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[8:45 PM]
🦊 Haru: i’m hungry
🐵 Hyun: same
🦋 Rui: okay?
🐰 Wumuti: I made extra food, come eat ☺️💖
[8:46 PM]
🦊 Haru: wait what
🐵 Hyun: HOLD ON YOU COOKED??
🦋 Rui: you voluntarily made food??
[8:47 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: of course! you guys barely eat properly, so I made enough for everyone 🥰
🦊 Haru: bro what
🐵 Hyun: are you… taking care of us??
🦋 Rui: this feels suspicious.
[8:48 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: omg stop acting like I wouldn’t do this for you 😤
🐰 Wumuti: you’re my precious members, I HAVE to take care of you 💕
🦊 Haru: i feel so loved
🐵 Hyun: i don’t know how to handle this affection
🦋 Rui: i’m unsettled.
[8:50 PM]
🦊 Haru: wait did you… set the table too?
🐰 Wumuti: duh 🤨 and I made tea for after we eat 🥰
🐵 Hyun: WHO ARE YOU
🦋 Rui: WHERE DID OUR CHAOTIC WUMUTI GO
[8:52 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: 🙄 just eat before the food gets cold, my little gremlins
🦊 Haru: YOU JUST CALLED US GREMLINS WITH LOVE
🐵 Hyun: I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO BE OFFENDED OR TO FEEL SAFE
🦋 Rui: i’m eating before this turns into a therapy session
[8:54 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: also I folded your laundry while I was waiting 🥰
🦊 Haru: STOP
🐵 Hyun: HOW ARE YOU REAL
🦋 Rui: ARE YOU SECRETLY A PARENT
[8:56 PM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Wumuti: The Mom Friend”
🐵 Hyun: i feel like we should get him flowers or smth
🦊 Haru: yeah fr he’s carrying this group
🦋 Rui: i’ll just pretend this never happened
🐰 Wumuti: 😊💕 i love you guys
🐵 Hyun: bro
🦊 Haru: STOP BEING SO WHOLESOME
🦋 Rui: i’m going to sleep before i get soft
🐰 Wumuti: sleep well, my babies 💖