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[10:47 PM]
🦊 Haru: guys. emergency.
🐰 Wumuti: what happened
🐵 Hyun: is it real or fake emergency
🦋 Rui: real as in “we need to hide a body” or fake as in “you ran out of snacks”
[10:48 PM]
🦊 Haru: i ran out of snacks
🦋 Rui: …
🐰 Wumuti: Haru. Go to sleep.
🐵 Hyun: you should’ve led with “fake emergency” smh
[10:49 PM]
🦊 Haru: NO I CANT SLEEP WITHOUT SNACKS
🦋 Rui: you’re so dramatic
🐰 Wumuti: aren’t you in the dorm?? just get some from the kitchen
🐵 Hyun: yeah i literally bought snacks yesterday they should be there
[10:50 PM]
🦊 Haru: okay first of all, rude. second of all, i ALREADY CHECKED. they’re GONE.
🦋 Rui: …Hyun.
🐵 Hyun: …
🐵 Hyun: i can explain.
🐰 Wumuti: so it was you???
🐵 Hyun: IN MY DEFENSE i was hungry last night and i thought i’d replace them before Haru noticed!!
[10:51 PM]
🦊 Haru: YOU HAD ONE JOB
🦋 Rui: nah this is betrayal
🐵 Hyun: i panicked okay 😭😭
🐰 Wumuti: so now what, are we all just suffering?
🦊 Haru: no. we’re going on a snack mission.
[10:52 PM]
🐵 Hyun: haru no.
🦋 Rui: haru yes.
🐰 Wumuti: haru i will NOT sneak out just for snacks
🦊 Haru: wumuti. my dearest bunny. my precious friend.
🐰 Wumuti: no.
🦊 Haru: 🥺
🐰 Wumuti: …fine. but if we get caught it’s on YOU.
[10:53 PM]
🐵 Hyun: why do i feel like i’m about to be dragged into this too
🦋 Rui: you are the reason this is happening, so yes.
🐵 Hyun: i hate it here.
🦊 Haru: buckle up. we ride at dawn (aka in 5 minutes).
🐵 Hyun: we are literally going to get scolded.
🐰 Wumuti: i’d like to state again for the record that this is NOT my idea
🦋 Rui: if we don’t make it out, just know i never regretted my choices.
🦊 Haru: if we don’t make it out, i better be buried with snacks.
🐵 Hyun: someone come get them.
🐰 Wumuti: it’s too late. we’re in too deep.
🦋 Rui: snack mission initiated. godspeed.
[10:55 PM]
✅ Haru renamed the chat to “Operation Midnight Munchies”
🐵 Hyun: i’m leaving.
🦋 Rui: no you’re not. let’s go.