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[2:45 PM]
🐵 Hyun: i can’t believe this.
🦊 Haru: what now
🦋 Rui: oh this is gonna be good
🐰 Wumuti: what happened
[2:46 PM]
🐵 Hyun: I JUST SAW WUMUTI AND HARU EATING WITHOUT ME
🐵 Hyun: TRAITORS
🐰 Wumuti: oh.
🦊 Haru: uh.
🦋 Rui: oh this is funny
🐵 Hyun: YOU SAID WE WERE ALL GONNA GO TOGETHER
[2:47 PM]
🦊 Haru: okay okay but hear me out
🐰 Wumuti: we got hungry
🐵 Hyun: OH SO YOUR HUNGER MATTERS BUT MINE DOESN’T
🦋 Rui: this is the best drama i’ve seen all day
[2:48 PM]
🐵 Hyun: YOU EVEN TOOK PICTURES. AND POSTED THEM. WITHOUT ME.
🐰 Wumuti: …i mean the food looked good
🦊 Haru: would’ve looked better with you there haha
🐵 Hyun: DO NOT “HAHA” ME
[2:50 PM]
🦋 Rui: ngl i feel like i should be more supportive but this is too entertaining
🐵 Hyun: RUI THEY WOULD’VE DONE IT TO YOU TOO
🦊 Haru: nah probably not
🐰 Wumuti: yeah this was kinda just a you thing
🐵 Hyun: OH SO I’M JUST EXPENDABLE NOW???
[2:52 PM]
🦋 Rui: haru, wumuti, thoughts?
🦊 Haru: …uh. we can get food together next time?
🐰 Wumuti: yeah we’ll even let you pick the place
🐵 Hyun: oh now you wanna make it up to me. pathetic.
🦋 Rui: bro just take the win
[2:54 PM]
✅ Hyun changed the chat name to “Fake Friends (Haru & Wumuti)”
🦊 Haru: this is so unfair
🐰 Wumuti: i mean he’s not wrong tho
🦋 Rui: rip haru & wumuti’s reputation
🐵 Hyun: don’t talk to me unless it’s about food. that i’m invited to.
🐰 Wumuti: …so korean bbq later?
🐵 Hyun: PICK ME UP IN TEN MINUTES.