Work Text:
[5:47 PM]
🦊 Haru: guys.
🐵 Hyun: oh no.
🦋 Rui: what now.
🐰 Wumuti: …what did i do.
[5:48 PM]
🦊 Haru: WUMUTI. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
🐵 Hyun: wait what happened
🦋 Rui: oh this is gonna be good
🐰 Wumuti: WHAT DID I DO
[5:49 PM]
🦊 Haru: YOU PUT MAYO ON YOUR RICE.
🐵 Hyun: …
🦋 Rui: …
🐰 Wumuti: …and?
[5:50 PM]
🐵 Hyun: NO BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
🦋 Rui: bro that is NOT normal
🦊 Haru: WHO HURT YOU
🐰 Wumuti: IT TASTES GOOD OKAY
[5:51 PM]
🐵 Hyun: NO IT DOESN’T
🦊 Haru: HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK TO DO THAT
🦋 Rui: who raised you bro
🐰 Wumuti: I JUST TRIED IT ONE DAY AND IT SLAPS
[5:53 PM]
🦊 Haru: WUMUTI THIS IS A CRIME
🐵 Hyun: I’M REPORTING YOU TO SOMEONE
🦋 Rui: unfollowing. blocking.
🐰 Wumuti: YOU GUYS ARE SO DRAMATIC
[5:54 PM]
🦊 Haru: YOU KNOW WHAT. TRY IT. TRY IT RIGHT NOW AND THEN TALK.
🐵 Hyun: NO.
🦋 Rui: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
🐰 Wumuti: COWARDS.
[5:56 PM]
🦊 Haru: WUMUTI YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WHO DOES THIS
🐵 Hyun: I’M GENUINELY CONCERNED
🦋 Rui: we need to hold an intervention
🐰 Wumuti: YOU’RE ALL MISSING OUT
[5:58 PM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Wumuti Needs Help”
🐵 Hyun: this is worse than the sleepwalking
🦋 Rui: way worse
🦊 Haru: i’m never trusting his food choices again
🐰 Wumuti: y’all just have weak taste buds 😤
🐵 Hyun: bro thinks he’s a food pioneer
🦋 Rui: bro thinks he’s an innovator
🦊 Haru: bro thinks he’s onto something
🐰 Wumuti: when the mayo-rice trend starts, don’t talk to me.
🐵 Hyun: OH IT WILL NEVER START.