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[10:12 AM]
🦊 Haru: guys. urgent matter.
🐵 Hyun: it’s too early for this.
🦋 Rui: what did you break.
🐰 Wumuti: good morning ☀️💕 what happened, sweetheart?
[10:13 AM]
🦊 Haru: SEE. SEE THIS. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN.
🐵 Hyun: bro what
🦋 Rui: huh?
🦊 Haru: WHY IS WUMUTI SUCH A GREEN FLAG.
[10:14 AM]
🐵 Hyun: ohhhhh this is about the fact that wumuti is too nice again isn’t it
🦊 Haru: YES.
🦋 Rui: what did he do now
🐰 Wumuti: what do you mean now 😭
[10:15 AM]
🦊 Haru: I DROPPED MY PHONE THIS MORNING.
🐵 Hyun: ok?
🦋 Rui: skill issue.
🦊 Haru: NO LISTEN. BEFORE I COULD EVEN BEND DOWN TO PICK IT UP, WUMUTI PICKED IT UP FOR ME. GENTLY. WITH BOTH HANDS. AND SAID “HERE YOU GO, LOVE” LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.
🐵 Hyun: love???
🦋 Rui: bro no way
🐰 Wumuti: …is that bad?? 😅
[10:16 AM]
🦊 Haru: BAD?? BAD?? BRO I SAW MY WHOLE LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES.
🐵 Hyun: HARU GOT FLUSTERED
🦋 Rui: this is incredible
🐰 Wumuti: i was just helping 😭
[10:18 AM]
🦊 Haru: NO BECAUSE THAT’S NOT ALL.
🐵 Hyun: THERE’S MORE???
🦋 Rui: this is better than TV
🐰 Wumuti: i’m scared
[10:19 AM]
🦊 Haru: OK SO LATER I WAS COMPLAINING THAT I LEFT MY CHARGER IN THE ROOM AND BEFORE I COULD EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE, WUMUTI JUST?? PULLED OUT HIS OWN CHARGER AND HANDED IT TO ME LIKE “USE MINE, I’M GOOD 💖”
🐵 Hyun: AYO
🦋 Rui: NAH.
🐰 Wumuti: you needed it more than me 🥺
[10:21 AM]
🦊 Haru: AND THEN.
🐵 Hyun: OH THERE’S MORE
🦋 Rui: THIS IS AMAZING
🐰 Wumuti: why am i on trial 😭
[10:23 AM]
🦊 Haru: HE BROUGHT ME A DRINK WHEN I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR ONE. JUST. WALKED IN AND SAID “I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE THIRSTY” AND PUT IT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NORMAL THING IN THE WORLD.
🐵 Hyun: oh my god
🦋 Rui: he’s like a romance drama lead
🐰 Wumuti: what kind of friend would i be if i didn’t take care of you 😳
[10:24 AM]
🐵 Hyun: bro i’m actually jealous i want this treatment
🦋 Rui: why is he not my boyfriend
🦊 Haru: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING.
🐰 Wumuti: STOPPP 😳😳
[10:26 AM]
🐵 Hyun: NO. I’M THINKING BACK NOW. HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME.
🦊 Haru: YES. REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN I SAID I FORGOT MY JACKET AND HE JUST PUT HIS ON ME WITHOUT A WORD???
🦋 Rui: BRO HE DID THAT TO ME TOO
🐰 Wumuti: you guys get cold easily 🥺
[10:28 AM]
🐵 Hyun: DO YOU REALIZE HOW INSANE THAT IS
🦊 Haru: WUMUTI YOU ARE A WALKING GREEN FLAG. A LITERAL PERFECT HUMAN BEING.
🦋 Rui: and you act like it’s NORMAL???
🐰 Wumuti: because it is normal 😭
[10:30 AM]
🦊 Haru: IT’S NOT.
🐵 Hyun: NOPE. IT’S NOT.
🦋 Rui: YOU ARE BUILT DIFFERENT.
🐰 Wumuti: i just care about you guys 😳
[10:32 AM]
🦊 Haru: HOW DO WE EVEN REPAY THIS LEVEL OF KINDNESS
🐵 Hyun: FR I FEEL LIKE WE OWE HIM OUR LIVES
🦋 Rui: we need to spoil him
🐰 Wumuti: i don’t need anything 🥺 just you guys being happy is enough
[10:35 AM]
🦊 Haru: I’M ACTUALLY GONNA CRY
🐵 Hyun: WE DON’T DESERVE YOU
🦋 Rui: I’M GONNA GET YOU FLOWERS OR SOMETHING
🐰 Wumuti: STOPPPP I’M GETTING SHY 😳💖
[10:37 AM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Wumuti: The Human Green Flag”
🐵 Hyun: if we don’t start giving him the same energy we have failed as people
🦊 Haru: tomorrow we’re getting him snacks and cute gifts
🦋 Rui: i’ll pick out a plushie
🐰 Wumuti: I DON’T NEED ANYTHING 😭
[10:40 AM]
🦊 Haru: TOO BAD. YOU’RE GONNA BE APPRECIATED WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
🐵 Hyun: this is our revenge
🦋 Rui: for making us feel loved
🐰 Wumuti: YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH 😭💖💖💖