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September 6th, 17:34
Neil Perry added Charlie Dalton, Knox Overstreet, Richard Cameron, Steven Meeks, Todd Anderson, Gerard Pitts, Ginny Danburry, Chris Noel to a chat
Neil Perry changed the name to CHATty poets.
Steven Meeks: another one? just because you create another group chat doesn’t mean it’ll magically become active. that’s just a thought!!!!!
Charlie Dalton: let a man dream geez!! and take these full names WITH caps OFF my screen now perry, or all your secrets will be all over this chat…
Neil Perry: Let’s just keep this chat going? Then I won’t have to make more!
Neil Perry changed his nickname to neil
neil changed Charlie Dalton’s nickname to charlie
neil changed Todd Anderson’s nickname to toddie
charlie: can you please explain why you’re so gay to the point you gave todd the gayest nickname????
neil: I didn’t even finish now I’m lazy.. thanks!!!
Knox Overstreet: how many gcs will there be by the time we even finish the first week of school??
charlie changed Knox Overstreet’s nickname to knoxious
neil: A group chat is a great way to become closer together, there’s a few new faces, soooo this is my plan heh..
charlie: if you want to get closer to todd you can just do that without this, you’re literally in the same room.
neil: Actually, for your information, we’re not in the same room RIGHT now
neil: He’s at the library soooo your point is immediately invalid HAH!
charlie: yk what im going to send a bomb to your dorm in 3. 2. 1.
Steven Meeks: you’re literally across the hall from their dorm charlie it’d explode your room too……………
charlie: and that’d be AWESOME.
charlie changed Steven Meeks to meeks
charlie changed Gerard Pitts to pitts charlie changed Richard Cameron to dick
dick: This is what I open my phone to?
charlie: you enjoy it, now shut up
Ginny Danburry: why the HELL am i in a gc full of MEN. i did NOT consent to this..
Chris Noel: yeah… me neither!!!
charlie: neil added the LESBIANS????
meeks: yea he was going to convince that this chat was ‘better’ bc it has girls in it, not logical bc said girls are literally dating each other but whatever!!!
neil to todd 17:48
neil: Hey! I know that you’re at the library rn but I wanted to ask if you wanted to come to the study group in a little?
neil: It’s just a suggestion, but I’d appreciate your help a lot. You seemed to understand Keating’s class a lot ao far even if you haven’t spoken in class
neil: I mean it’s not like I stare at you in class or anything I just happened to notice!! If you don’t want to be in a bigger group at the moment, we could always just study together in our room, just us two.. I’ll stop blowing up your phone now! I’m trying to leave as few messages as possible while fitting everything so it’s a long message sorry!
todd: hi! it’s ok! i don’t mind you texting me at all, i just had dnd on til now
todd: and yeah, i’d prefer a one on one study session for now. thank you!
CHATty poets 19:36
charlie: now where on earth is neil???
meeks: probably in his dorm, genius
charlie: ya but he never misses these, bro is an absolute nerd
charlie: so he’s off being gay somewhere
meeks: that’s your assumption??
charlie: no no thats what I know
meeks: you act like you’re not worse???
charlie: i’m deeply offended you thought i’d be worse than a full on gay man.. i’m the hottest bisexual around
meeks: don’t do it, please. i’m begging.
charlie: TOOOOO LATE!!!!
charlie: she’s a freaky young gal a bisexual #ME !!
meeks: you’d be completely hopeless if you weren’t one of my closest friends….
meeks: ok put the phone down now, we’re in the study group it can be without neil this time, crazy concept ik
charmander to neighbor 20:42
charmander: sooo how was your solo date with your new roommate?????
neighbor: SHUT IP. NOW. DONT.
charmander: not sharing the details neily boy?? i’m hurt… to think we were best friends…. ouchies… how will i ever recover from this betrayal…..
neighbor: Whay th en heell???
charmander: what is happening in that dorm that is making you type that bad
neighbor: Pleaw just shut ip.
neighbor: I’m not ever admitting to ANYTHING especially not to you
neighbor: I learned that long ago
charmander: you seriously wound me
charmander: if there was ever some big disaster or outbreak whatever i’d leave you to die just bc you said that btw
CHATty poets 22:51
pitts: what did i open my dms to
pitts: ANOTHer group chat???
pitts: it’s been what, a week since school started?????????????
meeks: that’s practically what i said too
meeks: also hi pittsie rare sighting of bff
pitts: we’re in the same room
meeks: so??? if neil had the chance to flirt with todd in the gc while in the same room with him ONLY difference is that i’d never actually flirt with you
pitts: yeah ig you’re right
neil: NO he is not right. This is propaganda!!!! I’m being falsely accused here I haven’t even flirted with Todd yet so idk where you guys got thay from
charlie: YET??? see i fucking knew it. neil
perry im going to catch you
charlie: ANYway enough abt neil let’s make it about me now thank you!!
charlie: I have an announcement.. everyone behold the biggest reveal ever..
