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groupchat: 118 (Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Buck, Eddie, Ravi)
Ravi: guys
Buck: probie
Hen: Stop calling him that. It’s mean.
Buck: nah it’s a term of endearment. a nickname! you like it don’t ya probie
groupchat: schemers (Hen, Chimney, Eddie, Ravi)
Ravi: whoops wrong gc.
Hen: Here we go
Ravi: why does tommy always call buck evan???
Eddie: I’ve been saying this for years
Chimney: They’ve only been dating like, 4 months
Eddie: I don’t understand why I can’t be dramatic.
groupchat: 118
Buck: probie what’s the q
Ravi: sorry. had to take a shit. uh what’s for dinner
Bobby: I really didn’t need to know that, Ravi. We are having a baked potato bar. 🥔🥓🧀 -Bobby Nash
Ravi: sorry cap
groupchat: schemers
Chimney: Good save Ravi
Hen: Disagree
Ravi: ok my original question pls???
Eddie: He calls Buck his government name because he wants Buck to grow up
Hen: Now that might be a little dramatic.
Eddie: Disagree
Ravi: idgi. buck should be called whatever he wants
Eddie: Correct
Chimney: And doesn’t he kinda have trauma with Evan? Like, only Maddie calls him that and I think that’s okay, but once I jokingly called him that and he didn’t speak to me for two days.
Eddie: Correct
Hen: I don’t really feel like Tommy has the right to call him that
Eddie: Correct
Ravi: eddie have you ever called him that??
Eddie: Once, when I told him I put him in my will. But that was just for emphasis
Ravi: what
Hen: What
Chimney: What
Eddie: It was just for emphasis! He wasn’t upset.
Ravi: oh my fuckin,
Hen: That’s not what we’re freaking out over, Eddie.
Chimney: Oh my god
Chimney added Maddie to the conversation
Maddie: Hello? Why am I here
Chimney: Care to repeat yourself Eddie?
Eddie: ?? Maddie everyone’s getting on my back because I called Buck Evan once. But it was over a serious moment!!
Maddie: Okay, and?
Chimney: It was when he put Buck in his will
Maddie: You fucking WHAT?!
Chimney: THANK YOU
Eddie: What? I wanted to know that if I died, my son was going to the person who would advocate for him the hardest!
Ravi: this is insane. this is a whole new level of faggotry that i cannot even begin to comprehend
Chimney: Agreed
Hen: Agreed
Maddie: Agreed
Eddie: I don’t get what’s the big deal!
Maddie: Okay like. Hm. I’m trying to come up with a comparison.
groupchat: don’t let bobby see this (Buck, Ravi, Eddie, Chimney, Hen)
Buck: why is everyone on their phones.
Hen: You are also on your phone.
Buck: why is everyone typing like , so aggressively
Chimney: Tariffs
Buck: ????
Eddie: You don’t know what’s going on with the tariffs?
Buck: IS EVERYONE RESEARCHING TARIFFS
Ravi: the economy is fucked. this affects everyone
Buck: do you guys have some secret tariffs groupchat im not apart of???
Chimney: You’re always telling us it’s important to stay informed, yet here you are, knowing nothing about tariffs
Buck: i never said that! i know about the tariffs!
Eddie: Link: The New York Times: U.S. and Mexico Reach Deal To Delay Tariffs
Buck: WHAT is HAPPENING
Eddie: Read the article
Ravi: #stayinformed
private messaging: Buck and Eddie
Buck: eddie
Eddie: Buck
Buck: idk what’s going on ☹️
Eddie: What do you mean?
Buck: everyon’es being weird. youre being weird
Eddie: How am I being weird?
Buck: everyone’s being elusive! you guys know i have fomo ☹️
Eddie: No one’s being elusive, Buck. We were talking about the tariffs this morning before you showed up, so it’s been on everyone’s mind.
Buck: rly?
Eddie: Yes. What’s that weird thing you and Ravi always say?
Buck: don’t worry kitten?
Eddie: Yes. Don’t worry kitten.
Buck: okay 💗 yay 💗