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[8:45 PM]
🦊 Haru: GUYS. URGENT.
🐵 Hyun: if this is about food again i’m ignoring you
🦋 Rui: same
🐰 Wumuti: what’s wrong, love? ☺️
[8:46 PM]
🦊 Haru: OH YOU WANNA CALL ME LOVE HUH??
🐵 Hyun: oh.
🦋 Rui: interesting.
🐰 Wumuti: ???
[8:47 PM]
🦊 Haru: BECAUSE I JUST WITNESSED SOMETHING EARTH-SHATTERING.
🐵 Hyun: pls get to the point
🦋 Rui: what now
🦊 Haru: WUMUTI. GOT FLUSTERED.
[8:48 PM]
🐵 Hyun: ???
🦋 Rui: ???????????????
🐰 Wumuti: I DID NOT 😳
🦊 Haru: OH YES YOU DID. I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.
[8:49 PM]
🐵 Hyun: bro wtf happened
🦋 Rui: wumuti doesn’t get flustered, he does the flustering
🐰 Wumuti: IT WASN’T THAT BAD STOP
🦊 Haru: ohhh it was BAD.
[8:51 PM]
🐵 Hyun: OKAY TELL US NOW
🦋 Rui: SPILL IT
🐰 Wumuti: I HATE IT HERE 😭
🦊 Haru: so. we were walking back from the store right? and this random boy came up to Wumuti and was like “wow, you’re really handsome.”
[8:52 PM]
🐵 Hyun: ok and?
🦋 Rui: that happens all the time??
🐰 Wumuti: EXACTLY SO IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL
🦊 Haru: NO NO NO. IT IS. BECAUSE THIS MAN TURNED BRIGHT RED.
[8:54 PM]
🐵 Hyun: NO WAY.
🦋 Rui: AIN’T NO WAY
🐰 Wumuti: I DID NOT TURN RED 😡
🦊 Haru: BRO YOUR FACE LOOKED LIKE A CHERRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SHORT-CIRCUIT.
[8:55 PM]
🐵 Hyun: I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING
🦋 Rui: WUMUTI YOU’RE BLUSHING OVER A COMPLIMENT??
🐰 Wumuti: HE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD OKAY 😭
🦊 Haru: NO BECAUSE THE BEST PART—HE STUTTERED.
[8:57 PM]
🐵 Hyun: BRO.
🦋 Rui: STOP. NOT THE STUTTER.
🐰 Wumuti: LEAVE ME ALONE 😭
🦊 Haru: HE SAID “O-OH THANK YOU” LIKE HE FORGOT HOW TO SPEAK
[8:59 PM]
🐵 Hyun: NAHHH THIS IS GOLDEN
🦋 Rui: WE’RE NEVER LETTING THIS GO
🐰 Wumuti: IT WAS A MOMENTARY WEAKNESS
🦊 Haru: BRO YOU KEPT TOUCHING YOUR FACE AFTER LIKE YOU COULDN’T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED
[9:01 PM]
🐵 Hyun: THIS MAN FLIRTS WITH US ON A DAILY BASIS BUT CAN’T HANDLE A RANDOM COMPLIMENT???
🦋 Rui: HE CALLS US “BABY” AND “LOVE” LIKE IT’S NOTHING BUT HE GETS SHY WHEN A STRANGER CALLS HIM HANDSOME???
🐰 Wumuti: YOU GUYS DON’T COUNT 😡
🦊 Haru: SO WE’RE JUST FLIRTING PRACTICE NOW???
[9:03 PM]
🐵 Hyun: I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
🦋 Rui: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
🐰 Wumuti: I AM NEVER SPEAKING AGAIN
🦊 Haru: NAH THIS PROVES IT—WUMUTI CAN DISH IT BUT HE CAN’T TAKE IT
[9:05 PM]
🐵 Hyun: we need to start complimenting him more
🦋 Rui: yeah let’s ruin his life
🐰 Wumuti: DON’T YOU DARE
🦊 Haru: too late
[9:07 PM]
🐵 Hyun: wumuti, you’re literally the most caring person i know
🦋 Rui: and you’re so effortlessly cool
🦊 Haru: also? extremely good-looking
🐰 Wumuti: STOPPPPP 😳💖
[9:09 PM]
🐵 Hyun: OH HE’S WEAK
🦋 Rui: WE GOT HIM BOYS
🦊 Haru: HE’S SO FLUSTERED LOOK AT HIM
🐰 Wumuti: I AM QUITTING THIS GROUP
[9:10 PM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Wumuti Gets Flustered (Rare Footage)”
🐵 Hyun: this is my new favorite thing
🦋 Rui: we have too much power now
🦊 Haru: expect daily compliments from now on
🐰 Wumuti: I HATE YOU ALL 😭💖