, I've known my chances have gotten worse and worse, but somehow I still hadn't processed that I was always at the Capitol's mercy. They just wait until you're comfortable, when you think you've gotten past the worst of it, and that's when they sweep your feet out from under you.
I've gotten too comfortable. I guess I needed reminding that the odds are never in my favor.
(aka, a "gale gets reaped instead of peeta" AU)
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25 Jul 2025
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no one has made this dramatic of a change by samthehyena for XxMiserySmilesxX
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 May 2024
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During the summer training camp, Shouto comes up with a conspiracy theory that rivals even his secret love child theory: Dabi is Jojo Siwa.
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27 Jun 2025
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Gather round, children, for the epic saga of two grand heroes is held within these pages. Witness the amazing skill and might of...Jaune Arc's lack of training, skill, might, that oh so precious aura that he never got unlocked, or any useful talents other than being incredibly (un)lucky. Behold the noble valor of...Cardin Winchester the racist, sexist jerk with a secret heart of even more jerk.
Okay, so maybe the 'grand heroes' aren't so grand. But they're trying their best, alright?
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Bookmarked by worthlessness
09 Apr 2025