charlie changed their nickname to nuwanda.
nuwanda: i shall now be nuwanda and you MUST respect me or i’ll light a fire to the entire school and blame whoever dared to disrespect me, thanks!!!
meeks: this is your announcement??????
nuwanda: i’ll report you for harassment and bullying so watch it pal
dick: And I’ll block you.
nuwanda: you’ll be first on my list.
dick: You’re first on my list too, and let me spoil it for you, it’s not a good one.
nuwanda: geeeez cam cool it that’s not very cool and awesome of you
neil: Oh my GISH. We forgot introductions earlier .. this is charlies fault woow shame on you char
nuwanda: damn it neil the names nuwanda
dick: Nobody is calling you that.
nuwanda: fine deadname me and be reported not my problem who gets a warning now is it ?
dick: I’m not actually scared of warnings you know?
neil: Okay back to what I said.
neil: Introductions!!!
meeks: we all already know each other..
neil: Not all of us, todd should have the chance to get to know everyone more
meeks: ok just because i like todd
neil: Great! I’ll even go first!
neil: I’m Neil, I’m 19, majoring in theatre (after a LONG talk with dad I’m not on speaking terms anymore to convince to let me live my OWN life!!!) and I play piano occasionally!!
meeks: casual lore drop ???
neil: Shush, who’s next
meeks: i guess i am?
meeks: im meeks and i’m majoring in engineering, 20… that’s practically it..
meeks: oh wait, pitts wants me to introduce him too
meeks: pitts, also an engineering student who is 20!!!
toddie: are you two dating???
meeks: uh no??????? what made you think we’d be dating, we’re as best friends as best friends get
toddie: oh sorry i didn’t mean it in a bad way or anything
meeks: im kidding, but no we’re not. we’re in a qpr though, so close enough??
neil: Guys introductions!!!!
knoxious: knox, 20, law student… which is HELL btw!! worse than hellton even…..
nuwanda: oh it’s that bad ,, that’s hilarious actually sorry not sorry
dick: Cameron, 20, also a law student.
neil: @Ginny Danburry @Chris Noel
Ginny Danburry: DARN YOU NEIL.
Chris Noel: she’s just upset neil knows her enough to know that we had the chat muted except for @
neil changed Ginny Danburry’s nickname to ginny.
neil changed Chris Noel’s nickname to chris.
neil: Okay, now continue!!!
ginny: ginny, 19, theatre major, dating chris!!! i also do dance on the side!
neil: See! You like talking here!
ginny: i just introduced myself so you’d shut up
chris: hi i’m the chris who is dating ginny, 19, majoring in culinary!
todd: it’s nice to meet everyone! i should probably introduce myself too
todd: i’m todd, 18, literature student! i really enjoy listening to classical music, that’s a bit random, but I admire the piano a lot it’s definitely my favorite to listen to
neil: Heh I can play piano
neil: I can play for you someday :D
todd: i’d like that
ginny: GROSS. why are two men on my screen acting like this rn
chris: what she means is that she’s ready for bed goodnight
neil to todd 23:55
neil: Goodnight, todd
September 7th, 07:32
todd: i was sleeping on the bed next to yours but good morning neil!
neil: Yeah, I know! I just felt like saying goodnight
CHATty poets 08:31
neil: Good morning everyone! I hope you all have a good day today, make sure to come back to this chat PLEASE. I need this one to work!!
meeks: yeah he’s completely shattered after the first 8 have failed in less than a week, how tragic…….
todd: morning!
neil: Good morning todd! :D
ginny: too early for this but thanks neil see you at the theatre hall in about.. an hour
todd to neil 12:06
todd: hey!
todd: idk if you’re in class rn but you left your classes on your desk from last night
todd: i can bring them down to you
todd: i only found them bc i had forgotten my lucky pen on your desk last night and came back to get it before my first test
neil: Hello! That’d be extremely sweet of you thank you todd I’ve been zoning out an unhealthy amount without them
neil: Not to mention the fact I can hardly see directly in front of me haha
todd: haha of course neil
12:36
neil: Thank you again :D
neil: You’re seriously the sexiest ever
neil: That was a TYPO. Sweetest **^
todd: HAHA thank you i needed that
CHATty poets 15:41
nuwanda: BRO WHO THE FUCK
meeks: context?????
dick: when does he ever give context?
meeks: you’re right,, should be used to that by now
nuwanda: sorry not sorry
neil changed nuwanda’s nickname to charlene. neil changed his nickname to neily. neily changed dick’s nickname to cam.
cam: Thank you Neil, I thought I’d go even crazier dealing with another Richard dick joke….
neily: Of course!
charlene: hey no! that wasn’t very nice neil changing my hard work like that…
meeks: i’m sure you’ll live
charlene: loud incorrect buzzer!!! i’m actually going to drop dead right this very second,, farewell…..
meeks: okay buddy… good luck with that!
charlene: good luck, babe! mentioned heh