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1. Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Harry Potter
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Malfoy Family (Harry Potter)
   • Slytherin Students
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Weasley Family (Harry Potter)
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Order of the Phoenix
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • Hermione Granger Bashing
   • Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Sassy Harry Potter
   • Morally Grey Harry Potter
   • Good Slytherins
   • Harry is a Little Shit
   • Master of Death Harry Potter
   • Magically Powerful Harry Potter
   • Possessive Tom Riddle
   • Obsessive Tom Riddle
   • Smitten Tom Riddle
   • Top Tom Riddle
   • Bottom Harry Potter
   • Fluff
   • Gringotts Wizarding Bank
   • BAMF Harry Potter
   • BAMF Tom Riddle
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Chaos Gremlin Harry Potter
   • Lockheart is a creep
   • Light Angst
   • Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter)

   Summary

   Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .

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