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    "Tell me, Halfling. Can a book teach you what wine tastes like? Or how a stew tastes. Did your book learnings prepare you for trolls or dwarves or elves? A book cannot touch you, Hobbit. It cannot embrace you, or kiss you, it cannot hold your wrists to a bed and undress you, it cannot make you blush." The weight of his gaze as he looked Bilbo over was almost like a physical force. "A book can neither fuck you nor make love to you, though the right one might be able to tell you what the difference is."

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