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[3:12 AM]
🦊 Haru: GUYS.
🐵 Hyun: bro it’s 3AM what do you want
🦋 Rui: if this is about food again I’m leaving
🦊 Haru: NO IT’S ABOUT WUMUTI.
[3:13 AM]
🐵 Hyun: …what happened
🦋 Rui: is he okay???
🦊 Haru: HE JUST WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
🦊 Haru: LIKE. WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.
🦊 Haru: THEN HE JUST STOOD THERE.
[3:14 AM]
🐵 Hyun: WAIT WAIT WAIT
🐵 Hyun: HE’S SLEEPWALKING??
🦋 Rui: bro no way
🦊 Haru: I THINK SO.
🦊 Haru: HE JUST MUMBLED SOMETHING AND WALKED AWAY.
[3:15 AM]
🐵 Hyun: FOLLOW HIM
🦋 Rui: record it rn
🦊 Haru: bro what if he gets violent 😭
🐵 Hyun: HE’S LITERALLY JUST WUMUTI. WHAT’S HE GONNA DO.
🦋 Rui: bro's gonna draw in his sleep
[3:16 AM]
🦊 Haru: HE JUST OPENED THE FRIDGE.
🐵 Hyun: WHAT IS HE DOING.
🦊 Haru: HE TOOK OUT A BOTTLE OF WATER.
🦊 Haru: AND PUT IT BACK.
🦊 Haru: THEN TOOK IT OUT AGAIN.
🦋 Rui: THE INTERNAL STRUGGLE???
🐵 Hyun: LMFAO WHY IS HE FIGHTING THE WATER BOTTLE
[3:17 AM]
🦊 Haru: OK HE CLOSED THE FRIDGE AND WALKED INTO THE WALL.
🐵 Hyun: AYO
🦋 Rui: 💀💀💀
🦊 Haru: THEN HE JUST STOOD THERE AGAIN.
[3:18 AM]
🐰 Wumuti: …why are you guys so loud.
🦊 Haru: WUMUTI???
🐵 Hyun: ARE YOU AWAKE NOW???
🦋 Rui: BRO YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING
[3:19 AM]
🐰 Wumuti: what are you talking about
🦊 Haru: YOU WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, STARED INTO THE VOID, FOUGHT A WATER BOTTLE, AND THEN WALKED INTO THE WALL.
🐵 Hyun: IT WAS A WHOLE MOVIE
🦋 Rui: cinematic masterpiece honestly
[3:20 AM]
🐰 Wumuti: …i don’t remember any of that.
🦊 Haru: NO WAY
🐵 Hyun: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE
🦋 Rui: we have to start recording these
[3:22 AM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Wumuti vs. The Water Bottle”
🐵 Hyun: i’m crying bro
🦋 Rui: he lost to a wall 💀
🦊 Haru: i’m setting up a camera next time
🐰 Wumuti: i hate you all.