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"BACK UP! I NEED BACK UP!"
Bad Cop says into his handheld transceiver. Panicking due to falling because of that wretched Batman turning his vehicle into a baby carriage. How humiliating, he couldn't stand these Master-Builders always messing with him and Lord Business.
But before he fell into the river beneath him that was full of alligators, a near by micromanager swooped by and picked up up. He couldn't stand to look at those stupid hunk of junks, the very things that put his mommy and daddy in place to get kragled. Yet if this one hadn't picked him up he would've been alligator food.
He told the stupid thing to take him to the Octan Tower (or at least another vehicle.) Although it was unnecessary since it was already sent to take him there anyways.
They had arrived at the Octan Tower, he knew Lord Business was waiting to speak to him. Bad Cop knew he's gonna be furious for letting The Special get away once more.
Bad Cop was placed on the first floor, "Darn it..." he muttered under his breath. He's gonna have to take the elevator all the way to the top floor, Business's office.
He stood in the elevator impatiently, the silence (besides the slight sound of elevator music playing) was driving him crazy. It was especially quiet without hearing Good Cop's voice coming from the other side of his head.
The doors to the elevator had opened into Lord Business's office. He took a deep breath and stood up straight as he walked over to Lord Business.
"Lord Business- sir-"
"Bad Cop I already know. The special has gotten away again! and..and! I heard that your vehicle was turned into a baby carriage! A baby carriage! How ridiculous is that. Its even more ridiculous how you let the Master-Builder that did that get away..."
He laughed. A laugh that always gave Bad Cop a shiver down his spine, although he wasn't sure why.
"We have taken extra precautions to make sure that never happens again."
He walked over to his monitors with Bad Cop following him from behind. On one of the monitors was a micromanager reassembling a vehicle and kragling it together to make sure it would break.
"Unfortunately though, since they only just started, you're gonna to have to use a un-kragled vehicle for now."
"That is fine sir."
With that being said Lord Business started to walk away. He raised an eyebrow and turned around, looking at Bad Cop.
"What are you doing just standing there?! You're wasting time that we could be spending on finding The Special! Now Go! Go find any information you can on them! Scram!"
Lord Business handed him the keys to one of the vehicles.
"Okay I'm on it sir."
Bad Cop walked away putting the keys into his pocket. Having to go down the same elevator, although it felt faster this time.
There was a vehicle (the same type he was using before.) outside waiting for him. He got into the car, but before starting it he sat there for a moment. Thinking about what to do next.
"What should we do.."
He asked, waiting for a response. But then realized Good Cop was gone.
He remembered how there was once a group of Master-Builders who attempted to infiltrate the building, and only one person managed to escape with only their head. Maybe they knew a thing or two about The Special. Bad Cop flew off, on search for this specific Master Builder.
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It didn't take long to find them and their ship. Metalbeard's 'Sea Cow' as it was called. How could someone with only a head sail such a huge thing? Maybe he found other crew members. If so Bad Cop was prepared, with his blaster gun in his right hand and a chair in the back seat.
He stepped out of the vehicle and hopped onto the ship. Looking around for anyone. He was then met with this behemoth of a body made out what looked to be random scrap. He gasped. He recognized that face, it was Metalbeard.
"What do ye think yer doing, hoppin' aboard me ship uninvited?!"
His loud voice called out. Bad Cop aimed his gun at Metalbeard but it was flicked out of his clawed hands. The gun was no use on him anyways, the most it could make was a scratch.
"You look different from the last time I saw you..."
Metalbeard picked up Bad Cop in his hand, squeezing him as the shark on the back of his palm tried to snap it's jaws at the cop. Bad Cop squirmed but it was no use.
"That doesnt answer me question ye scallywag!"
Bad Cop struggled but pulled out a wanted poster of The Special from his pocket. Metalbeard raised an eyebrow, bringing him and the paper closer to his uncovered eye to get a better look. The distance between the two was quite uncomfortable for Bad Cop.
"I thought maybe you knew a thing or two about The Special." He said as he was squeezed again, causing the paper to fall from his hand.
"There be quite some word about em, but if i had any knowledge of them why would I be tellin ye anything! Ye be like any other robot who works for Business! Rotten, no good landlubber! The reason for me body of scrap and the loss of me hearty crewmates!"
Metalbeard's brows furrowed. Bad Cop continuously attempted to get a word in but was always rudely interrupted. Bad Cop was being moved around a lot due to Metalbeard's large gestures. But it was nothing he wasnt used to (Because of Business.)
"And Ive heard a lot about ye too, Bad Cop. Ye be Business's little assistant. Where be the other one, Good Cop?"
"Good Cop was-"
But before Bad Cop could answer Metalbeard had turned his face. Metalbeard was expecting another face, not just blank yellow. The pirate was puzzled, and turned his face back to Bad Cop.
"So, ye have lost somethin of yers too... Serves ye right ye scallywag!"
That had made Bad Cop more angry then he already was. He grimaced as he tried to squirm away once more.
"Ye be a fool for thinking ye could take me down all on yer lonesome! It would take more than a entire army to take me down! I may be one person but ye still be outnumbered."
Bad Cop was thrown onto the ship deck, he watched as Metalbeard picked up the vehicle he was using and blew it to smithereens. Bad Cop was tossed into the sea on top of the now destroyed vehicle. Yelling "Darn you!!" and called for back up as Metalbeard sailed away.
"I should go warn thee others...."
Metalbeard thought as he headed for Cloud Cuckooland.